Hark!

Here is a fair warning dear reader: for within the confines of this very book you will witness a masterpiece, so thrilling that the great bard Miss Hore herself feared 'it was not at grade level'. Written daringly in secret by two witty young novelists Shanny Fanny and SillyScrotum ™, while the holy Hannah Gucci watched in admiration and terror, it will rock your anal cavities with humour and strike suspense in the crevice of your womanhood. Godspeed.