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To Read Or Not To Read: That Is The Question

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This is my completely altered version of Hamlet's "To be or not to be" speech.

Here is just the first part of it:

To read, or not to read: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous literature,
Or to take arms against a sea of follies,
And by abstaining pass them by? To not read: to sleep;
No more Shakespeare; and by sleep to say we sleep soundlyAll Rights Reserved

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