mchawkinsauthor

ANNOUNCEMENT. Butcher Bert & the Monkey Mafia, in all its microaggressive glory, is now complete on Wattpad. If you like a good triggering (and frankly, who doesn't?) this is the book for you. *farts*

mchawkinsauthor

@booklover_vivian Thanks for reading! I'll stink about it.
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booklover_vivian

@mchawkinsauthor can we get an epilogue??and pliz go slow with the farts:)
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mchawkinsauthor

ANNOUNCEMENT. Butcher Bert & the Monkey Mafia, in all its microaggressive glory, is now complete on Wattpad. If you like a good triggering (and frankly, who doesn't?) this is the book for you. *farts*

mchawkinsauthor

@booklover_vivian Thanks for reading! I'll stink about it.
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booklover_vivian

@mchawkinsauthor can we get an epilogue??and pliz go slow with the farts:)
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mchawkinsauthor

It's been almost 3 years but I finally have a new book up! It's a kids' book called Butcher Bert & the Monkey Mafia, a cross between The Godfather and The Twits if you can imagine that. If you like swearing shopping trolleys and farting monkeys it will really peel your banana. Chapter one is up on my profile now: https://www.wattpad.com/user/mchawkinsauthor and I'll be updating every Tuesday. Enjoy!

mchawkinsauthor

*EDIT* A week is too long between drinks, so new chapters will go up every Tuesday AND THURSDAY. This will also help keep my nose to the grindstone and get the damned thing written in a timely manner.
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achonwa

Thanks so much for the dedication!!! I'm actually speechless right now because I lost my watpadd but it's connected to my mail and that's where I saw d dedication. Because of that,I went through all means possible to get it back...thanks so much!!! I really appreciate!!! Keep up d good work Amigo

mchawkinsauthor

@achonwa Glad you got your account back! Thanks for reading.
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L_Zeth

Hello, just asking, do you have any plan to write new book? I'm still reading The Seven Sleepers but already finished reading Tales.

L_Zeth

@mchawkinsauthor I still need to learn more, but thank you! It's very nice to hear that!
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mchawkinsauthor

@L_Zeth Judging from your comments your written English is excellent.
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L_Zeth

@mchawkinsauthor Alright then, I'm looking forward to read your new book while keep reading The Seven Sleepers :) And yes, I've just recently started writing in English, thanks a lot for adding it to your library!
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