Hi, I'm Evelyn, and I'm preoccupied with cults, unsolved murders, Elizabethan pirates and bad jokes. 

GENERIC QUEST! is the first Choose Your Own Adventure set in the world of Wattpadonia (any similarities to the structure, residents and rules of a well known online writing community is purely coincidental). Check it out, you might already be taking part without knowing it.

If cults are you thing, then I do a lot of writing about the biggest of them all (no, not THAT one. I can't afford the legal fees). DOWN 918 RABBIT HOLES is a study on the Peoples Temple and the 1978 Jonestown Massacre and my messy attempts to write fiction about it.

There's also some other stuff here, some of which won awards and shiz. Including WHO PUT BELLA IN THE WYCH ELM?

If you want to read BELLA, get your skates on. It comes down 1st Jan 2019 for reasons.
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Hafferby Hafferby Nov 14, 2018 11:06AM
A How to Get Away With Murder short this week, which goes all Commander in Chief (not the one you might think, though)https://www.wattpad.com/644309300-how-to-get-away-with-murder-in-under-250-words...
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