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  • The ideal man and his best friends to lovers story and more!
    93 0 2

    Lucy dacus is a stalker... kit connor too. Nicholas is in a relationshipbut with who?? The IDEAL man, kurtis connor... who will end up with thee ideal man in the end? Read to find out... This is completely satire and not to be taken seriously AT ALL. This fanfiction is a joke. I am not a writer and do not "ship" any...

  • "𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫" // 𝐉𝐞𝐟𝐟 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐱 𝐏𝐢𝐭𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥
    91 2 2

    "𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫" ! THIS STORY IS A JOKE !

  • Tainted Hearts || Polar Express Conductor x Woody
    11 0 1

    This is a high school au where conductor meets woofy and then they fall in love!

    Completed   Mature
  • THE FAULTS IN OUR CHEESE
    15 0 2

    In the heart of a dilapidated restaurant, where culinary dreams once thrived, two rival rats find themselves entangled in a serendipitous tale of love and redemption.

  • Alpha Eddie poo || ed sheeran x tal fishman
    362 7 7

    this isnt satire 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 cum

    Completed  
  • Untitled Part 1
    27 0 1

    POV: Draco kills your pet cat on he train to hog warts for no reason.

  • Breenius Quotes
    232 6 1

    The most Breeniest quotes our lord and saviour Neil Breen has said from every movie.

  • NEIL BREEN X VELOCIPASTOR
    277 9 7

    This wasn't how he thought his life would go. It was only one Halloween party; one of the only times he could truly be himself and not be judged by the humans. But why, just why, did that human have to find him attractive? All he'd ever wanted was a simple life. He just wanted to be free. But if that was the case, the...

  • The Breenining
    97 4 3

    "The best way not to get your heart broke, is to pretend not to have one..."

    Mature
  • Fateful Pair (Kurtis Conner x Neil Breen)
    16 7 3

    Kurtis was nothing but a simple assistant, working day and night to please his superiors. Neil was one of them who despite trying his best to maintain his relationship thought of Kurtis as more than a hard worker. Will this affect his family or will Kurtis distance himself for good?

    Mature
  • Wendy and Josh Are Just Friends
    3.4K 148 1

    If you liked Normal People but thought it was too long, this is the perfect Valentine's read for you.

  • Jerma's Visit to the Doctor
    238 14 1

    Jerma wouldn't eat bugs for his mother... but would he eat them for this wicked handsome doctor?

    Completed  
  • like a motherfucking chainsaw | a fred durst x lil pump fanfic
    117 2 1

    fuck my life, i have writer's block for all my current, actual writing so imma 'pump' this out while i can. this is a highschool au.

  • "I Crashed Into You" 9/11 Towers X Reader
    85 4 1

    LMFAOOAOA I AM GOING TO HELL

  • Anna x Elsa (smut)
    289 1 1

    Let it go Elsa moaned

  • DO NOT CALL THIS MF MINION AT 3AM *GONE WRONG* *GONE SEXUAL* 😏😏😏💥💥💥
    41 1 1

    wait do they use bananas as their dildos...

    Completed  
  • 'My Little Bussy Queef..' A Trump X Biden Love Story
    7.9K 36 27

    As Donald Trump gets ready to leave the white house, he devises a plan to get back at the man who cost him his job, the famous Joe Biden. But little does he know, this choice will change his life forever. Will Trump manage to get his revenge? Or will something more... Romantic happen?.. Read this book to find out! -_S...

    Mature
  • three hours {satire} (dannyxkurtis) THIS IS SO EMBARRASING LMAO
    623 6 9

    based at the end of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIafrsAWS1Y second half of story add on of this amazing oneshot !(PLEASE READ)! https://www.wattpad.com/story/269005433-drew-danny-kurtis-oneshots *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Oh shit, guys. I just re...

    Completed  
  • idiot boyfriends my contribution
    112 11 3

    me and mags are making a fanfic................. dave grohl and johnny knoxville have been friends in the sunny state of california for as long as they can remember...... until a new bakcwards cap wearing lad comes along...................... https://www.wattpad.com/story/314281110-idiot-boyfriends mags part

  • My King ( King Julien x Mort )
    1.3K 4 3

    My first published wattpad story 🤪😜🥺🤩😍🥰😊😝😛🥳 This Is Fire Please Read ⚠️smut😏 Im tired asf Tell me why this has 70 reads like frfr

  • Pillsbury DoughBoy x Reader
    124 0 2

    Y/N is searching for a job after they got kicked out of their parents house for not paying rent. They stumble across a poster while waiting for a bus. Apparently it was their lucky day because Pillsbury was hiring in their area! What adventures, people, and opportunities await them in the kitchen? (Obvious satire. I...

  • Little Lad x Reader
    421 12 4

    "I-I love you Y/N." Little Lad says. "I love you more than anything in this world, more than berries and cream..." It was at that moment I knew he was the one...

  • Sonic movie sonic x reader {+18} 😳😳 (Extended Edition)
    13.7K 110 6

    1st chapter and idea by user @galaxydoggy (https://www.wattpad.com/user/Galaxydoggy) (We hope it's okay with them that we took over because they seemingly abandoned their story). One of us found this amazing piece of literature and decided that we'd continue it. You're probably going to need a good old cold shower aft...

    Completed  
  • gay bar caramel mnms dave vampire origin story
    850 32 13

    dave finally has a whole story with his own pov where he tells his intense origins. rate this story too epleas spin off of the gay bar series

  • Rivers Cuomo Just Fuckin Vores Everyone
    471 20 1

    i deadass hate myself

  • house of gold
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    Danny Gonzales moves in with his best friend and secret crush Drew gooden after his gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night drew gets drunk and then....find out!!!

  • gay bar dalla part 2 cream
    967 36 12

    dave and bella are finally togethr and eveyrthing is great. but when an accident happens at bellas burthday partty will things change forevrr???":"?":?"?"? part 2 of the gay bar series rate gay bar now/ featuring some new characters such as trevor dunn and trey spruance

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  • minion x ellen degeneratan
    63 2 1

    read this spicy, head turning, boner inducing fan fiction to hear about ellen and dave the minons wacky and crazy love life!? (Made by booger :'( )

  • It Started With A Piece Of Chicken
    6.9K 102 6

    Colonel Sanders and Mr. Clean have fallen in love, it was always apparent things were perfect. That was until Ronald McDonald wanted to ruin their relationship...

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  • Aidan is a meat sucking whore (ratatouille crossover)
    174 4 7

    Remy meets the rat like food critic Aidan Gallagher. But is shocked when Aidan gives him a 0 star review. How could remy ever convince Aidan to give him that 5 star review🥵😏😏🥵😩😏😖😳

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