⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️
The Mystery twins and [Y/N] were in the living room, watching a show on television called 'Duck-tective'.
The shows features a constable and a duck detective standing next to a telephone booth that has limbs of an unseen dead person sticking out. While watching the television program, Mabel knits a new sweater, Dipper eats popcorn from a bowl and [Y/N] sitting on top of the backrest of the chair. Mabel reaches for some popcorn, but Dipper slaps her hand.
⚠️Cut to TV.
Constable: "I'm afraid your services won't be required here, sir. My men have examined the evidence, and this is obviously an accident..."
Duck-tective: -An accident, constable? Or is it...Murder?!-
Constable: "What?!"
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TV announcer: "Duck-tective will return after these messages..."
⚠️ Cut back to twins and [Y/N].
Mabel then drops her sweater and gasps.
Mabel: "That duck is a genius!"
Dipper: "Eh, it's easier to find clues when you're that close to the ground..."
Mabel: "Are you saying you could outwit Duck-tective...?"
Dipper: "Mabel, I have very keen powers of observation. For example, just by smelling your breath, I can tell that you have been eating..."
He then sniffs.
Dipper: "... an entire tube of toothpaste...?!"
Her mouth covered in sparkling toothpaste.
Mabel: "It was so sparkly......"
Soos then runs in.
Soos: "Hey, dudes, you'll never guess what I found!"
Dipper: "Buried treasure!"
Mabel: "Buried—" She then cuts herself and pushes Dipper playfully.
'I thought they were gonna say a buried body' [Y/N] thought to himself.
Mabel: "Hey, I was gonna say that!"
Soos then leads the twins and [Y/N] to a door.
Soos: "So, I was cleaning up, when I found this secret door, hidden behind the wallpaper. It's crazy bonkers creepy!"
He opens the door.
The room is filled with several different wax sculptures.
Dipper then shines a flashlight around.
Dipper: "Whoa! It's a secret wax museum!"
Mabel: "They're so life-like..."
[Y/N] then points to Stan.
[Y/N]: "Except for that one..."
Stan: "Hello!"
Soos and the twins scream in surprise while [Y/N] just laughs at them.
⚠️{Your POV}
Grunkly guy then chuckles.
Stan: "It's just me, your Grunkle Stan!"
QM and Mystery twins scream even louder as I manically laugh.
Stan: "Behold the Gravity Falls Wax Museum! It was one of our most popular attractions... before I forgot all about it. I got 'em all! Genghis Khan, Sherlock Holmes..."
He then looks at a wax sculpture of Larry King.
Stan: "... some kind of, I don't know, goblin man...?"
I then see PT shudder. How adorable.
Dipper: " Is anyone else getting the creeps here...?"
[Y/N]: "Yea! It just feels like home..." I said with an evil grin as looks weirdly at me.
Stan: "And now for my personal favorite: Wax Abraham Lincoln, right over—" He cuts himself off as he sees the melted glob of wax on the floor, which is under sunlight from the window above it.
Stan: "Oh! Oh no! Come on, who left the blinds open? Wax John Wilkes Booth, I'm looking in your direction!"
He bends down and puts finger in the wax and sighs.
Stan: "How do you fix a wax figure...?"
Mabel: "Cheer up, Grunkle Stan. Where's that smile...?"
Stan: "Egh..."
Mabel: "Beep, bop, boop!" She said a she cheerfully pokes Stan in the face.
Stan: "Ow..." He painfully muttered.
Mabel: "Don't worry, Grunkle Stan. I'll make you a new wax figure from all this old wax!"
Stan: "You really think you can make one of these puppies...?"
Mabel: "Grunkle Stan, I'm an arts and crafts master. Why do you think I always have this glue gun stuck to my arm..?"
She holds up her arm, which has a glue gun glued to it. She then shakes her arm.
Mabel: "Eugh, Eugh!"
Stan: "I like your gumption, kid!" He proudly said.
⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️
Cut to Dipper drinking a soda and walking towards Mabel and [Y/N].
Mabel: "Dipper!"
Dipper then chokes on his soda as Mabel startled him. [Y/N] only laughed at the situation.
Mabel: "What do you guys think of my wax figure idea...?"
She then shows them a drawing that she sketched in her sketch-book.
Mabel: "She's part fairy princess and part horse fairy princess!"
[Y/N]: "That's sick!"
Dipper: "Maybe you should carve something from real life..."
She then shows them another sketch that she created.
Mabel: "Like a waffle, with big arms!"
[Y/N]: "That looks tasty!"
Dipper: "Wha—y—okay... Or, you know, something else. Like—like someone in your family..."
Stan then walks in.
Stan: "Kids, have you seen my pants...?"
He proceeds to unknowningly (is that even a word?) pose on a briefcase.
Mabel: "Oh, muse. You work in mysterious ways..."
[Y/N]: "Huh...?"
Stan: "Why's your sister talking to the ceiling...?" He questioned Dipper.
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Mabel then steps back to admire her work.
Mabel: "I think... it needs more glitter..."
Soos & [Y/N]: "Agreed..."
Soos then hands Mabel a bucket of glitter. She then tosses the entire bucket onto the statue.
Stan walks in with his pants on but not his shoes.
Stan: "I found my pants but now I'm missing my—" He cuts himself off as he notices Wax Stan.
He then screams and falls over.
Mabel: "What do you think...?"
Stan: "I think... the Wax Museum's back in business!" He enthusiastically shouted.
Cut to Soos leading people to see the grand opening of the Wax Museum. Dipper is working in the stand with Wendy as [Y/N] sits on a chair beside the stand.
Dipper: "I can't believe this many people showed up..."
Wendy: "I know, right? Your uncle probably bribed them or something..."
[Y/N]: "Knowing Grunkly guy, he most definitely did..."
Dipper: "He bribed me..." He said as he held up a dollar.
Then Wendy does the same.
[Y/N]: "Well damn..." He said as you held up a dollar.
⚠️{Your POV}
'I only wanted the dollar so I can burn it whenever I get bored in the future'
⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️
Stan clears throat over the microphone.
Stan: "You all know me, folks! Town darling, 'Mr. Mystery'. Please, ladies, control yourselves!"
Cut to three women in the audience staring blankly ahead, flies swarming around them.
Now cut back to Grunkl—I mean Stan.
Stan: "As you know, I always bring the people of this fair town novelties and befuddlements, the likes of which the world, has never known. But enough about me. Behold... me!"
He proceeds to uncovers Wax Stan as Soos makes a fanfare sound on his keyboard, then makes a 'Ye-ah! Ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ah!' sound.
Two people in the audience politely clap and someone coughs.
Stan: "And now a word from our own Mabelangelo!"
Mabel: "It's Mabel..."
She then takes the microphone.
Mabel: "Thank you for coming! I made this sculpture with my own two hands! It's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids!"
Audience: "Ugh! Ewwww!" They all say as [Y/N] quietly laughs at the audience at the stands.
Mabel chuckles.
Mabel: "Yeah. I will now take questions!"
She then points to McGucket.
Mabel: "You there!"
McGucket: "Old Man McGucket, local kook. Are the wax figures alive? And follow-up question, can I survive the wax-man uprising...?"
Mabel: "Um...Yes! Next question!" She shouted as she pointed to Toby Determined.
He was holding a turkey baster as if it is a microphone.
Toby: "Toby Determined, Gravity Falls Gossiper. Do you really think this constitutes a wonder of the world...?"
Stan: "Your microphone's a turkey baster, Toby..."
Toby: "It certainly is—" He was then cut of by Stan.
Stan: "Next question..." He said as he points to Shandra Jimenez.
Shandra: "Shandra Jimenez, a real reporter. Your flyers promised free pizza with admission to this event. Is this true...?"
Audience members: "That's what I heard! ... Come on! ... What a rip-off! ... Pizza? ... I want my pizza!.."
Stan: "That was a typo. Good night, everyone!" He shouted in hurry as he uses a smoke bomb to escape, taking the admission fee with him.
Then audience then leaves.
Mabel: "I think that went well..."
[Y/N]: "Yep..."
Mabel then turns to [Y/N] and gets startled.
Mabel: "Oh it's just you, you really need to stop appearing out of nowhere..."
He then chuckles.
[Y/N]: "No promises Shooting star!"
Cut to the Mystery Shack, where Stan is counting the money he got, or more like bribedandstolefromthestupidfolksofGF—.
Stan: "Hot pumpkin pie! Look at all this cash! And I owe it all to one person, this guy!" He happily shouted as he points to Wax Stan.
Mabel then jokingly punches Stan.
Stan: "Ooh!"
He then grabs Mabel and starts Noogying her.
Stan: "Yeah, you too, ya little gremlin. Now you kids wash up. We got another long day of fleecing rubes tomorrow. Go, go..."
He then sighs.
Stan: "...kids..."
⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{TV time}
⚠️{Your POV}
⚠️Cut to TV.
Policeman: "Well, duck-tective, it seems you've really quacked the case..."
Duck-tective: "-Don't patronize me.-"
⚠️Cut to present
Grunkly guy then laughs.
Stan: "Stupid duck! Well, I'm gonna use the jon. You need anything...?"
He laughs again.
Stan: "I love this guy! Don't you go nowhere..."
The twins go upstairs as Grunkly guy goes where ever. I wanted to get something to head so I head to the fridge. I didn't find anything I like so a just summoned a sandwich.
Stan: "No... No... Noooooo!"
I then rush to to Grunkly guy and see the twins and see a headless Wax Stan.
Stan: "Wax Stan! He's been... m-murdered!"
I then hear a clock bong as Mabel faints.
⚠️{Timeskip}⚠️
{Living area}
Grunkly guy was explaining the situation to the police officers.
Stan: " I got up to use the jon, right? And when I come back, blammo! He's headless!"
Mabel: "My expert handcrafting besmirched..."
She then starts crying.
Mabel: "Besmiiiirrrched!"
Dipper: " Who would do something like this...?"
'Probably me, but, I wouldn't want to get in this situation'
Durban(You don't remember their names and you don't bother to use your powers to): "What's your opinion, Sheriff Blubs...?"
Bubbles: "Look, we'd love to help you folks, but let's face the facts... this case is unsolvable..."
Twins & Stan: "What?!"
Stan: "You take that back, Sheriff Blubs!"
Dipper: "You're kidding, right? There must be evidence, motives. You know, I could help if you want..."
[Y/N]: "Yeah!"
Mabel: "He's really good. He figured out who was eating our tin cans!"
Dipper: "All signs pointed to the goat..."
Stan: "Yeah, yeah! Let the boy help. He's got a little brain up in his head..."
Bubbles: "Oooh! Would you look at what we got here! City boy thinks he's gonna solve a mystery with his fancy computer phone!"
Durban: "City boooy! City booooooy!"
Bubbles: "You are adorable!"
Dipper: "Adorable...?"
The police officers laugh as my blood boiled.
[Y/N](deep voice): "Why you little bi—!"
Grunkly guy then hits me on the back of the head with a newspaper.
Stan: "Oi no swearing, we need to be 'child friendly'..." He warned.
(Yea dat right)
I just signed.
Bubbles: "Look, P.J.'s, how about you leave the investigating to the grown-ups, okay...?"
We then hear a man over Bubbles walkie-talkie.
Walkie-talkie Man: "Attention, all units. Steve is about to fit an entire cantaloupe in his mouth. Repeat, an entire cantaloupe!"
Durban: "It's a 23-16!"
Bubbles: "Let's move!"
The two morons then run off.
Dipper: "That's it! Mabel, you and me are going to find the jerk who did this, and get back that head. Then we'll see who's adorable..."
Then sneezes.
Mabel: "Aww, you sneeze like a kitten!"
[Y/N]: "How cute!"
PT then glares at us with a little tint of pink dusted arcoss his cheeks.
'Hehe, this feeling is weird, but that's adorable of
⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{Crime scene}
It was the next day and I was investigating with the twins.
Dipper: "Wax Stan has lost his head and its up to us to find it..."
Ss started taking photos.
Dipper: "There were a lot of unhappy customers at the unveiling. The murderer could have been anyone..."
Mabel: "Yeah! Even us!"
Dipper: "In this town, anything is possible. Ghosts, zombies, it could be months before we find our first clue..."
[Y/N]: "Yea, but that just means we have to look even harder Pine Tree!" I shouted as I pulled out a magnifying glass and start looking for clues on the ground.
Mabel: "Hey, look! A clue..."
There were shoeprints on the carpet.
Dipper: "Footprints on the shag carpet!"
Mabel: "That's weird. They've got a hole in them..."
Dipper: "And they're leading to......"
We then see an axe on the floor.
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✖️Extra✖️
Dipper was casually walking out from the Mystery Shack while reading the Journal.
He didn't notice a certain crazydemonpsychopath watching him from a bush.
[Y/N] jumped out the bush and ran at Dipper, tackling him to the ground.
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