Phoebe - are y'all ok what happened
Cole - the car
Cora - what
Cole - the dude had a car right
Cora - oh yeah
Phoebe - what are y'all talking about
Cole - just come on
*they run to the car*
*they turn on the lights and Sonya pops up*
*they all scream*
The man - I'm gonna cut you like a fish
Sonya - silence rapist *sets him on fire*
*they start driving the car right into Sonya *
*sonys jumps on the hood*
*sonya falls back into a cliff*
*a surf board goes straight thru sonya's head*
*they start breathing hard*
Cole - shall we
*they reverse the car but it bumps into something*
Cora - a rock a big one to
Phoebe - really Cole
Cole - can you hear that
Cora - there coming
*they hide under the car*
*the the cult come in like badasses*
Cora - shhhhh
Melanie - looks like old ass Sonya failed us
Allison - Old? I'm gonna break this bitch
Max - hey easy why don't you little ass kids go change your diapers grab a juice box and leave it to the pros
*meanwhile a snake goes into coles pants*
*cole starts breathing hard*
*cora mouths don't say a word*
Melanie's friend - let's just shank the clowns
John - what you say Teletubby
Melanie's Boyfriend - babe I think you need to speak louder
John - what you say
Melanie's Boyfriends Friend - he said your hearing is the first thing to Morgan freeman
John - yeah and Morgan freeman a beat yo ass
*the snake comes up his shirt and they start eyeing each other*
Melanie - enough to grab ass you wanna play let's split up let's see what group can find him first
Phoebe - shhh
Max - a little competition yes now that I understand worst of luck
*they start to leave*
Allison - hey wait for you hot red headed friend
*the snake lunges at Cole but Cora grabs it*
*cole gasps*
*melanie point to the car*
*Melanie's boyfriend friend starts to look under the car but before he could see them cora let's go of the snake and it lunges at the boy*
Melanie's Boyfriends Friend - *screams*
*he jumps on Melanie's Boyfriend*
Melanie - are you done sixty nining
*later*
Cole - were are we going
Phoebe - there's a cabin at the far end of the lake me and Cora we're heading there before we ran out of gas we can hide out till sunrise
*back to max John and Allison*
John - max stop that shit it's creepy
Max - it's supposed to be
John - why don't you-
Allison - you know what I am done with this chase bull shit how about you two go be generous and go fetch me that boy
Max - generous?
Allison - this rock looks like a spa day I'm tired
John - and I'm tired of being dead so can we hurry up and do this shit and why you trying to look sexy the only thing that's sexy in the desert a glass of water who goes hiking wearing fuck me punks
Allison - there not fuck me punks it's fuck you punks
Max - we're gonna go you hold up here
Allison - now that is a job I can do you both have really cute butts
John - you looking at my ass?
Max - wow you are so lucky your hot
Allison - duhhhhh what I've been telling everybody y'all's really lucky I'm hot
*back to Cora phoebe and cole*
Cora - I have to go pee I'll be back
(5 minutes later)
*cora moves there heads*
Cora - I leave for not even five minutes and y'all already are tryna kiss
Phoebe - he got me in the moment
Cole - hm?
Cora - let's go before we die
Cole - ok
Cora - ok *starts walking* ass hole
Cole - what was that
Cora - hm?
Cole - you said something
Cora - no did you
Cole - no
Cora - ok
Cole - oh ok *laughs*
*starts running*
Cole - how do we know this cabin is gonna be empty
Phoebe - I just know ok it's my family's cabin
Cora - what was that
Phoebe - it's just a bunny
Cora + Cole - awwwww
*all of a sudden the bunny blows up*
*they look up*
Allison - oh I've been thinking about this moment a long time cole biscuits *she jumps off the cliff onto the ground*
Cora - what kind of name is Cole biscuits
Allison - what kind of name is Coley
Cora - sounds better then Cole biscuits
Allison - stop tryna change the subject
*cole looks at a deer and Allison shoots the deer*
Cora - Oh shit
Phoebe - *screams*
Cole - oh omg omg you just killed bambi
Allison - boohoo watch a kids movie the parents always die *shoots at a cliff then giggles*
Cole - omg
Allison - to be bee's not here to blow my head all over your face like a movie *shoots again*
Cole - wait a wait a think of the journalist opportunity
Allison - go on
Cole - young hot journalist saves three teens in spooky canyon right right right
Cora - oh yeah totally
Phoebe - you could totally give me like a a a
Cora - young Kelly ripper vibe
Cole - yeah that's who it is
Phoebe - the one with the little bit of Barbra Walters
Allison - like the look
Phoebe - no cuter
Cole - yeah Allison you are ready for prime time
Allison - prime time?
Cole - you are a star
Allison - you think I'm a star?
Cole - a shining bright star
Cora - yeah
Allison - if I let you guys go you'd do that for me
Cora - we can walk away from all this and forget it ever happened
Allison - that's my line assholes *shoots at the cliff and the bullet bounces off the cliff into her boob*
*they run*
Allison - ow my boob fuck me again you little shits we're did you go
*they slide into a crack in the cliff*
*allison slides thru the same crack but her head gets caught*
Allison - ow ow ow ow help me please please *shoots* cole I know your looking at my butt you fucking perv *shoots*
*cora Cole and phoebe start pulling her legs*
*her hole body falls and a rock is on it*
*Max runs and tries to hit them with a ax*
*cora grabs the gun*
Max - you don't have the-
Cora - balls
*tries to shoot him but there's no bullets*
Max - I was gonna say bullets but
*cora starts running at him*
*he swings the ax but Cora slides under it and grabs her back pack*
*max turns around and tries to swing again but Cole hits him right in the nuts*
Max - ow ow ow ow ow
*Cole grabs her hand*
Cole - come on
*they all run*
Max - ow finally found my dick cole
(To be Countinued)