Okay, shut up. I know this is late.
Fuck it. Christmas Rush.
Aries- "I didn't make it in time to play the game..."
Taurus- *Spams coal in the wrapping section*
Gemini- C O O K I E S : D
Cancer- "These people are weird..."
Leo- "I just want to make toys..."
Virgo- "Damn, I'm a fine elf."
Libra- "SANTA APPEAR OR, SO HELP ME, I WILL STUFF THE PRESENTS IN THE-"
Scorpio- "Shit...where is everyone?"
Sagittarius- "HOW TF DID YOU WRAP SO FAST?!?"
Capricorn- "I wanna be a dentist, though!"
Aquarius- "This counts as elf practice, right? "
Pisces- "WHERE THE FUCK DO I GO?!"
Tbh yeah. But also, my favorite Christmas movie was Rudolph.
There's that.
--DearSon, Sadly Making This In January--