bamboleo, soloist

﹐𝒊. 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝖻𝖼 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗆𝗂𝗒𝖺

A is for...
" ahh, you scared me so much i accidentally screamed "

B is for...
" but i thought i would really get the food you promised me "

C is for...
" can i get a hooyah? HOOYAH "

D is for...
" mmh.. ah delicious "

E is for...
" eat them and choke and die, yeah "

F is for...
" now come and feel me *starts singing can't you see me by txt* "

G is for...
" bloody hell i just thought you were god "

H is for...
" hello i'm very much not comfortable in here "

I is for...
" i don't know nan molla *starts aggressively dancing to fake love with jimin* "

J is for...
" where the flute did you but my pink flower jacket? "

K is for...
" kinda good but not that bad i guess "

L is for...
" hah we're both losers now "

M is for...
" mother trucker dude that hurts like a but cheek on a sting "

N is for...
" no no no don't leave me alone i need to cock "

O is for...
" oh my gawddd "

P is for...
" put it back inside, no one wants to see it "

Q is for
" oh yeah i am friends with q from the boyz. we're both part of the dolphin line "

R is for...
" repeat after me *teasing beomgyu* "

S is for...
" sorry...not sorry "

T is for...
" y'all should check out my cute dongsaengs txt "

U is for...
" you are unbelievable "

V is for...
" very very interesting offer but no "

W is for...
" wales are not mammals, they're probably just cute very big fishes "

X is for...
" should i learn playing the xylophone? "

Y is for..
" you go first then me i guess "

Z is for...
" zendaya? oh yes i love her so much *does fingerheart* "