Sry too start this chapter so depressing but anyway ON TO THE STORY TURN ON THE MADEA CHURCH MUSIC! (only if you want too idgaf) ...
(Also this chapter or whatever you wanna call might not even be realistic but shit this is the boondocks who fuckin cares lol but anyway lets start this shit)
Been 2 weeks ever since Unique came back home and that little argument with Riley and huey but they had the least problems (We gonna focus on Nofeair for awhile)
Nofeair was flinching for days Unique tried too give him a highfive for winning the game but he got hella scared and apologized But he Still had a smile on his knowing his aunt from New Jersey's was coming he was cleaning up and covering his arms up with long sleeved so his aunt wouldn't get suspicious Chris was cleaning his self up for his sister as well Nofeair already knows the drill don't say anything and act like your white side "perfect"
*ding dong*
Nofeair dropped his broom and ran to Went go get door
Nofeair:Aunt Novia!
Novia:AHHH!! NOFI!! Come give aunty a Hug!! I haven't see ya in forever where my little brother at? Chris!!
Chris:Hey via
Novia:Ahhh!! i missed my boys!! I think imma cry!
Chris:Nofeair go put your aunts bags upstairs
Nofeair:Yes sir
Novia:Oh its ain't no biggie i got these pumpkin
Novia went upstairs and Chris looked at his son and grabbed him by his shirt
Chris:Look don't think your gonna get off easy now that your aunts here
Novia:Nofeair Baby come here!! I wanna give you something!!
Nofeair smirked and went upstairs chris glared and followed
Novia:Baby happy early Christmas
Nofeair:a iphone 12?! Whats this for though?! I...I
Chris:Why the hell would spend thousands of dollars on a phone? Your insane
Novia:He's my only nephew not like i have any kids myself and plus who am i gonna spoil?
Nofeair: Thank you so much Auntie!
Novia:Aww ya welcome sugar plum anything for you
Nofeair and his aunt we're obviously very close i mean if it wasn't for her he would have probably got called something his dad came up with like Philip his aunt is the last family he really had he never contacted his grandpa and Grandma so he was basically on his own if he ever lost his aunt Chris rolled his eyes thinking he didn't deserve that Phone
Nofeair:Aunt Via can i spend the day with you
Chris:Yeah no your grounded remember
Novia:Yeah and i gotta do some Christmas Shoppin boo but i promise when i come we can play a board game okay
Nofeair got disappointed but was still happy that she was even here
Chris:I'll be right back im gonna go too the store real quick nofeair be good
Nofeair:I will dad
Chris left the house and it was just novia and him
Novia:Ugh what a party pooper am i right?
Nofeair:Yeah i guess
Novia:let me turn on this damn heater cold as fuck out there-...Did you get in a fight love?
Nofeair:Huh? No why?
Novia:Because you gotta hickey on ya neck
Nofeair:OH that oh i don't know where that came from
Novia:well let me get you a bandage baby
Novia Went into her brothers bathroom and got some bandages
Nofeair:Um we aren't supposed too be in here
Novia:Pff boy this is yo dads room what he gonna do?
Nofeair:(UM BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME)...
Novia:This isn't just his house its your too because your under this roof anyway hon so why ya grounded?
Nofeair: i snuck out...
Novia:And got caught?
Nofeair:After like 3 days...
Novia:Boy what was you doin for 3 damn days?!
Nofeair:Its a long story
Novia:Well you can always tell me Seriously you can come too me with anything i won't tell a soul
Nofeair:thank you auntie...Do you mind if i go see my friends?
Novia:Yeah sure i call ya when your dads gettin close
Nofeair:Thank you so much i'll see you later!
Nofeair ran too the freeman's house which wasn't that far away he saw Josephine and Royalty and everyone else as well its been weeks since they all actually
Nofeair:Hey guys!
Unique:Hey nofeair...
Nofeair:Whats wrong it's almost Christmas ya'll should be excited
Huey:Jazmine coming over to stay with us today later
Nofeair:What why?!
Riley:Tom payed grandad 150 dollars too take care of her for 3 days
Nofeair:Wow that really sucks...Phoneyx whats about you?
Phoneyx:Cousins are coming too stay with us and parents are mad as hell...
Hiro:Same here they took away my computer AND they want me too have counseling i not even supposed too be here right now
Caesar:Mom is mad at me she might send me too go live with my dad in New york
Royalty:My mom might be sending too boarding school
Nofeair:Josephine?
Josephine:My dad is running for mayor...
Nofeair:Oh is that a bad thing..?
Josephine:He said that he would have be legally have me taken away too a orphanage if he wins because too him i'm a embarrassment too the family
My sister harmani took my room and now i sleep on the couch My mom says she's sending me too a girls juvenile detention hall
Nofeair couldn't believe what he was hearing all his friends we're depressed because of they tried too help there friend and then you got him with a iphone 12 but a abusive dad
Unique:Im sorry guys...
Nofeair:No Unique its not your fault
Hiro:Yeah its these two
Huey:We said we we're sorry over and over again
Nofeair:you guys sound like your having a really hard time
Josephine:For real some Christmas...
Caesar:Seriously though and this is supposed to be Unique first Christmas here
Unique:Eh no big deal
Riley:I told ya'll she would say that
Huey:Riley don't start
Riley:Nigga YOU don't start
Unique:BOTH of you don't start i been dealing with them for days now
Caesar:Move Josephine
Josephine:What?
Caesar:I said move i wanna be near my best friend i might be having limited time with her now
Hiro:Aw thats- oh you mean Unique.
Caesar put his arm around Unique she didn't honestly know what to do she didn't wanna be rude and slap it off so she just came up with a excuse
Unique:Anyone want ice cream? i want ice cream i'll go get some ice cream!
Unique went into the house to save her self for awhile
Huey:Caesar stop scaring my sister away
Caesar:Hey i ain't scaring her away at least i didn't make her leave
Riley:Oh my goddd get over it she got over it!
Royalty:How do you know she probably just forgave you because she saw you crying if you haven't cried she probably wouldn't have came back shit who knows she probably just wants too leave your asses again
Riley:Shut up she was being selfish!
Unique:Oh so im being selfish Again how!?
Riley:wait i didn't mean that!
Unique:Oh really? Taking your fucking ice cream
Unique threw the packet at Riley face And went back into the house
Royalty:Unique comeback!
Riley:You know what let her leave she probably just gonna run away again because thats solves all her problems
Unique:Fuck you Riley! now i'm wishing that you weren't ever born
Riley:I wish you we're never here and I regret all the tears i cried for you!
Unique:fuck you corny ass boi
Riley:I know she didn't just call me corny come over here and fight little girl!
Huey:Riley stop you can't hit girls!
Riley:Nigga get off me you should be helping me you was my brother first!
Huey:Yeah but we have a sister now and i gotta put both of you guys in check!
Royalty:Im going home too depressed for this drama....
Josephine:"im too depressed for this drama" do you even know what depression means
Royalty:You knew what i meant now leave me alone
Josephine:you know im outta of here too what did you even want?
Nofeair:Me?
Nofeair stared at the phone in his hands Jo caught him and snatch it out
Josephine:Oh so you came too brag about ya new phone? Oh guess what no wants too hear you brag about your shitty ass phone so here
Nofeair:But i wasn't-
Josephine:Bye nofeair
Phoneyx:Damn what yo problem?
Josephine:Why do you care?
Phoneyx:Um because this is the first time you started acting like a totally bitch too nofeair AND me you know what screw you im out
Caesar:Yeah im leavin too
Hiro:finally..
Caesar:What was that?
Hiro:Nothing
Caesar:No say it now!
Hiro:I said finally because i don't want you here
Caesar:Man fuck you! I can't believe i was friends with you don't fucking call me when i go too New York bitch ass
Hiro:I'm glad your going too new york i won't have too see your ugly face im going home
Nofeair:Wait guys!
Huey:Just leave nofeair
Nofeair didn't know he should listen too him or not he saw that he was struggling with his siblings all there friends are up there ass's
Nofeair:Okay bye...
Nofeair walked back home disappointed in his friends he got there before his dad pulled up his aunt was in the living room doing her nails and watching the real
Novia:Heyyy beautiful come in here
Nofeair:Hey
Novia:Whats up with the sad face tell me
Nofeair:No its nothing really
Novia:You know if i wasn't doing my nails right now i would be tickling you too tell me
Nofeair:Its my friends there not getting along too good and there going through a lot right now
Novia:Ohhh i been through that pumpkin you just gotta be the glues
Nofeair:what?
Novia:You gotta be the one too fix it stick it back together
Nofeair:I kinda follow
Novia:Ayo your pops called and said too clean your room
Nofeair:Okay i'll be upstairs them
Novia:Okay precious
He didn't clean his room one it was already clean two his mind was all about his friends right now Josephine might be going too Juvenile detention hall
Caesar and Royalty might be moving there friend group was breaking apart! He sighed and slowly started falling asleep until he got a idea...
The freemans~
Unique got over her and Riley fight fast there we're siblings fighting was there basically there job they couldn't be fighting at a time like this jazmine was coming and thats something they worried about
*ding dong*
Unique: Oh no...
Huey:Fuck....
Riley:She's here....
Grandad:hi baby girl!
Jazmine:Hey mr freeman
Grandad:Come on in
Jazmine:Hey guys
The kids glared at her not buying her niceness
Grandad:Unique show jazmine her room please baby
Unique:Fine come on
Jazmine followed Her upstairs but Huey grabbed her by the arm and whispered in her ear
Huey:Try anything i dare you you'll regret it...
Huey let go of her arm and she ran upstairs
Unique:Heres your room
Jazmine:Thanks
Jazmine dropped her bag looked at Unique for a sec then hugged her But Unique pushed her off and shook her head
Unique:Jazmine we are not friends anymore not even from the start your just a fan who admire's me
Jazmine:But Unique I'm truly sorry about my behavior please Unique i have no friends Cindy stopped being my friend
Unique:Not surprised
Jazmine:And all my dads really does now is hang out with his new girlfriend who is pregnant!
Unique:Congratulations now leave me alone
Jazmine:Wait! How come i haven't seen you on the last week of school before Christmas break?
Unique:where we we're last week is None of your business and me Riley and huey Are gonna be going too a new private school close too here now im going into my room back off
Jazmine:okay....
Unique:boys lock your doors!
Unique went into her bedroom and Huey came in
Huey:hey...
Unique:Hey...Well this sucks ass
Huey:I know and I know this town is weird as hell which is why we gotta stick together me you and Riley even if Riley doesn't think that
Unique layed her head on Huey shoulder he put his arm around her.Riley was standing by the door hearing everything
Huey:You don't know what all the chaos we been through before you came we grandad killed
somebody...
Unique Eyes widened and looked at Huey too make sure he wasn't joking but of course he wasn't
Unique:continue...
Huey:After he killed the guy the guy turned into a ghost demon and took over tom body
Unique:Oh great so there demons here? Jesus christ what's next hybrids? Superhero's? Aliens?
Huey:I mean we got Jazmine so you could take alien or supervillain off the list
With phoneyx~
Phoneyx was walking back home annoyed about her friends she noticed two kids about to light fireworks
Phoneyx shook her head and laughed
Phoneyx:Where are those kids babysitter...OH SHIT THOSE ARE MINE
Phoneyx ran too her cousin's who was about too lit the match but Phoneyx caught her in time
Phoneyx:What the fuck are you guys doing?! I left you for 20 minutes!
Dj:Hi Phoneyx
Djesire:What does it look like we're doing
Phoneyx:Its not even news years yet!...Look MY parents left ME in charge not the both of you
Djesire:but YOU us alone After YOUR parents said too watch us and lets not forget YOUR still grounded
Phoneyx:well i didn't expect you too start a fire! Come on You two are way smarter then that
Djesire:Well you tell on us we tell on you
Dj:YEAH!
Phoneyx/Djesire:Shut dj!
Dj:Okay
Phoneyx:Your not Seriously black mailing me right now
Djesire got out her cell phone
Phoneyx:Okay okay okay! I won't tell and please stop trying too start a fire
Dj:Where we're you anyway?
Phoneyx:Told you i was with a few friends
Djesire:Well how come you didn't introduce us?
Phoneyx:Because we talk about stuff you ain't need too be hearing now get in the house i think are neighbor is staring at us...
Dj/Djesire:Okay...
Phoneyx noticed there neighbor Betty von Heusen (Only the real ones know her) was looking at them from across the street
The hiltons
"Josephine!" "Josephine!"
Jo:IM COMING
Josephine was now the new servant too her family and Harmani took that as a great Advantage
Jo:Yes?
Harmani:what time is it?
Jo:its 1:58...
Harmani:Thank you now where's my ice tea?
Jo:Here...
Harmani:Maybe if you fix your attitude i take pity on you
Jo:i'll TaKE piTy On yoU fake bitch...
Harmani:You know you should just come clean too mom and dad and-
Jo:You act like they would care either way Harmani
Harmani:Well im just tryna be a big sister and give you advice and-
Jo:AHAHAHAHAHA you give me advice?! don't even start! Harmani you are the most evil person in the world too me notice how i said person i don't even CONSIDER you as my sister
Harmani:....
Jo:Got nothing too say now? Okay cool suck up little bitch
Harmani:your gonna regret what you say when daddy becomes mayor!
Jo:HOW HARMANI HOW?!
Harmani:I...I
Jo:Thoughts so! Harmani i know im not a light skinned curly haired girl like you but im still a human being! I don't get it why do you all treat me like shit! You could have just gave me up for adoption when you had the chance!
Harmani:If we would have gave you for adoption the government would have been looking for you
Jo:You always told me too kill myself or i wish i was killed! So you know do it! Kill me!
Jo went into harmani dresser and got out a pistol and thrown it at her
Jo:Do it! Im right here FUCKING PULL THE TRIGGER!
Harmani:You crazy son of bitch...
Jo:DO IT HARMANI!
Harmani:I can't kill you!
Jo:DO IT!
Maya:What are you two doing?!
Jo:SINCE YOU GUYS HATE ME SO MUCH I TOLD HARMANI TOO KILL ME!
Maya:You crazy son of a bitch...
Harmani:THATS WHAT I SAID!
Maya:Jo stop playing games and go do the dishes
Jo:You finally get the opportunity too get rid of me why aren't you doing it?!
Maya:Because we can't!
Jo:Why?! TELL ME TELL IT TOO MY DAMN FACE MAYA!
Maya: it's because of your fucking blood type
Jo:.......
Maya: G negative You have one of the most rarest blood type in the world in fact the only one in the world and we can't kill you or else are Business are agreement with the government and reputation will be done for and people are after you why do think i moved you 2 out here! Thats the only reason we hate you
Jo:Aren't you guys the same blood...
Maya:no heres the thing...when i was a few weeks pregnant your father AND the government took me too a lab and injected me with some animal DNA SEVERAL of them i wanted too be against but they convinced me too And they found out you we're more then one blood they wanted too Either A kill you or B take you in "risk you and are lifes" or C experiment you so we choose B but unfortunately the word got out and now gangs want you too use you for VERY things
Jo:Oh so you hate me for that? It wasn't even my fault! What did i do?! Wait a minute ANIMAL BLOOD?! AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AM I IMMA FUCKING MUTANT! WHAT ARE MY FUTURE KIDS GONNA LOOK LIKE AHHHHH!
Maya:Oh please thats the least of your problems people are after your bitch ass got are hole family in danger! You have jaguar blood tiger blood lizard blood etc...
Tears started running down her face but she quickly whipped them off but then she hugged her mom
Maya:......
Harmani:.....
Jo:Look im sorry! Okay im sorry that hudson forced you too doing that i know you hate your husband but now i know why! Just do whats makes you happy do whatever you want
Harmani:Mom lets just move! Look i hate Josephine too but she kinda does have a point i guess
Jo:No i didn't say anything about moving!
Harmani:Then what do you want us to do? She's obviously not happy with our father!
Jo:....Mom?.
Maya:....No im not gonna run away we are staying here and we are kicking him out
Harmani:Wait....What if dad become mayor of woodcreast we're screwed
Jo:the election Starts the day after New years
Maya:Will figure something out...ye
Caesar came home too crying and fighting it wasn't his parents it was his cousins
Caesar:(Great just what i needed a headache)
He saw his 5 year old little cousin China and his 13 year older cousin Dontrell crying and fighting in the garage
Caesar:What are you two fighting about? China whats wrong?
China:DON TOOK MY DOLL HEAD OFF!!
Caesar:Why would you do that? She's FIVE years old Don!
Dontrell:She shouldn't have been Using my chalk with out my permission!
Caesar:Nigga that was some Chalk you brought from the dollar store thats her fucking doll that her daddy got her you idiot!
Dontrell:Don't be calling me no idiot IDIOT!
China started crying and whining really loud Caesar picked her trying to calm her down
Caesar:Shhh its okay look what you did!
Dontrell:Whatever!
Don left the garage Caesar shook his head and put china down
China:Could you fix it?
Caesar looked at the bratz doll it look attachable he smiled and bended down too her
Caesar:Yup i'll tell you when i fix it until then don't mess with donny right now and go play with your big sister
China:Melly isn't available too play right now
Caesar:Those are some big words for a little spout like you but what could she possibly be doing?
china:Her makeup!
Caesar:should have thought so but go in your room okay?
China did what he said Caesar walked too his other older cousin Melanie room
Melanie:Get out
Caesar: You know your the oldest person in this house right now? Right?
Melanie:Okay? And??
Caesar:Your brother and sister are fighting i would do something about that if i was you
Melanie:Well their not fighting now? are they?
Caesar:Yeah because I had too break it up Melanie your 16 but act younger then Zepvion! Speaking of Zep where is he?!
Melanie: I don't know i told khai too watch him
Caesar:Khai? Khai not here!
Melanie:Well shit where is she?
Caesar:Thats what i wanna know! Damn it...Where's mom?
Melanie:Walking the dog...
Caesar:We don't have a dog Mel!
Melanie:What happen too that dog uh Chip?
Caesar:His name was chop and he died 4 years ago!...So you don't have no idea where Mom Khai AND Zepvion is?
Melanie:Guess not
Caesar:What about Cyrus? Micah? KENDRIC??
Melanie:Who the hell is Kendric??
Caesar:MY BROTHERS! Damn it!
Caesar slammed the door while getting his phone and started calling Khai luckily she answered
Khai:Hey Caes
Caesar:Where are you? And where's cyrus Micah and Kendric? And the baby?
Khai:Chill out Cyrus is at the Skate park Micah And kendrics is at that boy's storms house and The baby with me I'm jumping some rope with my friends
Caesar:Their at storms house? Why?
Khai:Don't know hey do you know where Olivia is?
Caesar:Khai i haven't seen my mom in a week
Khai:Oh okay also so did mel put the tree up yet?
Caesar turned around the tree was up but it only had one ornament
Caesar:Uh yeah its up remind me too add ornaments too the grocery list
Khai:Okay well imma be home in about 30 minutes Zep gettin Sleepy
Caesar:Okay bye pick up kendric cryus and micah on the way home
Khai:Aw whyyy
Caesar:because i don't want them hanging around those kids cyrus is most likely not really doing anything bad but still bring him home it makes me feel better that all of you are home
Khai:Okay i'll get them talk to you later
Caesar hung up the phone and sat down on the kitchen floor letting out a sigh of relief.The mail man slip something through the door and Caesar picked it up and opened it it was the money his dad sent him
Caesar:Ooo 8000? Bet thanks Pops
Huey was in him and Riley Room Reading a book trying too ignore Riley yelling from his game and then hears a knock at there door Riley opened it and Unique Fell into his arms
Riley:Yo whats wrong with you?
Unique:my namessss Unique it reminds me of Unicorn imma Unicorn!
Huey:What the fuck?
Unique:You smell niceeeeee
Riley then dropped her on the ground
Riley:Da fuck?!
Huey:Why would you drop her?!
Huey then picked Unique hole body and sat her on the bed gently he started looking at eyes which we're very Red huey then sighed and Smelt her she smelt like marijuana
Riley:Nigga why you sniffing her?!
Huey:She got exposed to marijuana!
Riley:Really?! Unique! How you get marijuana?
Unique:Yummy brownie me want more....
Huey:It was a weed brownie! Where the hell did you get a weed brownie?!
Unique:Down down down...*Cough* *Cough*
Huey started Putting her back
Huey:this doesn't make sense this can't be grandads......
Riley/Huey:jazmine....
Huey barged into jazmine room and Riley came with a baseball bat
Riley:You drugged Unique?!
Jazmine:No i-
Huey:Don't even lie Jazmine we never had weed since you got here
Jazmine:I didn't!
Riley smashed her picture of her parents and broke the frame
Riley: admit it!
Jazmine:No! My picture!
Riley started smashing her stuffed animals and baby dolls
Jazmine:Okay okay! Im sorry just stop just stop!
Huey:Why did you give her a weed brownie?!
Jazmine:I..I was thinking it would make her act little different
Huey:Different?!
Unique:Ayooo imma boss ass bitch bitch bitch imam bitch bitch bitch
Huey:Look what you did! Aghh i can't believe you have too be here for Christmas!
Riley:man...You getting Coal for Christmas! Imma go take care of Unique
Huey:I'll be there in a sec....When is this jealousy gonna go away?! I don't like you! Jazmine and now i NEVER will!
Jazmine:.....i'm sorry...
Sry for the Errors part 2 will be up tomorrow (i hope)