There once was a little boy named Hernando. Hernando had a big dick and no friends. So he always played with himself. One day Hernando found a weird long purple thing in an alley. He shoved it up his ass and it got stuck. And then the cops found Hernando and deported him back to Mexico.
Hope you enjoyed another short story. Credits to Erica from the group chat. You go girl *rape face* thanks for reading this. Vote/comment