Haha, Hilarious Jokes

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Those jokes you need at three a.m. when you can't sleep and are laugh deprived. Enjoy!

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How Fights Start:

Woman: "I feel horrible! I look fat, old, ugly, and just downright awful. I've got kankles, my face is all wrinkled and droopy and my makeup's doing nothing for me! I really need a nice compliment right now..."

Man: "You have good eyesight."

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