How Dad Found Out About My Crazy Mercenary Boyfriend

Honestly, it's a miracle that he was able to keep it a secret that long, like, really. However, just like almost everything in his life, his [super duper secret] relationship with Wade Winston Wilson, AKA Deadpool, AKA "The Merc With a Mouth" had to be ruined by his stupid Parker™ luck. And that the story of how Tony...