Classified Psycho

My name is 

Jeff

Jk it's...

U don't need to know my name

No dats not my real name

AND U PPL WILL NEVER KNOW WAT IT RLLY IS MWAHAHA

Unless u know me in real life...
U guys better not tell anyone my name!

Yeah d doctors never figured out wats wrong with me...
So besides probably needing medication...

I like to read all kinds of books 

I like to sleep....alot so don't interrupt ma sleep or I'll interrupt ur breathing 

I also LOVE food
Food deserves to be worshiped so.....

GET DOWN ON UR KNEES

Jk

But I am crazy and if u make me mad I'm gonna hav to get off of my unicorn and nothing good will happen 

So.... Don't make me hav to get off my unicorn

But I am nice sometimes and if I could I'd get u a cupcake...or pizza...or both (if I didn't eat it already)(jk we all know I'm not sharing)

Percy Jackson
HOO
TOA
Lunar Chronicles
The Flash
Arrow
DC legends of tomorrow
Sherlock
Supergirl
Miraculous
Supernatural
I can't think anymore
System of down
Metallica
Bruno Mars
Ed Sheeran
Imagine dragons
Maroon 5
Melanie Martinez
Twenty One Pilots
I'm to lazy to wright anymore...

Im writing a book about poems called 'Words in the Dark' so read that if u like

Oh and I'm also someone who will stay single for a long time bc Wattpad boys hav raised my standards above d max so...


I'll just keep drooling over fictional guys
Just like 99% percent of Wattpad