Steven universe safe haven ad...

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The begining
Welcome to zoo pheonyx academy
A day with the mayor
First day of school
Steven and the cowboys
Vampire trouble
The truce
The adjustment
Mother and son
Common families
Pachyderm power
Spirit of the elephant
The power of the elephant
Steven and the demons
Revelations
Bear necesities
The spear of pardolis
New avian
New situation
Soul searching and amusment disasters part 1
Elephant master
Stevens birthday
King of the dinosaurs
New friends and foes
The knights
Mothers day
Redemption
Might of the rhino
Plucky and me
New neighbors
Power of the masters
Deer song
Deer pals
Return of the spirits
Cows night out
Prehistoric freedom
Welcome to the barnyard
Coyote attack
Otis in charge
The ballad of rawhide
Romance stars and lions, oh my!
War of the pranks
Hit the diamond
Here be dragons
Iron otis
Hazbin princess
Extreme prehistory
Bismuth
Rise of goo jit zu
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: opening
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: not so good day
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: the plan
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: the trial
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: the revelation
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: new life and plans
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: unexpected allies
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: party crash
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: happy ending
The true story of pink diamond
Anthonys sister
Misfit ceratops
Right of passage
spinels visit
Rise of the beast wars
A whale of a date
Conga of the apes
Not so nice welcome
Mystery of the savages
Fox and cat
Diamond christmas part 1
Diamond christmas part 2
From fawn to stag
Turqoise
New old friends
Charlies clone
Cat and mouse
Mind over heart
Blitzy and me
Dragon gem
C.h.e.r.u.b
Update
The last unicorn
Beasts of time and space
Everette's treasure
A great white problem
Jumanji
Happy earth/mothers day
Return of the dino knights
The power or cavora
A new enemy
A new mission
Scorpions, ravens and ictheosaurus, oh my!
Their names are dino weapons
The rescue of dino rham
Pink rage
Rise of the hunters
The hunters attack
The call of cavora
The trial by fire
The crescent
Fired up!
Cool and collected
The snowball effect
The king thing
A very slippery slope
The artifact
The phoenix has landed
A spark of hope
Wings of fire
The heart of cavora
New age, new changes
Carbonado
New dinos on the block
Ghidorah's plan
Update
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; opening
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; diamond hearts
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; home sweet home
Steven universe safe haven adventures: thr future; plan set to motion
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; love in the air
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; growing pains
Steven universe safe haven afventures: the future; secret of primal blood
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; rage and murdure
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; diamond sort-of-help
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; the plan works
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; destruction of spirit valley
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; the perfect army
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; faith and monsters
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; the queen of monsters
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; return of the king
Steven universe safe haven adventures; the future; hope shined
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; battle royal
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; hollow earth
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; rhino resistance
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; battle of the ages
Steven universe safe haven afventures: the future; happy ending

Soul searching and amusment disasters part 2

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By Ro1052003

The elephant spirit was searching the Himalayas for the soul bird and soon he lets out one loud trumpet in the freezing cold, and as he flared his left ear, he heard something. Soon he sniffed the air and realized he was close, the spirit then walks further into the snow until he came to a hot spring where sitting on a hill, the soul bird was in

Elephant spirit: soul bird, is that you?

Soul bird: elephant? I haven't seen you in 5,000 years

Elephant spirit: yes I know, things are different now and my chosen guardian is in trouble

Soul bird: I know, you wish for my help

Elephant spirit: (chuckles) you fortune foreseeing Always tells you everything

Soul bird: yes. But I'm afraid I'm too old to use my powers anymore, but there is another way

Soon the elephant walks up the hill and the soul bird gets up to reveal a single egg in a nest

Soul bird: I laid it not too long ago, and after last night, it has been annoying this bright blue glow

Elephant: you think?

Soul bird: perhaps

Soon the egg began to glow and float above them. The elephant spirit and the souls bird looked at each other and soon followed the egg as it floated down the mountain
....
Meanwhile in loo loo land, Steven was still in octavias body while with stolas and blitzo was in all directions making sure no one would go after the two

Stolas: you know it's quite thrilling to see you on the job, blitzy

Blitzo: save it bitch I'm working

Steven: you both need to get a room

Blitzo: hey I am not a day hooker

Soon he notices a woman with her baby look at him before continuing on with a huff

Blitzo: hey I just said I'm not one prude!

As he said that, he was showing his middle finger flipping her off, meanwhile stolas points to a circus tent nearby

Stolas: oh look! Via used to cry such tears of joy in this show!

Soon Steven looked at the posters and was terrified to the bone

He could only imagine what terror Octavia witnessed inside that tent and knew she didn't like it. He was terrified of clowns but he couldn't do anything about it. So they went inside the tent and out of the curtains came out

Robo fizz: ME! The robotic fizzarali! Shipped from heybazzis factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating loo loo land spelled with os to avoid lawsuits. Hit it!

Soon his band came out as well and they started their jamboree

🎶loo loo land, loo loo land
everybody sing along with the loo loo band,
every boy every girl
every women every man loves loo loo land.
Loo loo land loo loo land
everything is beautiful in loo loo land,
ugly children holding hands,
in loo loo land,
everybody's friendly, & nobody is mean,
No copyright infringements ever seen
I have a dream (he has a dream)
I'm here to tell (he's here to tell)
About a wonderful fantastic place called loo loo land🎶

While they were singing, Steven was just sitting there with an upset look on his face
...
Meanwhile moxie and Millie were exploring the park when they saw a game booth with the owner named carnie calling to them

Carnie: hello, hello! Step right up and win a thing!

Millie soon looks up and saw one plush toy she really wanted

Millie:(gasp) oh look moxie! A thing!

Moxie: oh! You like that thing?

Millie: YEEEERSSS! I don't really know what that thing is but I want that thing!

Moxie:(sigh) finally some "thing" I can handle

Soon he heads up to the stand

Moxie:Okay, one game please

Soon he picks up a game gun and blasts it at a target

Carnie: oh! Strike one little man

Moxie: but I hit it!

Carnie: mmm, hate to break it to ya but the target, see? It didn't go down. So yeah, no go bro

Soon moxie gets out another dollar and shoots it again but it didn't go down

Moxie: the hell's wrong with this thing?!

Carnie: oh man, a real shame

Soon he raises his fists to his face and pretends to cry like a cry baby, making moxie even more mad and slamming another dollar to the stand

Moxie: another!
....
Meanwhile Octavia who was in stevens body was looking over the sea and hoped Steven was alright. Soon he saw a blue object float above her and soon she began to glow until she was nothing but a speck of light and soon the elephant spirit and soul bird came to the scene and watched the egg drill down to the underworld and knew where it was going now

Elephant spirit: I hope Steven is having an okay time down there
....
But he was wrong as Steven was slamming the bench with his head on the one behind him while stolas was clapping to the beat

Robo fizz: 🎶-sing along with the loo loo band
Every boy every girl every woman every man
Loves loo loo land🎶

Soon the music stops and robo fizz lets out a evil laugh but stolas claps even harder

Stolas: oh! How delightful

But as he said that, a yellow eyed imp came from behind to stab stolas but only to get shot in the brains by blitzo causing everyone to scatter

Stolas: oh what good aim you have blitzy

Steven: THATS IT! IVE HAD IT WITH THIS!!! I am outta here!

Soon Steven charges out with stolas behind as blitzo cycles his rifle

Robo fizz: ha ha ha hoho- oh! Is that blitzo (pronounces as spelled) my Sensors spot up there? Guess the kitties are still runnin away from you huh? (Starts laughing)

Blitzo: the o is silent now!

Robo fizz: uh huh! Just like the audience always was when you told your lazy jokes here! (Laughs more)

Blitzo: bitch I make more money killing people than you do being a cheep ass robo rip-off of an overrated sellout jester!

Robo fizz: oooh! Someone's salty! Real or not though, people love me! Does anybody love you, BLITZO?

Blitzo: no, but I'm really good with guns now, (loads rifle) DANCE BITCH!

Soon he goes full blast on the clown but but robo fizz pulls a sonic and constricts him like a snake and throws him out of the tent

Blitzo: fuck me!

Outside an imp was carrying a cart full of torches outside the tent

Torch salesman: torches! I say I say! Get your inconvenient torches here!

Blitzo soon lands on the cart causing the torches to fly onto the tent bursting it into flames as well as robo fizz who was now on rampage for revenge
...
Meanwhile moxie was spending all his cash on multiple shots with carnie just teasing him even more

Carnie:wow! Man your really starting to make this sad. You know if you suck, you suck! Guess you won't win your hottie here a prize

Soon Millie grabs the pistol

Millie:Let me try!

Soon she misses all the targets but carnie presses a foot pedal and causes a target to fall

Carnie: oh, look at that! Lucky shot baby

Moxie: are you kidding me?! You-you- you charlatan!

Soon carnie just grabs his face and shoves him away

Carnie: hey uh, get lost pipsqueak. I'm talking to the lady

Meanwhile robo fizz grabs blitzo and throws him to the stand causing it to collapse and all of the prizes to fall. As for carnie, well he died with the impact of blitzo on him

Moxie: sir?

Blitzo: oh hey guys!

Soon they look to robo fizz who was melting off his kin revealing his robot inards

Blitzo: you should probably go check on stolas, got some unfinished business to attend to

Soon Millie heads off to the right as well as moxie after he grabs a thing plush for her and blitzo blasts a bullet to the robot freak, only for him to grab it with his teeth and spit it out

Blitzo: ah what a mouth

Soon he realizes what he said and the machine pulls a sonic again but blitzo luckily hops out just as the robot hits the stand causing the heads of all the plushies to fly, one in which lands on the head of a child ruining a family photo causing the family to be a little upset, but the father just furious

Father: god dammit Nathan! You ruins another bloody photo! Why were you even born?!
....
Meanwhile Steven was a long way away from everybody just as he was approached by two unwelcoming beasts

Steven: oh shit

Soon he saw stolas coming his way

Stolas: Steven! We can talk about this!

Steven: LEAVE ME ALONE! When Octavia said that stuff about you, I thought that maybe you were just going through something,  it clearly your just a gay control freak! THATS PROBABLY WHY OCTAVIA HATES YOU SO MUCH!!!

Stolas then stopped in his tracks, he knew Steven was right, but he couldn't do anything about this

Steven: and now

Soon he looked up at the scorpion monster above him

Steven: I'm about to die

Luckily a blue light came just in time and soon another light came out of it and hit him on the head and soon he began to glow and soon he and Octavia burst apart. Soon they looked at each other and realized who they were, they were back in their own bodies! Soon the blue light began to glow and soon it became the soul bird hatchling

Soon it opened its mouth to reveal a green crystal that floated to Steven

Steven knew what to do from here

Steven: watch this

Soon he faced the scorpion and centipede monsters

Steven: gorilla spirit, awaken!

Soon the crystal began to glow and the gorilla spirit charged out the crystal to reveal its mech form

Soon stolas came and saw everything and Octavia then ran in to hug him, meanwhile the gorilla and soul bird charged, the gorilla soon grabbed the scorpion and threw it to the outskirts of the park and as luck would have it, crushed robo fizz having the beast turn back into a mech

Soon the soul bird turned its beak into a laser and blasted the centipede and the gorilla used its lasers to plant banana trees, it then climbed one and picked some bananas and threw them to the beast. Soon the bananas blew up when they hit the ground and the soul bird fired its lasers again and soon the centipede transformed back to normal as well

Steven soon saw the grownup soul bird and elephant spirit catch up and soon they saw the chick and gorilla spirit, then they all began to glow and they all went into stevens gemstone, but not before stolas went up to Octavia

Stolas: Octavia?

Octavia: dad?

Soon stolas took a few steps back

Stolas: I'm sorry, for everything going on. I know it's a lot to Handle, I should have listened more

Soon she looked at Steven and clearly saw the guilt on his face as he probably blabbered out her feelings

Octavia: I'm sorry too, I just want thing back the way they used to be, (tears up) like that'll ever happen

Soon her father came up to her and she just ran up and hugged him

Stolas: I think it's time we leave, and from now on, I'll do whatever I can to make things like how they were before

Octavia: thanks dad

Stolas: and thank you Steven

Steven: oh! Uh, no problem

Soon another explosion blew up hurtling moxie blitzo and Millie right in front of him

Moxie: way to ruin another good thing sir!

Blitzo: worth it! That slutty toy clown had. it. comin!

Steven: not to worry, a little bit of healing comin right up!
...
Later that night, Steven and Octavia were in the spirit zone looking at the new update with the centipede scorpion soul birds and gorilla home

Steven: things are really lighting up around here

Octavia: so your letting the I.m.ps stay to help fight the cursed spirits?

Steven: well I figured since they were experts in that sort of stuff, they could help out. So how was your time in my body since this two parter was all about me in your body

Would you not break the fourth wall Steven?

Steven: sorry mr narrator!

Octavia: well it was rather weird, especially having a dick, how the hell do you manage?

Steven: eh, I'm just born with it

Soon they look back to the lake and wonder what it will look like when it's complete

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