Santa Claus X Reader (NSFL)
Don't read this. Trust me, you'll regret it.
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The milk fic
Not my story. This is the famous milk fic just a warning it's sorta scarring so I guess be careful because you might need some slight therapy after this
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the milk fic....but it's jesusxjudas
this was originally a dare it got taken down so i'm reposting it sorry god
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Sex Sent Me To The ER: Brendon Urie x Fidget Spinner
he fucks a fidger spinnit . (Book 1) Please tweet this to crankthatfrank. :). He needs this.
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countryhumans x reader (SMUT)😳😳😳😳
you ars surrOunDED by hot af countrys, what could possibly happen?!😳😳👀👀👀 this is a joke this is a joke please don't take this seriously please im just bored and not creative enough to make an actual story so yeah
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Shrek x Frog
Shrek's heart is broken. But during a walk, he hears a lovely voice... Will he be able to love again?
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𝔰𝔨𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔰
When I was 12, I wrote a smutty fic of Jack Skellington and Slenderman. Finding this hilarious, I decided to make a new version for the sake of satire and comedy. Anyways, this is the product of current me (Febuary 9th, 2020, Sunday afternoon) making fun of something I did in 2015.
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Fins And Tentacles
Captured at a young age, Crusher and Pickle are forced to stay in the surface until help arrived to take them back home to their underwater home.
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Jeff the Killer x Tinky-Winky
When Jeff the Killer finds himself murdering a professor, he discovers his multiverse portal, which allows him to travel the multiverse. While stepping on the platform, he discoveres he's suddently in a green field, with a big grass dome in the background... There he will find that killing everyone you meet, leaves yo...
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Tentacles Entangled (Squidward x Reader)
Everything was falling perfectly into place for (Y/N), the new fish in town. Bikini Bottom was the perfect place for her, especially when a certain squid was her neighbor. But nothing is as perfect as it seems.
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Why Megamind Is An UwU Boy
These are the many reasons that I believe megamind could be considered an UwU boy.
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Dreamnotfound mpreg
Goerg is pregnant. OH NO! What will happen to the love child?! Read to find out! Dream not found impreg! edited by jim (35) #1 in #cracktakenseriously 2/22/21
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Forbidden Love (Obama x Romney)
An economical love that is strictly forbidden; Barack and Mitt fight to finally be together.
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Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy
He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...
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Shronkey ( Shrek x Donkey)
This is a true story of Two Lovers and the difficulties they face so they can get their very own Happily ever after.
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America High school Obama x Trump (smut warning 🥵🥵)
🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll se...
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𝒢𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝓂ℯ 𝓎ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒷𝒷𝓎 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝓉𝓎(a squidward x spongebob fanfic)
yeah yeah ayo singing challenge if I win I get your windshield wipers
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among us smut
THIS IS HUST JOKES DONT ATTACK ME PLS also these aren't my characters . all credit goes to innersloth i jusy wrote this incredibly disyrurbing fic 👍🏻
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Biden x Trump
Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔
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Tim X moby
I have no clue what I am doing really ~~~ THIS IS A JOKE. Don't take any of this seriously
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Thomas the Tank Engine x Angelina Ballerina:- love isn't easy.
Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?
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Together Forever (Shrek x Pepe)
Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...
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kermit and elmo bl
kermit wants some sexy time with elmo, but elmo doesn't want kermit. will he learn to love him or will elmo escape the terrors of the old lonely puppet ? sorry in advance .. HAVE FUN 😩💕
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