❝HEE-HEE❞ ❝DOUMA GO FUCK YOURSELF.❞ ❝NO, I'LL LET YOU FUCK ME INSTEAD~❞ ❝MUZAN, ARE YOU GONNA CALL THE OTHER DEE-HEE-HEE-MONS?❞ ❝FUCK OFF, (Y/N).❞ modern AU (slow updates) not really a x reader, just a "hey reader ive inserted you here and you can do whatever you want!"
What happens when the cast of Black Butler gets a chatroom? Bad stuff, really really bad stuff. /Content copyright to Maurieller, give credit for anything taken/
Dumbass akatsuki scenarios lots of cursing include all akatsuki members.
Why is Kakashi always reading those adult books? Do you ever wonder whats actually on the pages? Maybe he just likes everyone to think he's tough... I do not own Naruto or any characters.
Remember that akatsuki member, Hidan? He's burried in the Nara's forest (aka shikamaru's backyard) What happens when Shikadai hears muffled cursing from underground? I do not own Naruto or any of the characters.
As suggested by @theshippingmoose here comes the Atwerksuki, booties first! Terrorizing shinobi, great and small, the S-class criminals wreck havoc among the nations, all while collecting Jinchuriki. A·twerk·suki - A criminal organization of 10 S-class criminals featuring: A puppet, a religious sadomasochist immortal...
Lance Corporal Levi Ackerman, humanities strongest (and cleanest) soldier, keeps a diary of all his days beating up Levi, yelling at Hanji, keeping the cadets in line, and keeping things sanitary.
Ever wonder about Sasuke's inner thoughts and feelings? I do not own Naruto or any characters.
Hello! I'm Tobi and Tobi is a good boy!!! Who are you? What's your name? Helloooo?? Do you like sweets? HELLOOOO???? Tobi:Deidara-senpai, why is my diary not anwering me? Deidara: *facepalms*
When a magical mishap transforms Natsu, Sting and Rogue, Gray finds himself responsible for a horde of dragons. Cross-posted on AO3 and fanfiction.net as splendidlyimperfect Find me on tumblr as @splendidlyimperfect
Naruto's never lost. Sasuke's never gotten caught. Sakura's going to keep it that way. Kakashi doesn't want to be involved. Itachi doesn't know what to say. The Third Hokage is somewhat clueless. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura want to make it very clear that they were barely at fault. Everyone else disagrees. - - - Crack...
