(story not finished yet) I am the last human, the only survivor thanks to my friend Jax, yadda, yadda, this and that. Listen, I don't wanna live this twice okay? sides what's the point of reading the description? So you can figure out exactly what'll happen? Then there would be no point of the shit I had to do would there? Go on, read the book already. Your still here? Jesus Christ, go, get outta here, I know I'm goin. What the holy, virgin Mary fucking, virgin of Guadalupe, gaaaaah! Okay.... apparently i'm trapped until you go, so please go and read the damn book! oh thank God! I'm freeeeeeee!