Humor Stories

zodyl See's that you and rudo are new cleaners wanting to kidnap you and him as well for answers or things of such to get to the sphere but ended up kidnapping you instead now you gotta deal with this cockroach eating sucker see where it leads (ʘᴗʘ✿)

Ethan Cole was supposed to be average. Instead, he got kidnapped by reality. Dropped into a fantasy world without a tutorial, roasted by a glitching, sarcastic System, and diagnosed as "aggressively fine," Ethan is given exactly one advantage: a healer class that can't fight, can't run, and absolutely requires friends he does not have. Armed with trash stats, glowing hands, and a System that openly regrets choosing him, Ethan discovers that healing in this world is weird, System users are not welcome, and even helping people can make things significantly worse. Survival was not part of the plan. Heroism was never an option. And the System thinks this is hilarious. Welcome to a fantasy world where the weakest class belongs to the wrong kid, healing scares monsters, and being "support" means you're everyone's problem.

After a lightning strike, Sloan and Asher wake up as the villains of a story they never asked to star in. She's the vicious sidekick. He's the obsessive male friend. Both are supposed to fail miserably, ruin lives, and meet tragic ends, but neither has the energy for villainy anymore. Forced together by fate and mutual exasperation, they navigate storms, and enough dark humor to survive each other. Along the way, they discover that the people they've been chasing aren't always the ones they're meant to be with, and that surviving the story might just mean rewriting love entirely.

Hello, folks! Here is the first short story collection of 2026! Dive into the fictional realm where crazy and unpredictable scenarios abound! Creativity is all around you! The fictional realm has it all! Enjoy your time here, because you're never leaving! ;)

Welcome to Blissfield! A town where everyone knows your name, your secrets, and probably your most embarrassing childhood stories. Here, neighbors are more like family, kids grow up like cousins, and the coffee shop chatter is just as important as the drama on the streets. What begins in the hallways of Blissfield High doesn't stay there for long. Follow a cast of interconnected characters as they grow from teenagers into adults, navigating first loves, broken friendships, career dreams, heartbreak, healing, ambition, and second chances. As time passes, new faces arrive, relationships shift, families form, and the town itself becomes the thread tying every life together. Each season brings new chaos, new growth, and new stories that twist between humor, romance, pain, and hope. Because in Blissfield, every corner has a story, every character has a journey... and everyone, somehow, belongs.

A friends-to-lovers romance that explores the nostalgia of childhood and the complications of adulthood. Tagu-taguan is a story about second chances, clearing up the past, and the realization that sometimes, the person you are running away from is the only one worth waiting for. It is the first installment of the Laro ng Tadhana series. TAGU-TAGUAN (Laro ng Tadhana Series #1) Sabi nila, love is a game. Minsan ikaw ang taya, minsan ikaw ang nagtatago. Ten years ago, Jasmine "Jaz" Miller played the ultimate game of hide-and-seek. Matapos madurog ang puso sa isang maling akala, she ran away to the US without saying goodbye. Iniwan niya ang childhood memories, ang pamilya, at si "Kuya Tey"-ang lalaking minahal niya nang palihim. Now, she's back. Jaz is no longer the shy, brokenhearted girl from before. She is successful, independent, and determined to prove that she has moved on. Pero sadyang mapaglaro ang tadhana. Instead of a peaceful homecoming, she is thrown back into the chaotic world of Lester-ang lalaking dahilan ng pag-alis niya. He is older now. An actor. A businessman. And unfortunately, still annoyingly charming. Stuck in traffic and trapped in misunderstandings, kailangan nilang harapin ang nakaraan. As secrets are revealed and old feelings resurface, Jaz realizes that running away was the easy part. The hard part is staying. Sa larong ito ng pag-ibig, hanggang kailan sila magtataguan ng nararamdaman? Or is it finally time for someone to say... "Huli ka. Taya."

Vampiric Blood Disease is a severe blood virus that causes allergic reactions to sunlight, every human food, extreme bodily mutations, and the insatiable hunger for human blood and flesh. Johnathon and Joaquin were just infected. *** Johnathon Orlev is a thirty-seven-year-old trans man who got knocked up (with twins, no less...) after a one night stand. Joaquin Jimenez is a twenty-two-year-old trans man who's known at the lab for being a "little bitch." They both work in the Quantum Physics Research Department at UTEP. On New Year's Eve 2019, the Obsidan Tower faced a massive breakout of Vampires that rampaged throughout West and Downtown El Paso. Those who were bitten and survived only turned into monsters themselves. Now, Johnathon and Joaquin have to live with the fact that they're no longer humans, and can't even kill themselves. One mutates. The other stops being a pussy.

Zenips Paradise Series: Golden Melody Even in a world built on lies, love finds its own melody. From dream to truth... and back again. Zatariel Wov has everything-talent, perfectionism, and a past he can't outrun. Miexha Verra has nothing-except a fading heart, a haunting voice, and a future she might not live to see. When they meet at Wayne Academy, their worlds collide in a storm of rivalry, romance, and unraveling secrets. But their connection runs deeper than either knows-across timelines, across lifetimes. And as hidden powers awaken and memories begin to bleed through, the truth of who they were-and what they lost-begins to surface. In a reality shaped by broken timelines and rewritten destinies, falling in love might be their only salvation... or their final mistake. ✨ Golden Melody A lullaby across lifetimes. The end of the illusion. The beginning of the truth. And the promise of peace-rebuilt through love.

A winter getaway turns into a nightmare when Mario, Peach, Daisy, Luigi, and their friends rent a remote mountain cabin in Washington only to discover a mysterious videotape left behind by someone who never returned. After watching it, the phone rings. Seven days. As paranoia spreads, secrets unravel, and the snow traps them far from help, a waterlogged girl with her face hidden in darkness begins to appear on screens, in reflections, and in the dead of night. Some laugh. Some forget. Some don't believe. But the curse doesn't care.

Cerita ini adalah lanjutan dari Season 1 Bungsu Mafia, Kok Gue? Reno akhirnya kembali ke dunianya. Tapi dunia yang ia tinggalkan... ternyata ikut bergerak. Verona memang sudah tenang. Namun simbol yang seharusnya tertinggal di sana, justru muncul di berita dunia nyata. Sementara itu, seseorang yang dulu dianggap lemah dan tidak berarti, membuka mata di tubuh yang salah keluarga kaya, bisnis gelap, dan rahasia yang bahkan belum siap ia terima. Mereka belum pernah bertemu. Tapi takdir sudah lebih dulu mempertemukan nama mereka. Dan ketika Reno mulai mencari kebenaran... ia akan sadar bahwa perang berikutnya tidak selalu memakai senjata

Mister/Miss Huge-Shoes lives a relatively normal life until some point but SHIFTS REALITIES in a random Tuesday and decides to use this amazing place to fucking feel alive for once and have a home while exploring and living a good life. This person is a little unlucky with being able to get in an university, or anything in general, even if they aren't dumb. They've aways felt like they didn't belong anywhere, and aways struggled with emotions or social aspects in general. Their parents are normal, even if they did argue over almost anything. One day, Mr/ms Huge-Shoe's life changes completly. AND HELL YEAH. Now this relatively depressed, sick, and unmotivated bitch goes into a whole new fucking reality, and they're...aiming to fix everything that's wrong with themselfes by staying a little in this comfortable, dream place until they feel like they can return. I feel like ts story is for those who rlly need to feel that they belong somewhere. TW: Ts is ficcional and i do not recommend, refuse you to read it if you're sensitive, mentally unstable, depressed, anxious, a minor or got any mental disease at all, cause ts got a lot of: depression and suicide related jokes, swearing, curses, suggestive themes and jokes, trauma related conversation, mentions of self-harm, mentions of death, grief, academical anxiety, social anxiety, and mentions/writing about masturbation or heavy themes. Please, if you're a minor, DO NOT interact or read this. Same for emotionally unstable and sensitive people. No, i'm not writing sex or any fucked up stuff, and maybe this work will help some people get through some hard situations if this ac reaches anyone, but i need to warn some people to stay away if you're sensitive to these topics Thanks.

"How can someone say they love me but at the same time shatter my heart into pieces?" -Alicia Beatriz The Skies After the Rain.

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of "damsel in distress." She's no maiden - just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He's no terrifying beast - just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It's all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

[ omegaverse yandere male characters x mob male reader ] Working at a company as an average office worker, you always kept to yourself and did your job. But after looking at your coworkers more carefully, you began to wonder why they resembled those books you'd see online. Why were they never working, and only making eyes at each other? And why, for the love of god, were they always making out in the breakrooms?!

The Stranger Things|Spin Off Ten years after Hawkins, the world has moved on. Everyone but Mike Wheeler. Old friends gather, laughter fills the night, but some spaces remain unspoken, some stories unfinished. One night, a choice, a journey, and the echoes of a girl who changed everything stir questions no one can answer. In The Spaces Between, the past lingers in quiet corners, the future waits beyond familiar streets, and what is missing might just be closer than anyone realizes. - A/N: This story is completely fictional and has absolutely no official connection to Stranger Things or the Duffer Brothers' universe. Everything you're about to read was created inside my imagination as a survival mechanism-because seriously, what in the Upside Down was that ending??? This is not canon, this is coping. This is me choosing to write instead of staring at the wall in silence, questioning my life choices, and replaying the final scene until it hurts. Consider this my unpaid therapy, my emotional repair project, and my attempt to give myself the closure I was very rudely denied. Read responsibly

LE MICROWAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will post often btw)

Nora and her hunter bot Zero go from world to world as Zero goes from job to job. Nora explores the different cultures that have their own AI regulations, and meets some aliens.

A story i have been working on for more than 5 years about astronomy, Family, and a hell ton of crazy events, weather it's a British director yelling at her brother over a sandwich or a assassin being scared of Cocomelon, however this series has a few dark turns tricks up its sleeve, hehehehehehhe!

What happens when the high-stakes world of Dungeons & Dragons meets the soul-crushing bureaucracy of a corporate betting office? Welcome to the D.I.C.K. Guild (Dimensional Inter-Realm Currency Kiosk), the largest betting exchange in the land. This is where everyone-from common peasants to Arch-Mages-places their gold on the outcome of every major realm event, including the frantic Dungeon Delve League quests, the exclusive Gryphon Flight Circuits, and the brutal Monster Mash-Up wrestling matches. This is also the only place where successful adventurers can claim their Quest Bounties and Winnings-if they can navigate the system. Meet Kaelen Stone, a cynical Half-Elf and Junior Specialist in the C.U.N.T. (Community Unified Network Telepathy) department. Kaelen's job is to explain why their Pocket Scryer "went dead" right before they placed the winning wager, all while his stone computer delivers electric shocks. The entire chaotic operation is currently being filmed by an annoyingly cheerful Halfling documentary crew who are completely oblivious to the level of profanity and corruption. Watch as they capture the madness: an Ogre CEO who can barely see, a Lich accountant who keeps blocking the entire gold transfer platform, and a department of highly specialized Dwarf H.O.E.S. auditors who are furious that you don't respect Dragon Racing. It's a world where the odds are never in the customer's favor, and the only certainty is that P.E.N.I.S. is going to screw up the final payout.

In which [Y/N] has a death wish, and Megumi just wants her to sit still for five minutes. I fall out of trees; Megumi catches me. We're both practical people who prefer animals to drama, and we're definitely not dating. But after I nearly drown and start seeing the curses he fights in secret, Megumi skips the confession and goes straight to a marriage proposal-a fake one, of course. We're not dating!