Do you want to know the things I did NOT want to do this summer? 1.Work at Guzzies Gas again. 2. Pet sit for Mrs. Anderson's horny little chiwawas 3. Run into a drug deal. Apparently luck was totally not on my side this year because over the summer I completed not one, not two, but all three of the unmentionables on that god damn list. But I'm getting ahead of myself. My name is Scarlett Brown. And this is the story of my summer vacation.