Just some stupid stories

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Just some random yet weird stories. A Short story in every chapter. Xem Thêm

Hernando and the ally
Mother Fuckin' Taco Tuesday
Bob The Hooker
Pablo & Lucy
The Transgender Goose

Little Raisin Man

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Ur heeling in your neighborhood w/ur tomogachi when you come across a bump, U stumble down into the street and blood is gushing out of your nip nops. U turn around getting ready to yell at the inconsiderate hoe, when you see a small little raisin man limb on the floor. Wheel marks are prominent on his neck. He asks you to come closer, unsure you leaned in. He opened his mouth ready to speak, when he grew 10 feet tall and swallowed U whole. A single tear fell down his face as he whispered "Winner winner chicken dinner."

~Based on a true story~

(A/N) Haha. Hope you liked this fabulous story. Credits to Haley from the Kik group chat. You go glen coco! Vote/comment. Thanks for reading

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