𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲, 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 ; 𝑘...

By -RANBOOZ

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˚* ੈ✩‧₊ 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘, 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 | ❝ and now i know what they mean, he's a love machine, oh he makes me dizzy... More

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INSTAGRAM, IMESSAGE, RL.

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INSTAGRAM!
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karljacobs_, corpse_husband, sykkuwu, jasontwitch, and 189,830 others liked this post!

ajsbbqsauce airport time yum

71,432 comments

corpse_husband ok miss worldwide i see you
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ajsbbqsauce PLSS

sykkuwu pls smuggle me back a fresh baguette
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ajsbbqsauce idk if it's going to go through security
alright but for you i will try to hide it well :)

user7 she's so prettyyy

tommyinnit just realized you'll be not too far from me, VISIT ME
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ajsbbqsauce no lol SIX HOURS ISNT CLOSE YOU IDIOT also you'll need some kind of chaperone
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wilbursoot HA
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georgenotfound F in the chat for tommy
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corpse_husband F
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spifey F
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quackity HA FUCKING LOSER. F.
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dreamwastaken LOL F

user8 why is no one talking abt how
jason liked this pic.. lol

user99 WAIT BUT JASON IS IN PARIS
RN..
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user78 ayo..😳

karljacobs_ you look v pretty :)
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ajsbbqsauce ty sir <3 :]
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quackity AY! GET A ROOM!



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IMESSAGE!
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aj<3

hey! have a safe
flight! text me when
you land?

yeah ofc :)

7 hours is one
too many hours
hELP

LOL i promise
i'll be here when
you land :)

well.. not actually
but you know.. one
text away

i appreciate it :)

alright i have to
get through security
hold on

plot twist i'm actually
texting you from inside of
your luggage bag
anddddd you get
stopped bc the
tsa worker is just
like huh?!??

and i just pop out
like hey! 😁🧍‍♂️

LMFAOOOO

you're such a weirdo

i just got through security

idk why i was so worried
i know i have nothing NSWKAJ

or do you.. 😳



LMFAOOO

i cant w you

i'm saving that
pic

thank you sir🙏🏼

jansmaannswnwnqnqjannsnsn

your welcome?????

LOL well i've gotta
board soon ;(

i'll text you later<3

okokok byeee

have a safe flight <3



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REAL LIFE!
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meanwhile, karl had just got to his parents house. he was slightly shaking, scared as to how it could go with danielle. sure that it wouldn't go well.

he recognized her car in the drive way, but as much as he didn't want to go, he forced himself to.

when walking in he was greeted by his dad and older brother who were in the living room setting up festive decorations. he heard faint conversation coming from the kitchen, he walks in and sees his mom and danielle happily chatting.

"oh! karl!" his mom smiled, embracing him into a tight hug. "i missed you!"

karl grinned hugging back, "i missed you too mom."

when letting go, he awakrdlu waved at danielle.

"hey, karl don't be rude. hug her!"

his eyes widened a bit, danielle smiled, "why so tense?" she pulled him into a hug, he somewhat hugged back just so that his mom wouldn't say anything.

he just didn't respond to danielle, "uhm so are we setting up the christmas tree or?"

his mom nodded, "mhm. go help take the ornaments and stuff out of the garage."

karl nodded, before he walked out of the kitchen his mom said, "actually why don't you and danielle go to the store for me? i need some more nutmeg and such."

"yeah sure mom." he responded grabbing his car keys, to which danielle follows behind.

the two made their way into his car.

"nice ride." she commented breaking the silence.

girl i'll literally run you over w
his car pls shut up 🙏🏼

"thanks." he peeped out, the faint sound of the radio playing became louder as they became quiet.

"listen i don't know why you're so upset with me, but please don't make it a big deal that i'm here." she begged innocently.

karl chuckled out of disbelief, "we literally broke up two years ago danielle. TWO. and you still come around for family events. you're not family."

danielle stared straight towards the road, "your mom was the one who invited me."

"doesnt give you the right to say yes. kindly deny. but we all know you have a trouble doing such a thing." he snapped.

okay king, period you tell em. 😳

she scoffed, "i wonder why she didn't invite that alexis girl. maybe your mom just prefers me."

"surely not. she doesn't know of alexis yet."

"and why is that karl?" she asked, glancing over at him, "i know you. you would've introduced her by now. just give it up man, and admit that i'm just too good to top."

he simply shook his head, his phone went off with a notification. danielle glances over and sees his lockscreen, "it's funny because you're so into her that she's you're lockscreen but you didn't have the guts to bring her for the holidays.."

karl remained silent, he didn't want to bother dealing with danielle. just don't let her get to you too much, he recalled aj saying, and so he simply ignored danielle until they had gotten back

hours later, aj had finally arrived in france. she'd forgotten how utterly rude people could be until they find out you're from there.

but she waited outside the airport until she saw her familiar parents car pull up. alexis smiled as they got out of the car to greet her.

she hugged her mom, then jumped into her dads arms. "hey! i saw you've been growing on that twitch
site! you're doing so good, mi amor!" (my love)

aj pulls away with a smile, "thanks pa."

she heard her mother groan, "well cmon now."

mr james helped put alexis' things into the car and made their way to their house. of course there was talk about what was going on and many other things.

"we have a surprise for you!" her mother grinned, her thick accent strong when speaking english. "but it's not coming til tomorrow."

mr james nods, "yeah i don't really like it. but your ma does so.."

alexis was confused as to what it could've been. a dog? no. aj had never mentioned wanting a pet. but whatever it was, she didn't think much of it. merely responding, "oh, très bien."  (very well, alright)

they had eventually arrived at their beautiful home the james' had. one that was maybe a bit too big because it's only the three. well two seeing as aj resides mostly in new york.

alexis sighed at the familiar sight, oh much she missed simpler times.

but she had unpacked and texted karl she was home already. when checking the time she was it was 6am, but she wasn't tired whatsoever.

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IMESSAGE!
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karl<3

i'm home nowww:)

yayyy!

wait isn't it late
already

go to bed >:(

LOL i would if i
could but i'm not
tired!!

you're gonna be
sleeping all morning and
into the afternoon
i see it happening LOL

oh well :')

but apparently my
parents have a surprise
for me tomorrow
which is exciting?

why the question
mark??

surprises are
always nice

unless you're like
my mom who thinks
bringing an ex over for
the holidays is a nice
surprise

oh god

id pass away

but idk i don't think
it'll be bad

i hope not at least

but have you gone to
see your mom?

yeah it was .. interesting?

how so?

danielle didn't change
whatsoever

she tried like pushing
my buttons it was so annoying

i think you should just
tell your mom what she's
been doing

seems like it bothers you
a lot and i'm sure your
mom would understand

yeah but it'll
ruin the holidays
and i'll just feel bad
yk

mmm

if you say so

just make sure
you don't let her
step over you too much

yeah i know

anyway

how do you plan on
streaming?

i mean i have a set
up here

but it'll take me
a bit to fix it and
stuff

oh okay

do you think
you can facetime?

rn?

yes:)

alright:)



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