Hi, I'm Evelyn and I like to experiment in different genres. 

Come join me on a GENERIC QUEST! to the land of Wattpadonia, where you can choose your own path as a novice storyweaver through the pitfalls and perils of this strange orange land. Wattpad's first satirical Choose Your Own Adventure. Updating pretty bloomin' regularly, because there's just so much to cover!

Other works include:

WHO PUT BELLA IN THE WYCH ELM? - 2016 Watty winning paranormal mystery about a young witch during WW2, and it's sequel THE LAST WITCH IN ENGLAND.

DOWN 918 RABBIT HOLES - Non-fiction, short chapters covering the Jonestown Massacre and my attempts to write a story for all 918 people who died. A guidebook for navigating the modern world.

The WIDER SEAS series - zombie-pirate historical adventure comedy mash-up with Pratchett-inflected humour. Don't take it seriously!

KING OF MIST - The slightly more challenging, hugely trippy literary mystery quiz.

ELEOS HARRUMPHED - A tongue in cheek sequel to Atlas Shrugged, set 30 years later and stretching those gapping plot holes to their logical conclusion.

918 - Some of my Jonestown short stories.

BURNT - My brief foray into the dread-genre of romance. A tale of music and enigmatic disappearances.

SHORTS AND ALL - Ephemera, short stories, contest entries. Including ESCAPE FROM THE LABYRINTH, a sequel to the 80's film, TIBBLES, a story written from the perspective of the Stephen's Island Wren (yes, really), and BLOOP, a story for the #bodyonthebeach contest, among others.

I'm a twice-Featured, 2016 Watty winner with works going top 20 so far in 4 genres. None of these should be taken as a seal of quality. I try not to take myself too seriously and my writing is usually littered with smart-arse jokes, but I'd wager I'm neither as clever or as funny as I think I am.
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Hey, I just wanted to drop you a line to say that I really enjoyed that book you wrote. You know, the one with the thing that happens to the person in that place? It's great. It's so great, and you...
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