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โ and if you're gonna call me a bitch, make sure to put baddest in front of it. โž (๐——๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—–๐—ข๐—ก๐—ง๐—œ๐—ก๐—จ๐—˜๐——... More

i'm sangwoah, that's all I need to say
(๐Ÿญ) instagram party
(๐Ÿฎ) akaashi please rail me
(๐Ÿฏ) that damn ravine
(๐Ÿฐ) BARK BARK and short thingz ๐Ÿ˜บ
(๐Ÿฑ) this is BULLYING
(๐Ÿฒ) sad simps
(๐Ÿณ) the club?
(๐Ÿด) walmart sangwoo
โ™กinstaโ™ก
(๐Ÿต) a dumbass going to school
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ) on asahi's bible
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ) sad boi hours
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ) anxiety and crackheadery
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฏ) maid ootd ๐Ÿคช
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฐ) the fox, off brand kags and the twin
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฑ) caps ๐Ÿงข
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฒ) it's the unstable mental health for me
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿณ) stan TWICE or u die
โ™กinstaโ™ก
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด) the mooya twins
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต) use protection
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ) surprise! ๐Ÿฅณ
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ) doggy pile
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ) oikawa's back at it again
โš ๏ธ VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ!!
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฏ) where art thou ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฐ) wake up call !ยก!ยก
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ) pads and assholes
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฒ) there is an idiot among us
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿด) insta compilations pt. 1
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿต) insta compilations pt. 2
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฌ) guys i think she's horny
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿญ) breaking into teru's house with the gang
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฎ) poppy
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฏ) soju soju soju
INTERMISSION: PICK A LOVER
RESULTS
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฐ) poly
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฑ) hyogo
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฒ) it's 3am and im horny
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿณ) twinkle toes
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿด) egos, hoes and bros
im discontinuing the book, im sorry.

(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿณ) osamu is a simp, confirmed

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By lovekoushi


inarizaki 👻
13:22pm


notbettertwin
i ain't nevah seen two pretty bestfriends

whoop
it's always one of them gotta be ugly

deadinside
🌟👄🌟

clown
hello?

i guess you haven't seen
me and sierra 🤡

bettertwin
you know what u are?

clown
the baddest bitch

bettertwin
a clown

deadinside
i agree

clown
you're lying to yourselves 😔

notbettertwin
they're right

IM the baddest bitch


clown
oh so you choose death?

notbettertwin
no❤️

i choose love so love me like you do

clown
bye

I'm hanging out with karasuno

y'all ain't shit

whoop
waIT A MINUTE

notbettertwin
NO Y/N COME BACK

EVERYONE SAY SORRY

bettertwin
no take-backsies

a clown will always be a clown

deadinside
then leave, peace out ✌️

clown left the group chat.

capptayne
hey why'd y/n leave the gc?

captayne added clown to the group chat.

captayne
what be happening?

clown
ask your teammates hmp

notbettertwin
OSAMU AND SUNA WERE CALLING
Y/N A CLOWN 😭

deadinside
and it's true 😌

captayne
oh

clown
that's all you have to say?

I–

im hurt beyond belief

captayne
they were just teasing you because you weren't chatting with us for three days

clown
...fr?

bettertwin
WHAT! OF COURSE NOT

deadinside
can't believe you sold us out kita

clown
aww you guys

you could've just said so 🥺

bettertwin
SHUT UP

WE DON'T MISS YOU

clown
i never said that um

deadinside
dammit osamu

bettertwin
FUCK FINE WE DID

clown
samu 🥺

rin 🥺

kita 🥺

tsumu 🥺

kagi 🥺

i wuv you

whoop
feeling blessed

notbettertwin
never stressed

captayne
got that sunshine on
my sunday's best ✨

deadinside
i might just have been rejuvenated

bettertwin
i don't love you 💞💞

clown
what's with the hearts? lol

bettertwin
design

notbettertwin
samu please lmao

bettertwin
fuck off tsumu or im locking you out of the house

notbettertwin
why so pressed 😔

captayne
so why were you offline for like 3 days?

clown
karasuno, shiratorizawa and aoba johsai are here to train with fukurodani and nekoma

and I get to stay with them as a temporary manager 😌

deadinside
these lucky fuckers

captayne
dw y/n, we'll come see you too

clown
oh you don't need to do that 🥺

notbettertwin
like hell we don't

bettertwin
we're coming whether you like it or you like it

clown
so I have no choice?

whoop
basically

clown
or maybe I could just come to hyogo?

captayne
well either way we are seeing each other

bettertwin
im not gonna let those mfs have their fun w you

i'll kidnap you if I have to

clown
osamu baby

you're not sangwoo, your twin is

deadinside
well shit

clown
identity theft is not a joke, jim

deadinside
atsumu just punched samu 💀

captayne
IM COMING WTF

clown
bitch whAt

whoop
lmao he punched him cuz you called samu baby

clown
👹

captayne
prepare your fucking ass atsumu miya

clown
y'all made kita mad

g'luck

notbettertwin
DO YOU LOVE ME Y/N

clown
i–

huh?

notbettertwin
ANSWER BEFORE KITA MURDERS ME

clown
lmao yes I love you

and rip in piece

notbettertwin
OMG

WAIT KITAX SKSKXNX +*8#))

deadinside
rip in piece

whoop
rip in piece

bettertwin
rip in piece asshat

clown
samu I thought you were knocked out lmao

bettertwin
tsumu is a lousy puncher

clown
n e ways

i met this really mean guy in a convenience store

he kinda reminded me of samu a bit

bettertwin
wait are you replacing me?

captayne
who's ass do i need to beat?

deadinside
lmao please give the poor girl a break

clown
no samu I would never 🥺

he was wearing this white mask and had curly hair

bettertwin
did he have two moles above his right eyebrow?

clown
uhh

let me think

HE DID LMAO

deadinside
that really mean guy was sakusa kiyoomi

clown
bruh one of the top three aces?

bettertwin
yup

notbettertwin
DID I SEE SOMEONE MENTION OMI'S HOLY GRAIL NAME?

captayne
do I need to put him to sleep again? 😐

clown
damn

HE HAD A GODDAMN UGLY PERSONALITY

THAT BITCH WAS NOT A GENTLEMAN

deadinside
uhuh that's sakusa for you

notbettertwin
you met omi y/n??

clown
yes

and i wish i didn't meet him

notbettertwin
no wayyy, i gotta add you to our gc

clown
please don't

i can't handle his attitude 😭

bettertwin
he better not steal you from me

captayne
pardon?

notbettertwin
she's mine samu

deadinside
hello? are you dumb samu?

whoop
alright y'all stay away from my bestfriend

clown
thank you bestie 😁

TSUMU DUMB HOE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO ADD ME!! 🔪🔪🔪

notbettertwin
accept it or no kiss kiss from me

clown
i don't need ya kisses

notbettertwin
fine then

im not buying you that mini sculpture of mr. bean that you really wanted

clown
fuck you 100000x tsumu

notbettertwin
do it 😏










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HEY ✋

THIS IS THE HOMIE CHECKPOINT

ARE YOU GOOD HOMIE? 🥺✨🥵

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