Funny Jokes

A Collection of Funny Jokes

Dementor's Kiss

The beautiful emerald green she loved had turned blood red. "Harry..." she squeaked feebly. His lips curled maliciously, "Not anymore." ~~~ The Final Battle is over and the Order lost. In the last hour Harry Potter changed alliances, pledging his help to Lord Voldemort rather than his friends. But a small part of the...

Mikey Way Lost in Unicorn Land

It's Mikey's birthday again and he's turning 31! Alicia wants to have kids but Mikey isn't ready to stop being a kid just yet. He wants unicorns for his birthday! He keeps on wishing, until his birthday wish comes true. Unicorn Land is a beautiful, scenic place-- until he meets the princess who claims to be his wife...

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The Son of Sobek

Your PJO Life

Simply Irresistible

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!

Wide Awake (Doctor Who Fanfiction) - Being Edited

If there was one thing she was terrified of, it was losing me. And after four years, vice versa. She was the one person I never wanted to lose, the one person I couldn’t handle losing. And I lost her. Jayden thought she was a perfectly normal girl who just happened to have weird dreams about being a completely differe...

The book of cool pointless facts

Did you know the most favoured day for suicide is on Mondays? No? What about slugs have four noses? NO? Have you heard that really funny joke where-YOU HAVEN'T??? WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON! QUICK QUICK QUICK READ THIS BOOK NOW! Phew! And to think you were about to miss out on all this awesomeness!

SCREW NORMALITY!!

The Door

Alice was a smart, blonde sixteen year old girl. Her sister, Megan the brown, peppy sixteen year old, who they used to babysit this little girl. Until the little girl moves in with them. At first they hate it, but then learn too love her. But when things start to get weird, and doors start to get locked. Read this sto...

The angel in the mansion.

VITA

In the late Seventeenth century, Persephone's story begins. She encounters a strange colony and her story changes forever. © Cilla Lucas- Author 2012

Sneak up on Me

When London is approached by a mysterious man, she is forced to return to the life she never wanted to be a part of again: the spy world. After travelling halfway around the world to London, England, she becomes part of a mission to steal something very important. Little does she know that she will be working with h...

Beauty and the Time Lord

A Doctor Who/Beauty and the Beast FanFiction written in Diary Entry form, from the perspective of Belle, on her journey with The Doctor. Dedicated to Kayla. Written and Edited by Cilla Lucas. Idea Inspired by Karen Hallion and Kayla.

Mutation

Survival is the game. The game we all play. The game which we will do anything to win. When all else has been destroyed, the game of survival continues to be played as it will until the end of time. In a city of dead bodies and dangerous enemies, trust is the key to survival. But there is hardly anyone left. The secre...

Awkward Moments

Hey guys I was really bored and am nearly asleep so i decided to write a few random awkward moments .

Little Padfoot

Jenna Marrie Black is just an ordinary girl in an orphanage. Yeah right! In fact Jenna is a witch and attends Hogwarts! She makes great friendships with Luna Lovegood, a slightly crazy Ravenclaw, and Hermione Granger, an extremely clever Gryffindor. As she discovers that she is an animagus and the daughter of a suppo...

Plastic

What happens when perfect isn't nearly enough?

Bad Girl VS. The Player

It's Me. It's You. ~ A Ross Lynch Fan Fiction

Isabella and her friends are in Disney World... What's going to happen when she runs into Ross Lynch of Austin and Ally her all time favorite show?

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Prim in the Games? (Hunger Games fanfic)

Primrose goes into the games. Why didn't Katniss volunteer?? What will happen to small little Prim? Will she survive? Or will she die like the rest of the tributes. Well lets find out. <3 All rights go to Suzanne Collins who created the Hunger Games. :)

Beneath the Oak Tree

Princess Amara didn't ask to get married. The marriage was forced apon her to Prince Lucin, who turns out to be charming, thoughful, and everything she hoped for and more. Feelings begin to stir, could it be love? When Amara's parents are murdered by the mysterius Shadow, they are forced to assume the throne of Alici...

My mother the Mocking-jay

"I want to know what the hell he is doing here." She said it as if the very concept was utterly wrong. As if the laws of the universe had suddenly twisted into something ugly. As if the term 'gravity' had all of a sudden been obliterated. Because, quite clearly for Katniss Mellark - it had. Willow Mellark is the daug...

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My Mad Man With A Box (Doctor Who Fanfiction)

Violet is a 17 year old girl, who has always believed in this bowtie wearing time traveler. She meets this man when he sonics his way into her house. These are adventures that she and the Doctor take with many twists and turns in the way.

The Castiels' Legacy

Elisa C. Griffin is a 15 year old girl that lost her mother and practically al her life she was living with her father that couldn't barely get a job and was constantly moving around the state. On sumer 2012 she moved in with her maternal grandmother Helen C. Sawyer while her father is working on a very steady job in...

My Boyfriend, The Enemy

What would you do if your boyfriend was turned into a monster? Farwale was a raised by The Seam, a group of rebels fighting against the advances of the aliens that have invaded her home planet. Her world was turned upside down when her boyfriend was taken by the aliens and turned into something that looked like him, b...

The Doctor's Mistress (Doctor Who Fanfiction) - Watty Awards 2012

When she was 7 years old, Zera Roberts met the 11th Doctor who had already met her. As the years go by and she sees him time to time, her feelings for the man in the bow tie grow stronger, but things get complicated when she finds out that he's married to the curly hair badass, River Song. Will she forget about him, r...