the-phantom-author

Sleep is for the weak
          	And now I shall weep
          	Becuase i do nothing but sleep
          	Nothing all week.

the-phantom-author

Have I mentioned that I may be highkey related to Corey Crawford. 
          No?
          Well, I have now.

the-phantom-author

@NightSoCoolioYep 
            I highkey freaked out when I found it out to.
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SaturnSoCoolioYep

Imma tell my sister, she's gonna flip (or not believe me)
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the-phantom-author

I'm here to signal boost the crap crop of this, 'unveiled" by @apartofthenarrative is great. And please read it/check it out. It a jamilton soul mates au, it's great. If y'all are on Tumblr I recommend followthis person. At burrn, she is a beautiful amazing person who i follow and sometimes talk to, all of her works are great. And that's all.

SaturnSoCoolioYep

@the-phantom-author when you ship LAMS and JeffMads with you lif but then Jamilton comes along with all its delicious angst
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the-phantom-author

this message may be offensive
The ibis is a picnic wrecking burden on humanity
          A dumpster diving bin chicken disrupting the community
          Annoying the general public at every opportunity
          Disgrace to feathered creatures bringing shame on the bird family
          If there are any ibises watching this, firstly
          There's no bin juice here so you can fuck off
          Secondly get a job and fucken do something with your life
          Sort it out you're on the road to nowhere
          Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle of the
          pacific ocean or some shit I don't know
          I'm not your dad I can't tell you how to live your life
          Just stop wrecking everyone's picnics fuck
          
          This song kills me 
          "A song about birds"