Love In The City | Friends Fanfiction

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-May 5th 1995-

   Me and Phoebe are at Monica and Rachel's helping  Monica prepare for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday.

Monica:Ok we got the cole slaw.

Kat:We got the buns...

Phoebe:We've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys ew..."Hands meat to Monica".

Chandler and Joey enter with charcoal.

Chandler:"In a deep voice".Men are here.

Joey:We make fire.Cook meat.

Chandler:Then put out fire by peeing no get invited back.

Monica,Phoebe:Ew!.

I chuckle at what i just witnessed.

Monica:Oh Joey.Melanie called said she's gonna be late.

Joey:Oh okay.

Phoebe:So how are things going with you two?.Is she becoming your special someone?.

Joey:I don't know she's uh...she's pretty great.

Kat:Yeah?.What does she think of your little science project?.

Joey:What you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?.

Monica:Man's got a point.

Joey:Well the tough thing is she really wants to have sex with me.

Chandler:Crazy bitch.

Joey:Yeah well I still got a week left to go in the program and according to the rules if I want to get the money I'm not allowed to conduct any...ersonal experiments if you know what I mean.

Monica:Joey...we always know what you mean.

*Time lapse*

   Chandler and Joey are making the fire as Me,Monica and Phoebe are inside.Ross enters carrying luggage.

Kat,Phoebe:Hey.

Monica:Hey.

Ross:Hey.

Phoebe:"Sees bags".How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?.

Ross:I'm going to China.

Phoebe:Jeez you say one thing and-

Monica:You're going to China?.

Ross:Yeah i-it's for the museum.Someone found a bone,we want the bone but they don't want us to have the bone so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the bo-it's,it's a whole big bone thing. Anyway I'm gonna be gone for like uh...like a week so uh if you wanna reach me y-you can't.So here's my itinerary

Ross hands a sheet of paper to Monica.

Ross:Um...here's a picture of me."Hands it over".