Xander : I shall break the snake's spine!
Sakura : And how are you gonna do that, hm?
Xander : By-
Xander : *realizes*
Xander : ...
Sakura : See?
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Carlos : Oh,
Carlos : Hi there.
Carlos : * picks up the snake with ease*
Carlos : *pets the snake*
Snake : ssssss~
Sakura : Obanai Iguro vibes.
Carlos : What was that?
Sakura : Nothing!
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Ana : *sees snake*
Snake : *looks at Ana*
Ana : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Ana : GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY!!!!
Ana : *clings on me for dear life*
Sakura : Ana, calm down. It's just a snake.
Ana : Be quiet! You know I have Ophidiophobia!
Sakura : Oh, right.
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Stan : *sees snake*
Stan : Oh, a snake. Okay then.
Stan, internally : SHOO, YOU UGLY BEAST! GO AWAY!!!
Sakura : Stop panicking Stan.
Stan : What the-
Sakura : I see through all.
Sakura : *sips tea*
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Banner Clay : *sees snake about to bite me*
Snake : *looks him in the eyes*
Banner Clay : *gives it a flipping death glare*
Snake : O - O
Snake : *slithers away*
Sakura : Thank you you Master. (I KNOW THAT SOUNDS KINKY AF, but all of the dojo calls him that so no dirty thoughts)
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Ren Wu : *doings splits between the cliffs(?)*
Snake : *appears out of nowhere*
Snake : *hisses*
Ren Wu : OH JESUS CHRIST-
Ren Wu : *falls*
Sakura : *catches him bridal style*
Sakura : Please be more careful! You could have gotten hurt!
Ren Wu : Okay, but...
Sakura : ?
Ren Wu : *blushes like crazy*
Ren Wu : C-can you put m-me down now p-please?
Sakura : *didn't realizes that she was still holding him*
Sakura : R-right...
Xander, in the bushes with Ana : Oh my gosh, Ren Wu is a bottom!
Ana : *snickers* My ship is sailing!
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Sakura : Hey, thanks for letting me Kambarumaru!
Obanai : No problem.
Kasugai Crow : OBANAI IGURO! A PILLAR MEETING HAS BEEN REQUESTED!!! CAW CAW!!!!
Obanai : I get it! Sheesh.
Obanai : Well, gotta go now. Bye!
Sakura : Buh - bye!
Sakura : And when are you gonna get with Mitsuri?
Obanai : STFU!!!!!
Sakura : *sighs*
Sakura : Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter!
Sakura : Oh, and for those of you that don't know what Ophidiophobia is it's the phobia/fear of snakes.
Sakura : And as always, buh-bye and a Merry Christmas to you all! 🎄❤️🎄