In Love With The Dag On Devil *soon*
One would think that living a pure life for the lord, would send evil packing they shit up and you’d never have to see or feel it darken your doorstep again. That, reciting scriptures in the hospital halls and throwing giant bibles at unsuspecting sinners before trying to baptize them in random sinks and water fountains, would automatically send them into a holy coma in which they’d awaken healed of their filth.
Cray cray is what any dumb ass person would think of that ingenious logic…but Wanda Pretchet thinks otherwise and ain‘t nobody gonna change her mind. She was righteous in her heart and soul and she knew not to be influenced by others and followed her own path and reasoning because they were the only ones that felt right.
But what would happen to her logic and reasoning when HE came along and poor Wanda found herself lost, for once in her life, questioning everything she had ever known or ever done? Found herself questioning whether she was living a nightmare or god had found it amusing to test her faith and will, seeing how long it would take her to crack and buckle under the pressure of a sin so wonderful she cried every night to deny it?
What would happen to her sanity, dear lord jesus, when she finally succumbed to the desire HE promised her so fervently and she tripped all over her morals and fell in love with the dag on devil?