Minghao: Jiyeon went to therapy today.
Jeonghan: Oh, that's wonderful! How did it go?
Vernon: Her therapist had to get a therapist.
Joshua: Hey Choi
Jiyeon: when will you stop calling me that?
Joshua: when you become a Hong
Jiyeon: ?????
Jiyeon: You know, it's at times like this where I wish I had listened to what S.Coups and Jr told us
DK: What did they tell you?
Ren: I don't know. We wasn't listening.
Jiyeon: You look good today and I want to kiss you
Seungcheol: What?
Jiyeon: I said if you died I wouldn't miss you
Someone to Carats: They don't care about you....
Jiyeon, patting Carats head: Don't listen to a nobody
Jiyeon: God, give me patience.
Seungkwan: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Jiyeon: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Jiyeon: I'm a amazing dancer
Woozi: You just kick Jeonghan in the face, Ji
Jiyeon: By accident
Mingyu : I'm gonna kill you, Jiyeon!
Jiyeon : Let me ask Seungcheol and Jeonghan about it
Mingyu: That's not how this works, Jiyeon
Jiyeon: They both said no and that you should start running now
Jiyeon: It's cold in this house
Mingyu: Then turn up the heat
Jiyeon: ( glancing at Seungcheol) You think I have that kind of authority?
Wonwoo: How petty can you get?
Jiyeon: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument that I was wrong about
Hoshi: This was a very bad idea....
Jiyeon: I could have told you that ten minutes ago, oh wait! I did!
( The 96 liner playing a sport game)
Jun: Are you upset that you don't get to be on the same team as Hoshi?
Wonwoo: No
Woozi: Have you ever play a game with Jiyeon?
Wonwoo:......no?
Woozi: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
( Meanwhile on the other side of the field)
Jiyeon, chasing Hoshi: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD FASTER MEAN!??? IT MEAN MORE FAST!!!!
Jiyeon: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?
Jiyeon, as Seungcheol: Jiyeon, what are you doing?
Seungcheol, appearing from behind Jiyeon: Jiyeon, what are you doing?
Jiyeon: See, I conjured him
Jiyeon: Am I in trouble?
Seungcheol: Take a guess
Jiyeon: No?
Seungcheol: Take another guess
Jiyeon: You need to be more careful!
Jisoo, who was dragged into Jiyeon's mess: Careful? CAREFUL? I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR NECK THAT'S WHAT....
Joshua: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.
Woozi: Just rip the bandage off.
Joshua: It's Jiyeon
Woozi: Put the bandage back on
Jiyeon trying to wake up Chan: Come on, don't make me get out the water bucket
Chan: You wouldn't?
Seungcheol walking by soaking wet: Yes, she would
Hoshi: What exactly are you doing?
Jiyeon: (surrounded by 15 cats and 15 dogs) Building a family.
Jeonghan: This is how you're spending your time and money?
Jiyeon: (putting raincoats on stray cats and dogs with Wonwoo and Minghao) They live outside. They need this.
S.Coups: Okay, we all talk about this. This is getting out of hand. You cannot keep adopting Enhypen like this.
Jeonghan, with Jungwon on his back: Why? You’re jealous?
Hoshi, dressing Sunoo up in a matching tiger onesie: If you want one, go adopt one of them yourself.
S.Coups: ?????
Jiyeon: Can I adopt Jake then?
Chan: It's getting late, why isn't Jiyeon noona back yet?
Wonwoo: I don't think she's coming back.
( Meanwhile, at Blackpink dorm)
Jennie, braiding Jiyeon's hair: You are never going back
Jeonghan: Jiyeon is missing!
Seungcheol: What am I supposed to do about it? Do you think I have her microchipped in case she gets lost or something ?
Jeonghan: Well, do you ?
Seungcheol: Of course I do. Hang on.
Jiyeon, in Hwasa’s window: I thought I’d find you here!
Wheein, climbing past Jiyeon: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR!!!
Minhyuk: You know, Sangyeon hyung gives Jiyeon flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Hyungwon: Okay.
(Later on)
Hyungwon: (gives Jiyeon flowers)
Jiyeon: Erm.....
Hyungwon: I know. I'm as confused as you are
Jeonghan: So, Jiyeon is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Mingyu: Why?
Jeonghan: Because Wonwoo caught her trying to train foxes to fight five times in a row.
Jiyeon: (arms crossed and pouting) : You'll be thanking me when the third fox battalion saves your ass.
Taeyong: (counting the members) 22, 23, 24...wait, 24? Why do we have 24 members?
Jiyeon: Uh....Hi?
Johnny: She’s our apart of our unit now
Haechan: Yes
Hoshi: It's illegal to be cuter than me.
Jiyeon: Bad news everyone, we're all going to jail.
Seungcheol: What the hell were you thinking!?
Jiyeon: I heard that releasing birds at a wedding is so romantic!
Seungcheol: YOU RELEASED OWLS!!!!!
Jiyeon: Can we get a Pomeranian?
Jeonghan: No
(Something drops in the background causing it to break)
Jeonghan: Jiyeon, did you get a Pomeranian?
Jiyeon: Nope
Joshua: I am at loss for words!
Jiyeon, narrating: Despite being lost for words, Josh yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
Jiyeon: He died of natural causes
Jun: YOU PUSHED HIM OFF THE ROOF!
Jiyeon: Gravity is natural
Jin: How do Jiyeon and Taehyung get out of these messes?
Namjoon: They don’t. They just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one
Jiyeon: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY.....
Minhyun: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give you want me to give you a hug?
Jiyeon: Wh...What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH!!!!!!
Ren, recording: This is so cute.
Jiyeon: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Chan?
Chan: … No.
Seungkwan: I do!
Jiyeon: I know, Seungkwan.
Seungkwan: I’m sad!
Jiyeon: I said I know, Seungkwan
Jiyeon: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Vernon: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from Seungcheol hyung.
Jiyeon: ( Hanging it on her wall) Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
Jun: ( pulling on a door that says push)
Jiyeon, filming: Pull harder!
Jiyeon: Pshhh, don't be silly! Joshua doesn't have a crush on me!
Jeonghan: Yes he does.
Jun: Yes he does.
Joshua: Yes I do.
Jiyeon: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Jun: ... Your what?
Jiyeon: My friends.
Seungkwan: Is she saying “friends”?
Mingyu: I think she is being sarcastic.
Woozi: No, no, no, this is delirium, she has cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Jiyeon! All of your friends are in this room.
Jiyeon: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
Jiyeon: When I was younger, I tried to form a gang once
Vernon: How did that turn out for you?
Jiyeon: It turned into a cooking club
Jiyeon: Honestly, I’m so full of darkness, I’m a master of dark magic. I strike fear into...
Woozi: You sleep with a stuffed animal that Jonghyun gave you
Jiyeon: HE IS MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!!!!
Mingyu: I don’t know what happened, I turned around and Wonwoo was gone
Minghao: How do you lose a six foot man?
Jiyeon: You forget to love and cherish him
Seungcheol, to Seventeen: Alright listen up you little shits
Seungcheol: Not you Jiyeon, you’re an angel and I’m glad you’re here
Seungcheol: All my clothes keep disappearing, it’s starting to spook me out
Jiyeon, drowning in what clearly is Seungcheol's hoodie: Spooky
Manager: Have you not listened to anything I've said?
Jiyeon: I certainly haven't, but I didn't think you'd notice.
Vernon: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Jiyeon: I'm a knife.
Woozi, from across the room: She’s the little spoon!
Jiyeon: Violence is never the answer
Dino: Someone hurt me
Jiyeon: WHERE'S MY BAT
( playing the mafia game)
Seungkwan: I WANT THE TRUTH!!
Jiyeon: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
Jiyeon, under her breath: Most beautiful person alive say what
Minghao: What?
Jiyeon, giddily: Nothing
Mingyu: We all have our demons.
Jiyeon, having just chugged 14 energy drinks and 5 cups of coffee: I can see sound...
Joshua, sighing: This one is mine.
Seungcheol: Where’s Jiyeon?
DK: Doing stuff.
Seungcheol: Don’t like the sound of that, where’s Joshua?
DK: Stopping Jiyeon from doing stuff.
Seungcheol: Hoshi?
DK: Stopping Joshua, so Jiyeon can do the stuff.
Seungcheol: And you?
DK: Distracting you, so Jiyeon can do the stuff.