~At The Hairifari Exhibit~
After A Few Hours, The Caterbus Had Arrived At The First Destination Of The Roadtrip, The Hairifari Exhibit.
The Caterbus Parked At The Entrance And The Trolls Looked Out The Window.
"Oooooo!"
The Trolls Say.
"Here We Are Trolls! Our First Roadtrip Stop! THE HAIRIFARI EXHIBIT!"
Poppy Jumped Out The Bus.
The Hairifari Exhibit Was A Habitat To Explore Of The Many Exotic And Wild Critters Of The Troll World.
"Seems Rather Exotic"
Trollzart Said.
Riff Sniffed The Area.
"And Smells.....Furry"
"I Know Lots Of Trolls Who Are Furries, If Ya Know What I Mean"
Trollex Chuckled And Nudged Biggie.
"I'm Actually Afraid To Know What That Means"
Biggie Said.
"Mew"
Mr. Dinkles Was A Furry For Lola Bunny.
The Trolls Walked Out And Looked Around The Exhibit.
Mixy Walked Out Very Nervously And Stayed Behind Poppy's Leg.
"Don't Worry Mixy, It'll Be Okay! This Place Is Full Of Critters To Explore! No Harm"
Poppy Insured.
"A-Are You Sure?"
Mixy Asked.
Poppy Nods.
"Positive! I Mean Just Look Over There At That Harmless Glitter Gator!"
A Blue Glitter Gator Crawled Along The Grass, Perfectly Normally.
"Awwwwww"
The Trolls Awed.
"Ohhhh"
Mixy Smiled A Bit, Little Curious.
A Songbird Chirped And Landed On The Glitter Gator's Nose.
The Glitter Gator Immediately Reacted And Ate The Songbird In One Bite.
"AHHHHH!!!"
The Trolls All Screamed.
The Glitter Gator Coughed Up The Guts Of The Songbird Covered In Glitter Acid.
The Trolls All Had Shooketh Spongebob And Patrick Faces.
Barb Clapped, Impressed.
"Yeahhhhh! 👏 NOW THAT'S THE VIOLENCE I WANNA SEEEEE! SOME JAMES BOND ACTIONNNN!"
Mixy Slowly Backed Up Behind Poppy's Legs Again.
Delta Whispered To Poppy.
"Uhhh Poppy Honey, You Sure This Place Is Safe?"
"Oh It WILL Be Safe"
A Voice Nearby Said.
The Trolls All Turn Around To See Where The Voice Came From.
It Was Branch, Coming Forward In His Hairifari Ranger Outfit, With His Backpack Of Safety Tools.
Hickory Snickers.
"Nice Outfit Branch"
"Why Thank You Hickory 😌"
Branch Bowed.
"Yeah, Really Rackin' Them Boy Scout Shorts Man"
Prince D Said.
"Ahem, They Are Not bOy sCoUt Shorts. This Is Sufficient Offical Hairifari Ranger Suit. Which Indeed Will Keep You All Safe And Guide You Through The Exhibit"
Branch Told Them.
"And You Think That's Cool?"
Barb Raised Her Eyebrow.
"Oh Cmon Barb. It's Kinda Cute On Him"
Zeny Gestured.
"See! Zeny Gets It! All The Forest Babes Dig It~"
Branch Whipped His Hair.
Poppy Examined Branch's Outfit.
"Uhhhh Branch-"
Branch Interrupted.
"Nope. Not Gonna Make A Fool Out Of Me With This On. Not This Time"
Poppy Continued.
"What I Was Gonna Say Was....RIGHT BACK AT YA!"
Poppy Ripped Off Her Clothes To Reveal Her Own Hairifari Ranger Outfit.
"OOOOOOOO!"
The Trolls Admired.
"Now That's Actually Cool 👉"
Barb Said.
"And Cute 👉"
Zeny Added.
"Of Course You Have One Too .__."
Branch Said.
"We Can Be The Ranger Couple! It's So Adorable!"
Poppy Giggled.
Branch Sighed.
"Poppy, Being A Hairifari Ranger Is Nothing To Mess With. It Requires Serious Precaution When Providing The Tour Guide Of The Exhibit To The Tourists"
"Yeah You Lost Me Allllll The Way Throughhhhh~"
Poppy Vocalized.
A Vibrant Bird Landed On Poppy's Arm And Chirped Along With Her Vocalization.
"WHOAAAA 📸"
The Trolls Took A Quick Picture Of The Vibrant Bird, Fascinated By It.
"Mmmm, Just Please Take This Seriously. Being A Ranger Is Alot Of Responsibility"
Branch Told Her..
Poppy Chuckles With A Grin.
"Oh Branchie Bear, You Know I Can't Promise That~"
"Yeah Yeah I Know. But Everyone Else Gets It! Right Guys?!"
Branch Said.
The Trolls All Had On Hairifari Ranger Hats.
"We Totally Dooooooo!"
Guy Diamond Said In Autotune.
"RANGERIN' TO THE MAX 📢"
Tiny Played His Airhorns.
Branch Glared At Them All.
"-.-, Anyways, Let's Start With The Tour Shall We?"
Branch Took Out The Hairifari Guide Book.
"Luckily I Found The Guide Book The Ancestors Provided For Us"
"Awe Man, We Gotta Walkkk? A Queen Like Me Don't Have Time For That"
Barb Said.
Branch Chucked.
"Sucks For You Guys There Is No Transportation For The Exhibit Annnd You Guys Are In A Vehicle For Transportation Aren't You?"
The Trolls Were All Already In The Critter Tour Vehicle.
"YOU SPOKE TOO SOON!"
Trollex Shouted.
Branch Sighed Deeply.
"I Know.....I Know -.-"
~~~
~Around The Exhibit~
The Trolls Explored Around The Exhibit With The Many Critters Roaming Around.
As The Trolls Chattered And Took Many Pictures Of Each Critter.
Branch Looked In The Hairifari Guide On Information On Each Critter.
"Hmm.."
"Ooooo! Aaaaaa! 📸"
Trollex Took Some Pictures.
"Danggg, We Never Saw This Much Critters Back At Lonesome Flats. Mostly We Just Seen A Looney Tuney Roadrunner With A Whacko Coyote"
Delta Said.
Trollex Held His Hat Down.
"It's Most Beautiful Sight Of Nature I Have Ever Seen....Gives Me All The Fuzzies Inside"
Poppy Turned Around.
"Hey Barb! Come Check These Critters Out!"
Barb Layed Back.
"Meh, When These tHiNgs Attack And Eat Each Other, Than I'll Be Amused"
"But We Literally Just Saw A Glitter Gator Eat A Songbird Whole!"
Poppy Said.
Barb Shrugged.
"Mmm, Wasn't Raw Enough For My Taste"
"I Will Never Understand Hard Rock Bloom's-"
Poppy Said.
Mixy Hid Part Of His Face, Being Terrified By Some Of The Critters.
"Isn't This Fun Mixy?! Exploring Exotic Creatures We Wouldn't See Out In Trollstopia!"
Poppy Said.
"I-I Don't Know....What If They Eat Me? Like That Gator Ate That Bird"
Mixy Said.
"That Bird Deserved It If Ya Ask Me"
Branch Snickered.
"-.-"
Poppy Elbowed Branch.
"Whaaaat? I'm Serious! It Did!"
Branch Said.
Poppy Put Her Hands On Her Hips And Gave Branch "The Look".
Branch Groaned.
".....But Harrassing And Mauling Birds Is Not Nice -.-"
Poppy Grinned.
"Better!"
Branch Rolled His Eyes.
"Anyways, I Think I Got This Guide Under Management"
Branch Walked Up To The Front Of The Hairifari Vehicle.
"Ahem! Can I Get You All's Attention Up Here To Get This Tour Done Properly"
"YAAAAY!"
The Trolls Cheered.
"Blehhhhh"
Barb Said.
"Thank You Barb, Anyways. Let's Start Off With Our First Critter To Introduce!"
Branch Gestured.
Branch Cleared His Throat.
"Here We Have The Bizzy Buzzer Bugs. They Are Hard-Working Insects Who Tend To Enjoy Their Nature Jobs...But Can't Seem To Stop Working At All"
The Bizzy Buzzer Bugs Rapidly Stored Rocks In Their Dirt Cave, Non-Stop.
"Ooooo!"
The Trolls Took Pictures.
"Gee, It's Like Trump Non-Stop Trying To Win The Election-"
Riff Said.
"Moving On, Here We Have The Natural Buffalo, That Produces Milk And Meat As You All May Know"
Branch Said.
The Buffalo Chewed On Some Grass And Farted Out A Loud Gas.
Barb Hopped Up And Looked.
"Oooo, Now I Know Where To Get Some Buffalo Wings"
"Next We Have Cactus Birds, Who Are Basically Hybrids Of A Cactus And Birds"
Branch Said.
3 Cactus Birds Flew By The Trolls, Chirping Happily.
"Awwww"
Trollex Reached In To Hug The Cactus Birds.
"OWWWWWW!!!!!!"
Trollex Got Pinched By Their Spikes.
"In Which You Should Never Hug Under Any Circumstance -.-"
Branch Glared Down At Trollex.
"Oh Now Ya Tell Me? OW!"
Trollex Plucked One Of The Spikes Off.
"Coming Up Is A Burrow Of Flopper Hoppers. A Hybird Of A Frog And Bunny, That You Should NEVER Get Wet Whatsoever"
Branch Said.
Tiny Scoffs.
"Pffff- Or What?"
Tiny Threw A Glass Of Water At A Flopper Hopper.
The Flopper Hopper Exploded In A Vast Of Fur.
"AH!"
The Trolls All Flinched.
Tiny Blinked.
".....Oh-"
Branch Glanced At Tiny.
"That's Why Tiny.....That's Why"
A Little Glitter Worm Did A Hip Hop Hit The Quan Dance Move On The Dirt.
"Oh Wow! Look At That Mr. D! I Bet No Worm Can Top That Worm's Move"
Biggie Said.
Mr. Dinkles Had One Tear Coming Down, Wishing He Could Do That.
Zeny Took A Picture Of Some Critters.
"Isn't This Just Wholesome D?!....D?"
Prince D Was Frowning A Bit With His Ears Down.
"What's Wrong?"
Zeny Asked.
Prince D Sighed.
"I Just Wish Cooper Was Here..."
"Awwwww. Hmm, How About We Take A Selfie For Him?"
Zeny Held Up Her Camera.
Prince D Shrugs.
"That Works"
Zeny Held Up The Camera To The Two Of Them And Both Posed For A Selfie Together.
A Shutter Beetle Photobombed Their Selfie And Posed In It As Well.
"HEY!"
Prince D And Zeny Say.
"That- Is A Shutter Beetle. They Are Beetles Who Can't Resist Taking Photos"
Branch Told Them.
"Well Sure Shows It"
Zeny Said.
Hickory Went Up Next To Delta And Tried To Act Cool.
"So Um, Fancy Hollerin Critters Here Ain't It?"
Hickory Leaned On The Edge.
"Darn Right It Is! Fascinating What Nature Can Bring"
Delta Smiled.
"Yup! Heh Heh, Fascinating Like A Puffalo Makin Love To A Squid! HAHAHAHAHA"
Hickory Laughed Out Loud.
Delta Blinked And Moved Away A Bit.
"Yeahhhh Righttt...."
Hickory Rubbed His Arm.
"Hhhh..."
"Wow, Low Class I Might Say Hickory"
Trollzart Patted Hickory's Head.
Poppy Kneeled Down To Mixy.
"Cmon Mixy, You Haven't Smiled One Time Since We Got Here. Aren't You Having Fun?"
"Well It's Hard To Have Fun Knowing One Of These Critters Can Pounce At Me At Any Moment And Eat Me Whole! Just Like The Gator And The Bird!"
Mixy Said.
"Kid's Got A Point!"
Branch Shouted.
"Hmmm..."
Poppy Started Thinking.
Poppy Looked Out At The Exhibit And Saw A Adorabull Walking Around It It's Pen.
Poppy Got A Idea.
"I Will Prove To You That It's Okay!"
"How?"
Mixy Asked.
"Yeah How?"
Branch Questioned.
"You'll See"
Poppy Grabbed Mixy And Hopped Out The Hairifari Vehicle.
"POPPY! YOU HAVE TO REMAINED SEATED AT ALL TIMES!"
Branch Shouted.
Poppy Ran Towards The Adorabull's Pen And Placed Mixy Down In It.
Mixy Blinked.
"Uhhh Poppy, What Are You-"
"Trust Me! In Order To Get Over Your Fears, You Must Face It. Now Make Nice With That Adorabull Over There!"
Poppy Pointed.
Mixy Gulped And Slowly Turned Around Towards The Adorabull.
The Adorabull Puffed Out Of It's Nose, And Glanced Directly At Mixy.
Mixy Started To Shake And Tremble, Terrified Out Of His Mind.
The Adorabull Went Towards Mixy With A Death Stare.
Branch Came Over.
"Poppy! Are You Crazy?! You Can't Put Mixy Right With A-"
Poppy Covered Branch's Mouth.
"Shhhhhh~ This Is Progressssss~"
"U-U-Uhhhh..."
Mixy Backed Up On The Gate Of The Pen.
The Adorabull Came Face To Face With Mixy And Looked Dead Into His Eyes.
Mixy's Eye Pupils Shrunk Down In Size.
"•________•"
"Good! Now Just Try And Pet It Mixy!"
Poppy Said.
Mixy Reached His Hoof Out Towards The Adorabull, Shaking.
Mixy Quivered.
"H-H-Heyyy...There Mr. Adorabu-"
The Adorabull Suddenly Roared Angryily And Almost Attacked Mixy.
"AHHHHH!!!!"
Mixy Immediately Flew Up In The Air.
The Adorabull Went Out Of Control And Burst Out Of It's Pen.
"WHOA WHOA WHOA-"
Poppy Backed Up.
Branch Stood In Front Of Poppy.
"BACK OFF YOU OL' SON OF A BULL"
The Adorabull Huffed And Puffed And Charged At Branch Fast.
Branch Cracked His Neck, Ready For The Adorabull To Attack.
"HI-YAH!"
Delta Suddenly Leaped Up With A Rope And Roped Up The Bull.
The Adorabull Made A Pig Squeal Sound For Some Reason And Fell To The Ground.
Delta Tied Up It's Legs And Patted It's Stomach.
"Poor Fella....Too Bad I Had To Rope His Behind!"
Hickory Was Turned On By That And Blushed.
"😳"
Trollex Waved His Hand In Hickory's Face.
"Hellooooo?"
Branch Turned His Head And Glared At Poppy.
"-.-"
"Heh Heh, Maybe Not Ready To Face His Fears I Guess...?"
Poppy Smiled Nervously.
"You Dishonored That Ranger Outfit. Hmph"
Branch Walked Away With Sass.
Poppy Sighed, Looking Down, Feeling Like She Failed Again.
"I'll Go Fetch Mixy"
Trollzart Said And Flew Up In The Air.
~~~
Branch Hooked On A Leash On Mixy's Neck, To Make Sure He Can Stay Still.
"There, Now We Can Have Full Control Of Him And Make Sure He Doesn't Fly Or Walk Off"
Branch Said.
"Huh"
Poppy Held The Leash.
"Wow. That's Actually Smart. Big Brain Bro"
Barb Said.
Branch Smirked.
"Why Thank You Ba-"
"-Nottttt A Compliment -.-"
Barb Interrupted.
"._________."
Branch Did The Face.
"Ummm Branch. Pretty Sure Mixy Isn't A Dog"
Guy Gestured.
"True. But This Is The Only Way To Keep Him Tamed From Escaping Us"
Branch Said.
"Ughhhh"
Mixy Groaned And Tried To Get His Leash Off.
"This Is For Your Own Good Mixy, Okay?"
Poppy Said.
"BUT I DON'T WANNA BE HERE, I WANT MY FREEDOM!"
Mixy Tried Flying Off.
Poppy Pulled On The Leash And Held Mixy.
"No! You're Staying Here!"
Mixy Whacked Poppy In The Face With His Flipper Again.
"HEY! STOP DOING THAT- OW"
Poppy Grabbed Mixy's Tail.
"Okay Y'all! Back On The Bus!"
Delta Shouted.
The Trolls All Walked Back Towards The Caterbus.
Barb Walked Back With Branch.
"Jeez, This Roadtrip Won't End Well"
Branch Sighed, Knowing It Was True.
"No It Will Not"