DRUNK JOJO FANFICTIONS

By artexcuse

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this is just gonna be a fuckin' mess sorry lmao More

Intro
Bruno really likes Abbacchio 😳
Okuyasu and josuke learn something about eachother
JOTARO HAS A LONG SHLONG
Caesar yeeted his peen
Hajsjssksjzjamsnsjznjsjs help
Goodbye
JK YALL HEYYY
Bucci is having twins... or not 💃
Requests 😡
OI BRUV
I cant spell
Uh oh i did something
The beginning of the end....

Little bitch boy 😡

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By artexcuse

A/n
I think I might start writing more serious fanfiction lmfao (NOT ON THIS STORY THOUGH, THIS IS ONLY FOR CRACK FICS)
Also I'm gonna get to watch Melanie Martinez' last k-12 performance tonight so I'm excited :D
Also this was requested by Voc4lo1dTr4sh

"YOU LITTLE SHIT! STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THE FUCKING ANSWERS." Fugo yelled at naranchacha.

Fugo then stabbed the 🥺🍊orange boi🍊🥺 mf in the face 😍😍😎😈

"OWIEIEIEIEIEIEI 😨😢" dat weawwy hurt yelped narancia

"SUCK IT UP PISS BABY" replied cheese bitch

Narancia whimpers :((

Bruno was in his bedroom making out with goth dad but the two were interrupted with screams.

Bruno asked Abbacchio "what the fuck was that" 😚

Abbacchio was like "bro don't ask me 😡"

Bruno STORMED out of the room with like idk flames surrounding him or some shit to represent his anger 😌😌

He saw Fugo repeatedly stabbing naranchacha

Bruno yelled "WHAT DO YOU THINK UR DOING 😡"

Fugo then SHOUTED back "TEACHING THIS MF A LESSON 😤"

Bruno was like "nO 😡"

Bruno then GRABBED Fugo and got out the...

PADDLE 😰😰😰

He then repeatedly spanked Fugo

Fugo was like "NOOOO MOMMYYYYY STOPPPP 😨😨😨"

Bruno said "shut the fuck up only Abbacchio can call me mommy 😈😈"

Fugo was like "stop 😡😡😡😡

What what is jfk doing

FUGO WAS LIKE "STOPPPP 🥶🥶"

It hurts
It hurts so bad

Please
Stop hitting me 😚😚

I am going to cry m

M

Waaaaaaa

Y'all I'm gonna say it...

I'm gonna fucking do it...

HeehEe

Okay bye

Oh yeah anyways narancia literally fucking died because of Fugo and so Bruno literally fucking fed Fugo to wolves 😍

Great mum 10/10

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