Oneshot (WARNING: Man x Liquids) Story of Thirstman He was very thirsty. He drunk all liquids, all rivers, streams, lakes and ponds. As well as the oceans and seas. But he still thirsted. He then drunk all the puddles . No liquid was left. He then drunk the people. He is now searching for more people, and he came upon the most exquisite fluids. I do not own Thirstman.