House Made of Writers Blocks

"Do you remember Justin Meyer in eighth grade- jock, asshole used to fuck with me all the time?

Dad, he told me- no he said, guys like Justin, highschool is best it's ever gonna get for them. They're gonna peak in highschool and then the rest of their life is just gonna be a disappointment. And that kids like me... That I would soar after highschool. 

And in fact y'know I would sit there and I would fast forward ten years into the future and I would think about our highschool reunion, and seeing Justin and he would be this fat balding guy who is assistant manager at some sporting goods store and I would be this famous actor who lives in LA or New York and have this beautiful boyfriend. And I'm happy.

I just looked Justin up online and do you know what he's doing now? He's an electrician. And he has two beautiful daughters and a pretty wife and he's happy. And it turns out that- it just turns out that I'm the one who peaked in highschool." -Milo Dean, 'The Skeleton Twins'