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  • Infinity Minus One (Inanimate Insanity)
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    When Test Tube and Lightbulb messed with time travel, they created an alternate timeline in which Salt and Pepper became the world's fabulously malevolent overlords - and the new hosts of Inanimate Insanity Infinity. There the grass is purple, the clouds are cubic, and eliminated contestants are flung into a black hol...

  • So Much To Lose
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    In the aftermath of II 14, Taco has some thoughts about her actions, good or bad (mostly bad) Meanwhile Mic adjusts to life at Hotel OJ takes place immediately after Mic and Taco's confrontation scene

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  • the noise.
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    Microphone has a realization. A story about things that go said and things that don't.

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  • This is Inanimate Insanity 2, I swear!
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    Marshmallow isn't the smartest person, but as soon as she saw her name show up for season two, she knew she was going to regret it. It started as a lingering feeling; small, in the back of her mind. But as time progressed, Marshmallow found herself entangled in more and more absurdities. With her own conflicting feel...

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  • A Neat Little Bow
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    Bow has recently come down with a case of the gay and is trying to work it out a little. In all honesty I'm not sure how to describe it otherwise at the moment. A little something I've been working on recently! It's the first thing I've written in a long while so I apologize if anything feels wonky. (props to SkaterCh...

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  • Camp Murder (Inanimate Insanity)
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    Fan is ecstatic to join the new season of Inanimate Insanity. He's intrigued and a little starstruck, to say the least. Just as things begin to settle and friendships (sometimes more) begin to form, a troublesome event occurs. A contestant is killed in unknown circumstances. As the Bright Lights get smaller and smal...

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  • OLD - This is Inanimate Insanity II, I swear!
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    Ever since Marshmallow entered the second season of Inanimate Insanity, something told her it wasn't the dream she expected. Her closest friend doesn't seem to care about her, the new kid on her team's a jerk, and her worst enemy is tearing her heart to pieces. But as the season progresses, Marshmallow comes to the re...

  • The Tale of Horrible Harry
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    Trophy decides to mess with the other eliminated contestants and tell them a story about a man who turned object's blood into wine, but when a storm knocks out the power in Hotel OJ, the story seems to become far too real. Are the strange happenings in the hotel merely coincidence, or is there something more sinister...

  • Inanimate Insanity Oneshots
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    Lightbrush, Bickel, Suitloon, and more. Some human AU oneshots every now and then.

  • You're Better Than I Thought (Inanimate Insanity One shot)
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    Balloon was eliminated and was sent to Hotel OJ. Balloon expected to be kicked out but turns out he wasn't. Someone finally gave him a chance.

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  • Pairings
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    --Just about every II2 pairing I can write about without getting too OOC--

  • Suitloon Oneshot
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    Oops I accidentally got obsessed with this show

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  • Sitting Under the Stars (An Inanimate Insanity One-Shot)
    479 21 1

    After Salt finds Trophy in a dark mood on the roof of Hotel OJ one night, the two have a talk that will forever change the way they view each other.

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  • yeah u got ghosts in your blood, you should do cocaine about it
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    they're gay and make out a bit a very very late valentines lightbrush fanfic don't @ me

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  • cereal ain't concrete my dude
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    good news everyone! i've officially given up! here's some kiss drabble s based on prompts gonna upload the rest of the requests as i go, unless i die and give up on writing the rest of these :/ when i die though, bury me shallow. I'll be back ;) ships as they go in order -testbulb (test tube x lightbulb) -mephoj (meph...

  • The Way It Should Be
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    oh the appeal of two gamer bros who kiss and make each other better people i wrote this two years ago and finally decided to clean it up and finish it, so here it is on wattpad for the first time! I'm not super proud of it and would definitely write something much different if starting from scratch, but I know some pe...

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  • On Moving Up - An II Fanfic
    2.8K 130 5

    Fall classes at Inanimate Institute have started up for the year, and several objects now find themselves trying to navigate the complex web of college curriculum, new friendships, and future endeavors. Test Tube isn't entirely sure what she wants to do with her life yet, but at least she's not alone. Now, if only sch...

  • three's a crowd // applebowmallow fluff/angst fic
    191 7 2

    hurt/comfort fluff/angst Apple, Bow, and Marsh have all been girlfriends for a long, long time. Marsh can't stop thinking about proposing to the both of them, but her ideas are destroyed when a vicious car crash happens and she's left missing something.. or someone.