Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

Monster ultra

Karl fucks himself with a can of monster ultra after struggling to forget Sapnap jokingly suggesting it. :) This is on ao3 by a anonymous person:)

Accelerate

"You did good." Oh god his accent. "I don't think I've seen you race that well before." Dream looked over to him, raising an eyebrow amidst his prideful grin. "You've come to my races before?" - Dream likes to race for the rush of adrenaline, and George looks so pretty when he waves the starting flags. - Accelerate wa...