Dave and Bambi: Calamity Rose Edition

What happens when a tired, middle aged Chaos God decides he doesn't want to do his job anymore? He lets someone else do it for him. - [This is a lore-based story/au loosely inspired by both Golden Apple and the OG Dave and Bambi mod, made and written by both me (@Jhebora on twitter) and @mechamollars (also on twitter)...