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  • Swagrid x Porridge
    152 6 2

    I ate my leftover diarrhea

  • ratatouille x jerry
    3.4K 73 17

    a shakespearen tragedy (NO SMUT!!!) 💖 cowritten by myself and @mareeesaa ideas for chapters contributed by @Weird03413442 #2 in satire, 6/9/21 (nice) #18 in rat, 12/6/20 #1 in ratatouille, 1/8/21

  • Jesus X Reader
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    (Y/n) has been looking for a boyfriend for so long. She has tried everything: dating apps, talking to random people, dating her friends exes, asking out ALL of her friends, and even banging deer in the woods. She was so close to giving up on love entirely, BUT there was one person she didn't expect to meet...

    Completed   Mature
  • Lightning McQueen X Reader
    44.3K 361 12

    Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader...

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  • A Hood Rat Love Story
    1.9K 62 5

    A young girl who runs into this fine man named Dre gore from questioning his loyalty to slowly catching feelings. But will there love be able to stay intact when the rules of the hood kick in? This IS satire And I am black if you couldn't tell by the name