~|Citrus Oneshots |~

By GaykermitBleach

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These will just be random one shots or small skits I make up in my head. I do not own citrus or any of the c... More

Yuzu stripper 🌝🤚🏻
Short groupchat thing
Citrus as vines or random
short Halloween special :D
A bit longer halloween special
A small note
Christmas oneshot
Part title
Normal highschool 😭🤛
Normal highschool part 2
Yuzu needs help
Girl in red
Yuzu teaches Mei how to cook 🥺❤️
Class things❤️🔪
Cooking
Mei learns more about yuzu
Cooking meme
AHHAHDJXIHSHS
Mei gets a little specific
Caught
Thatonechapterwheremeitriestotouchyuzu
The characters playlists :D
AHHH
Yuzu was never heard from again
Mei needs to stop reading horror books
Mei needs to stop reading horror books pt2
Random skits
Fnaf reactions
Everyone as vines.
Not important but it is
WOWOOWOWOWOWO
About last chapter..
Yuzu gets jealous
Mei gets jealous
Gordan Yuzu
Mei gets punished
pOWeR
What happens after
Yuzu is too adorable
Science has proved Mei is a cat
Very important
"Everything is gonna be okay Mei" -Yuzu
Yuzu is a cute puppy
Mei's privilege to walk has been taken away.
Mei is a normal teenager *sometimes*
Shortest chapter ever
WHATDIDSHESAY??!!
Spending time on christmas
Santa came early
Hidden talent
Apology
hELp My PutHAy GOinG CrAzY 😩💦
hElP my PuThay GOinG CrAzY😩💦💦 pt2
Special Head Massage
10k special?
Stripper Yuzu part2
Not important
New Years
Build A Bear
AHHHHHHH
Shii. Idk man
Pussy throb
Mha
Humiliation
Aww. Yuzu stop being cute
YUZU I SAID STOP
The New Substitute
69..
Yuzu has too much time
First Time
What the fu-
Bisexual Queen
Roblox
Discord
cliché-mxmtoon
Mei learns to cook
Mei..
Mei is taking it too far
A Week?
Heather - Conan Gray
Heather- Conan Gray. Happy ending
Onion
Groupchat gone slightly gay
Folding clothes gone sexual
Mei is drunk
Movie night gone 💞
1 Year
Beautiful
Oh God
Coffee shop
I hate you (no i dont)
Oop-🦋
Sticky notes
Red flag?
Netflix and Oop-
Yuzu slightly admits
Admit it Mei.
Carried away
Shy
End of book

Everyone has stupid moments

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By GaykermitBleach

Hi :]
Go follow Citrus_fan_forever  or else I'll steal your
knee privileges. :] (and read her/his book)
This chapter will be about Mei and her stupid/funny and weird moments.
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(during smexy time)

Mei looks up at Yuzu determined.

"What is it kitten?~" Yuzu smirks

Mei grabs her Harry Potter wand and puts it in Yuzus hand.

"Huh..?"

"Put it in me." Mei says with determination in her eyes.

...

"Mei what the actual fuck-"
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Mei finally finished making a cake for Yuzu's birthday. All she needed to do was bake it. Mei picks up it up and puts it on the stove.

Yuzu walks in, barley awake from her sleep. She opens her eyes. She looks at the cake batter then Mei.

"Was I too loud making your cake..?"

"No..you're using a stove..not a oven.."

"Your supposed to use a oven to make a cake?" Mei blinks

"Yep.."

"Oh..."
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(How Mei got the wand)

"Mei!"

"Yuzu.. I'm busy right now."

Yuzu sighs "fine Mei. Guess you won't get a gift."

Mei raises an eyebrow and spins around. "What do you mean?"

Yuzu puts a box in her hands.

Mei opens and sees the Harry Potter wand.

"Leave." Mei says whirl continuing to stare at the wand.

"Huh?"

"Leave!" She pushes Yuzu out of the room and locks it.

She grabs the wand and tries to cast some spells.
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That's all for now :)

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