Rhea

WHY DO U SLAY

@ray_of_sunshine9 Beautiful!!! Added to my writing playlist ♥ ♥ ♥

@ray_of_sunshine9 Lovely!!

@Radiaamaya Apologies for the late response! 
            
            I am not 100% sure! I am currently on the last book on my waiting list, and i will be starting that book in a few days, so the review will possibly be done at the end of the month (if not a little later). 
            
            I will be taking a short break, though, so I will post an update in the review store once I have decided on an official opening date. (:

@ElephantsInTheRooms This is glorious. Thank you so much for blessing my feed.

chapter 2.
            
            
            Grasping at the flowers, I munch and crunch on the food I have in my mouth right now. Which is, if you’re wondering, the only s’more I packed. 
            
            “Mama!” said the centipede. 
            Dear God: Why were creatures with thousands of legs made?
            There she is. Cents. I know, a boring  typical name for a centipede. Like Webs for a spider. Which is, if you’re wondering, my ex-best friend. 
            I need to raise her. Into a mature centipede. A centipede who’s scared of the dark. How mature! “Zap!” I zap her  my wand to make her human. I zap myself too to make me human. Much better. Now I have arms and legs and a heart and body and organs! I have this book about raising babies. It’s called “About Rasing Babies.” Not a spelling mistake, there’s supposed to be no I. Let me copy the first pages.
            
            
            When the baby is thirsty, feed them bleach. It makes the house look good, so it’ll also make them look good! When they are cold, put them 2 inches near a fire. If they are in the fire, it’s better! Feed them their own hands and feet for desert. For a healthy treat, feed them rocks, dirt, soil, metal,  toenails, and make them drink blood! Let them sleep after watching DHMIS 5 (ElephantsInTheRooms Note: seriously, that episode is terrifying and traumatizing.). It helps them sleep faster! (Note: It won’t, they won’t sleep) for educational videos, make them watch R rated movies! They are totally helpful and develop intelligence! 
            Finally, when they are 10, cook them! They are very tenderly cooked delicious if you cook them right. I prefer them cooked for 14 minutes, says Dr Vanibalism  Inocence. If they scream, don’t let them go! Sew their lips together.  Cut through their cheeks and pluck out every tooth. Chop their ears off, as painful as possible. Then continue cooking on the pan. 
            
            
            
            
            What did I just read? 
            Entry: Milk Carton 

@ElephantsInTheRooms bruh, lol

No worries at all! Your story is fabulous!