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The begining
Welcome to zoo pheonyx academy
A day with the mayor
First day of school
Steven and the cowboys
Vampire trouble
The truce
The adjustment
Mother and son
Common families
Pachyderm power
Spirit of the elephant
The power of the elephant
Steven and the demons
Revelations
Bear necesities
The spear of pardolis
New avian
New situation
Soul searching and amusment disasters part 2
Elephant master
Stevens birthday
King of the dinosaurs
New friends and foes
The knights
Mothers day
Redemption
Might of the rhino
Plucky and me
New neighbors
Power of the masters
Deer song
Deer pals
Return of the spirits
Cows night out
Prehistoric freedom
Welcome to the barnyard
Coyote attack
Otis in charge
The ballad of rawhide
Romance stars and lions, oh my!
War of the pranks
Hit the diamond
Here be dragons
Iron otis
Hazbin princess
Extreme prehistory
Bismuth
Rise of goo jit zu
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: opening
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: not so good day
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: the plan
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: the trial
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: the revelation
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: new life and plans
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: unexpected allies
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: party crash
Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: happy ending
The true story of pink diamond
Anthonys sister
Misfit ceratops
Right of passage
spinels visit
Rise of the beast wars
A whale of a date
Conga of the apes
Not so nice welcome
Mystery of the savages
Fox and cat
Diamond christmas part 1
Diamond christmas part 2
From fawn to stag
Turqoise
New old friends
Charlies clone
Cat and mouse
Mind over heart
Blitzy and me
Dragon gem
C.h.e.r.u.b
Update
The last unicorn
Beasts of time and space
Everette's treasure
A great white problem
Jumanji
Happy earth/mothers day
Return of the dino knights
The power or cavora
A new enemy
A new mission
Scorpions, ravens and ictheosaurus, oh my!
Their names are dino weapons
The rescue of dino rham
Pink rage
Rise of the hunters
The hunters attack
The call of cavora
The trial by fire
The crescent
Fired up!
Cool and collected
The snowball effect
The king thing
A very slippery slope
The artifact
The phoenix has landed
A spark of hope
Wings of fire
The heart of cavora
New age, new changes
Carbonado
New dinos on the block
Ghidorah's plan
Update
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; opening
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; diamond hearts
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; home sweet home
Steven universe safe haven adventures: thr future; plan set to motion
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; love in the air
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; growing pains
Steven universe safe haven afventures: the future; secret of primal blood
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; rage and murdure
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; diamond sort-of-help
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; the plan works
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; destruction of spirit valley
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; the perfect army
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; faith and monsters
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; the queen of monsters
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; return of the king
Steven universe safe haven adventures; the future; hope shined
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; battle royal
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; hollow earth
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; rhino resistance
Steven universe safe haven adventures: the future; battle of the ages
Steven universe safe haven afventures: the future; happy ending

Soul searching and amusment disasters part 1

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By Ro1052003

Steven soon woke up in the spirit zone but felt different, soon he looked at his reflection in the lake and saw Octavia in the water, soon he realized he was in octavias body!

???: thank goodness

Soon steven looked behind him and saw the elephant spirit behind him

Steven: elephant! What happened?

Fuck, he even sounded like Octavia. Not how he wanted to spend his weekend

Elephant spirit: are you alright?

Steven: no! I'm in octavias body! How the fuck did that happen?

Elephant spirit: 1. Watch the language, 2. The scorpion spirit somehow had special venom to switch your bodies

Steven: oh, shit! Now I'm powerless!

Elephant spirit: don't worry, the spirits and I let you and her families and your friends know what happened and will do what they can to help until we can switch you back

Steven: how?

Elephant spirit: legend has it that our old friend, the soul bird lives in the high mountains and ha stage power to heal anything such as this, if I go there, maybe she'll cure your condition

Steven: I hope so

Elephant spirit: don't worry, the soul bird and I are old friends, surely she'll help
....
Soon a loud crash caused Steven to wake up, then he realized this wasn't home, clearly it was where Octavia lived

Soon Steven looked down and saw a cell phone next to him, must have been octavias as well. Suddenly he heard yelling from outside

Female voice: can't believe you slept with an imp, in our fucking bed!!!

Male voice: it was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!

Female voice: a motel? Like a fucking plebeian?!

Steven concluded it must have been her parents since she did state they hated each other. Steven then dressed in what Octavia must have usually dressed in and made his way to the kitchen and saw octavias mother screaming at her dad

Octavias mother: you want to fuck this one too?!

Octavias mother then proceeds to throw their imp servant at her father who it missed by inches

Octavias father: no! Of course not!

Soon Steven took a close look at octavias mother who clearly has an anger problem

Octavias mother: you are a goddam embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, (walks out the door) imp sucking face!

Soon she leaves the room and throws a potted plant on the way out, and all octavias dad who was named stolas do was let out an upset sigh and soon he heard Steven sit down behind him

Soon he looks behind him to see Mia daughter with another soul inside her

Stolas: oh, good morning, young one! Didn't know you were up

Steven: do I look like I want to talk?

Soon stolas made it to the fridge, clearly he saw the kid wasn't happy right now considering he was in his daughters body

Stolas: what exactly is your name?

Steven: Steven, you must be octavias dad. She told me about you, how you flirt with what she called a "weird red dickhead"

Stolas: oh, how charming

Soon stolas got out a zebra steak and fed it to the white carnivorous plant

Steven: so you and your wife done screaming at each other?

Stolas: umm...

Before he could answer, they both heard a loud crash and octavias mother let out a loud scream, clearly she was still upset. Soon stolas got an idea

Stolas: you know, since were stuck together, (walks over to Steven) might as well show you my daughters most favorite place in all of hell! Why don't we go to loo loo land?

Steven: I'm not 5 you know? And Octavia isn't here right now

Stolas: she was always so happy when I took her to loo loo land. What do you say we do it again just the two of us, so we can get to know each other more?

Steven: I ... guess I don't have a choice

Stolas: there we go! Anything but stay in this house, (walks to phone) now I'll arrange our security

Steven: security for a theme park?

Stolas: were rich and were hot. People want our money and our bodies

Steven: sounds disgusting

Stolas: maybe for you, but, I'm calling the only man who can fuck me

Steven: who can WHAT?!?!

Soon stolas realized he just said that in front of a kid

Stolas: who can protect me! Us! Being part of the goisha family is rather valuable

Steven: so who is our security?

Soon we cut to an office where the manager, an imp named blitzo but keeps the o silent was having some "him time" with toys of his employees moxie and Millie

Blitzo: (imitating Millie) oh blitzo! Your such a good boss! (Imitating moxie) yeah! I really want you sir! (Imitates Millie again) me too! (Uses normal voice) let's three way

Soon he lowers his toys to his crotch area and was about to have some fun until he heard his phone ring and soon he proceeds to answer it

Blitzo: WHAT?!?!

Stolas: (on phone) why hello, my big dicked blitzy

Soon blitzo realizes what he said and spits out his coffee, and at the same time Steven was taking his first sip of coffee when he heard stolas say that and pushes a cereal box off the table while keeping his mouth from spitting his coffee out

Blitzo: WHAT-
....
Steven: -THE-
....
Blitzo: -FUCK-
....
Steven: -MAN?!?!

stolas: language! Everyone! (Talks to phone) I have a special request
...
Blitzo: (sigh) look I just had a chemical peel, so you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass
...
Stolas: it's for my daughter
...
Blitzo: ahh, well, make sure she washes it
...
Stolas: NO! no, no no no, I'm taking my daughter to loo loo land and I was hoping you brave little imps would accompany us
...
Blitzo: were assassins, not bodyguards, Kay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die
...
Steven: Let me try, I got an idea

Soon he grabs the phone to talk to blitzo

Steven: Listen, you sound like a very serious worker. You specialize in killing people correct?
...
Blitzo: yeah so?
...
Steven: well, if you finish, I'll introduce you to a friend of mine and he'll help you with a new task. He has a bit of a monster problem so not only will you have a new assignment from me, but you have a new task and get 🎶paid of it🎶
...
Blitzo: DONE!

soon he slams his phone to the desk and soon he gets out a megaphone

Blitzo: m&m, get in here! We're going to loo loo land!

Soon his employees enter the room

Moxie: loo loo land?

Millie: (rams through door glass) loo loo land?!

Blitzo: loo loo land!

???: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
....
Meanwhile while Octavia was in stevens body, the elephant spirit made his way to the Himalayas of Nepal

Elephant spirit: (to himself) this is where we first met

Soon the elephant spirit let out a loud trumpet to try and get the soul bird's attention

Soon he flared his ears to listen to a reply, but nothing. He proceeded to trumpet again and soon he flared his ears again, still nothing. Soon he walks deeper into the freezing snow with his ears flared and trumpeting all the way
...

Meanwhile stolas Steven and the imps made it to loo loo land and Steven saw that this was obviously not doing well with age, but he needed to go in for the time he was in octavias body, soon blitzo and stolas were walking into the park together

Blitzo: now remember this is work and work only, me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs alright?

Steven: uh, listen. I'm not sure that -

Blitzo: no hold up a Minuit sweetie, (looks at stolas) if you try to fuck my ass in that park a swear to -

Stolas: you are so cute when you are serious

Steven: I'm literally gonna be sick

Moxie: oh crumbs! I knew today would be a lot! What do you need?

Moxie then proceeds to get out various medicines from his Fanny pack

Moxie: antacids? Ibuprofen? (Gets out vaccines with green inside) morphine?

Steven: that was figurative, (thinks of what Octavia would say) old man

Soon he walks to stolas as moxie throws the morphine to a crib for a little baby inside to play with his new "toys"

Millie: wow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot! It haven't changed a bit

Soon she grabbed her husbands shoulders to point at a animatronic T. rex

Millie: look! It's big lovely!

Soon the animatronic proceeds to let out a terrifying roar

Moxie: that is weirdly upsetting

Millie: oh come on! It's fun! You never been here?

Moxie: no, theme parks always disturb me. Especially the mascots

Just as he says that, the park mascot jumps behind him

Mascot: well hi there!

Moxie: (screams like a high school girl)

Mascot: I'm loo loo! Welcome to loo loo land! If y'all get hurt, just try and sue us!

Stolas: oh! Look! Via! It's loo loo!

Steven: I have a question

Loo loo: well, ask away little girly!

Steven: is it true this park is just a really shameless spinoff of lucifers far more popular lulu word?

Loo loo: no?

Steven: this place is as terrifying as a hippo showing its fangs

Stolas soon realized he wasn't kidding but needed to cheer him up, so he then grabbed his hand and walked off

Stolas: why don't we go check out the rides?

Loo loo: that chick is creepy hot

Blitzo: yeah well wait till her dad tries to fiddle your holes

Loo loo: what does that mean?

Moxie: don't talk to me! I know your a pervert under there

Soon he and Millie proceed to walks away with loo loo all by himself

Loo loo: (sigh) yeah...
....
Meanwhile moxie and Millie were deep into the park with Millie just having an exited look on her face

Moxie: you really like this place huh?

Millie: I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here when they could swing it, money wise

Moxie soon looks at a fellow imp carrying a wheelbarrow full of money to a gift shop and looks at the prices of the novelty cups

Moxie: yeah, the prices do seem rather criminal. I mean, that much for a novelty cup you use one time?

Millie: cause it's loo loo land!

Soon blitzo walks up to the duo drinking from a novelty cup and wearing a novelty drink hat

Blitzo: listen to your ho mox. How bout I take the first watch while you two have a little fun?

Soon Millie squeals with excitement and grabs moxie and runs to a particular ride

Millie: we gotta do my favorite ride!

Moxie: oh yeah? Which one?

Soon he spots the ride ahead of him which was called the lawsuit which was a ride that would cost you your life

Moxie: oh crumbs!
...
We now cut to afterwards with moxie vomiting into a trash can due to indigestion with Millie next to him. Soon the camera becomes blurry as it cuts to ghidotah and vengenza watching

Ghidorah: I told you it would be a good plan

Vengenza: yes, and all your plans are brilliant, oh scorpion?

Soon the cursed scorpion spirit walks up to its masters

Vengenza: I want you to go down there and finish of the child, and bring along the centipede as well, you two can both ruin that park and destroy that boy

Soon the scorpion pours and walks off with ghidorah having an evil smile on his face

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