⚠️{Your POV}
Dipper: "No, no, Mabel, watch out!"
Norman: "Huh, huh..."
He then puts both of his hands around Shooting star's neck.
Dipper: "AHHHHH!"
I just laughed as I watched Dipper scream in terror. I then see Norman remove his hands from Shooting star's neck, revealing flower necklace.
Mabel: "Daisies? You scallywag..."
Dipper: "Is my sister really dating a zombie or am I just going nuts...?"
[Y/N]: "Probably the second one, but you're probably not as nuts as me...!" I say with an evil grin.
Then, this dude with a question mark on his shirt shows up out of nowhere.
'No fair, that's my thing'
Question mark: "It's a dilemma, to be sure..."
Dipper them gasps in surprise.
QM: "I couldn't help but overhear you talkin' aloud in this empty room..."
He then looks at me.
QM: "Oh there dude, I'm Soos..."
[Y/N]: "[Y/N], nice to meet you too, dude..."
QM then chuckles at my reply.
Dipper: "Soos, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend. He's gotta be a zombie, right...?"
Soos: "Hmm. How many brains didja see the guy eat...?" He questioned.
Dipper then sighs and looks down.
Dipper: "Zero..." He says in a disappointed tone.
Soos: "Look, dude, I believe you. I'm always noticing weird stuff in this town. Like the mailman? Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf..."
[Y/N]: "Oh yeah me too..." I agreed.
Soos: "But ya gotta have evidence. Otherwise, people are gonna think you're a major league cuckoo clock..."
Dipper: "As always, Soos, you're right..."
Soos: "My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse..."
[Y/N]: "That's cool..."
Soos: "Thanks dude..."
I then here grunkly guy calling out for QM.
Stan: "Soos! The portable toilets are clogged again!"
Soos: "I am needed elsewhere."
He then backs away.
[Y/N]: "He's cool..."
(Pretend you're there}
⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{Mabel and Dipper's room}
Dipper: "Mabel. We've gotta talk about Norman..."
[Y/N]: "Mhmm..." You replied as you nodded from behind Dipper.
Mabel: "Isn't he the best? Check out this giant smooch mark he gave me!"
She shows her cheek, which has a swollen spot on it.
Dipper: "Ah!"
I just giggled, making sure they didn't hear me.
Mabel: "Ha, ha! Gullible. It was just an accident with the leaf blower!"
[Y/N]: "That must've been fun..."
Mabel: "It was..."
Dipper: "Wha—No, Mabel, listen! I'm trying to tell you that Norman is not what he seems!"
He then pulls out the Journal as Mabel gasps.
Mable: "You think he might be a vampire? That would be so awesome!"
Dipper: "Guess again, sister. SHA-BAM!"
He holds the book open on the Gnomes page.
Dipper: "Agh!"
'Norman is just a bunch of gnomes tho, but I'm not gonna tell them and enjoy the fun'
Dipper: "Oh, wait. I'm-I'm sorry..." He apologized as he frantically flipped through the pages.
He the lands on the Undead page.
Mabel: "A zombie? That is not funny, Dipper..."
[Y/N]: "Kinda is..." I chuckled.
She then looks angrily at me for a moment and turns her attention back to Dipper.
Dipper: "I'm not joking! It all adds up: The bleeding, the limp. He never blinks! Have you noticed that...?"
Mabel: "Maybe he's blinking when you're blinking..."
Dipper: "Mabel, remember what the book said about Gravity Falls? Trust no one!"
Mabel: "Well, what about me, huh? Why can't you trust me...?"
She then proceeded to put on star earrings.
Mabel: "Beep bop!"
Dipper: "Mabel, He's gonna eat your brain!" He said while shaking her.
Shooting star then pushes him.
Mabel: "Dipper, listen to me. Norman and I are going on a date at five o'clock, and I'm gonna be ADORABLE, and he's gonna be DREAMY..." She said as she pushes Dipper.
Dipper then collides with me and we're both pushed out the door.
[Y/N]: "Hey!"
Dipper: "Bu-bu-but..."
Mabel: "... And I am not gonna let you ruin it with one of your guy's crazy CONSPIRACIES!" She angrily shouted and slammed the door.
Dipper: "What am we gonna do...?"
He sighed as he sat down. I then sit down next to him.
[Y/N]: "I don't know..."
Dipper then started watching the tape he collected as I watch over his shoulder.
⚠️{Dipper POV}
I noticed [Y/N] leaning a bit on me and watching the tape. I feel my cheeks warm up a little bit. I then quickly ignore it and focus on the tape.
Dipper: "Soos was right. I don't have any real evidence..."
The video then shows Mabel teaching Norman hopscotch, but he only falls over.
I then fast forward to Mabel and Norman staring at mountains.
Dipper: "I guess I can be kind of paranoid sometimes and—" I then cut myself off as I see Norman's hand falls off. He glances around, then reattaches it.
[Y/N]:" Wait...—" I then cut him off.
Dipper: "WHAT?!"
I rewind the tape and watche it again. I scream and tip over the chair backwards.
Dipper: "I was right! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!"
⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️
Dipper races outside as [Y/N] flows from behind
Dipper: "Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan!"
Stan was on a stage in front of a bunch of tourists.
Stan: "And here we have Rock That Looks Like A Face rock: the rock that looks like a face..."
Unnamed hillbilly: "Does it look like a rock...?"
Stan: "No, it looks like a face..."
Fat Tourist: "Is it a face...?"
Stan: "It's a rock that looks like a face!" He irritatedly shouted.
Dipper: "Over here! Grunkle Stan!"
Stan: "For the fifth time! It's-it's not an actual face!"
[Y/N]: "Errrgh!"
Dipper: "Stan! Stan!"
Dipper then sees Wendy drive up in a golf cart.
Dipper: "Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! I need to borrow the golf cart so I can save my sister from a zombie!"
[Y/N]: "Yeah!"
She then gives Dipper the key and walks off.
Wendy: "Try not to hit any pedestrians..."
They both get in and Dipper starts to drive, but Soos stops them.
⚠️{Your POV}
Soos: "Dudes, it's me: Soos. This is for the zombies..."
He then gives Dipper a shovel.
Dipper: "Thanks..."
He the holds up a baseball bat
Soos: "And this is in case you see a piñata..."
I take the bat.
[Y/N]: "Thanks Question Mark..."
Dipper then drives off. I then hear QM shout.
Soos: "Better safe than sorry!"
⚠️ Timeskip⚠️
{Gnomes cave}
Dipper: "What the heck is going on here?!"
A gnome then hisses at us.
Mabel: "Dipper! [Y/N]! Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes! And they're total jerks!"She shouted while struggling to get out of their grasp.
A then gnome pulls her hair.
Mabel: "Hair! Hair! Hair!"she shouted in a painful tone.
Dipper: "Gnomes? Huh, I was way off..."
[Y/N]: "Yep, I knew that..." He said with a shit-eating grin.
Dipper: "Wha— nevermind..." He said as he pulled out the Journal.
I then look over his shoulder.
Dipper: "Gnomes: little men of the Gravity Falls forest. Weaknesses: unknown."
When Dipper lowers the book, we see that the gnomes have managed to tie Mabel to the ground.
Mabel: "Oh, come on!"
We then walk up to Jeff.
Dipper: "Hey, HEY! Let go of my sister!"
Jeff: "Oh! Ha ha, hey, there! Um, you know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. You see, your sister's not in danger. She's just marrying all one thousand of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity! Isn't that right, honey...?"
Mabel: "You guys are butt-faces!"
A gnome then covers her mouth.
Mabel: "Mmmm-MMMMM!"
I then hold up the bat he brought, pointing it at Jeff.
[Y/N]: "Give her back right now, or else!"
Jeff: "Oh [Y/N]! Nice too see you here. How about we make a deal so there's no trouble, I know how much you love making deals..."
[Y/N]: "Ok, I'm listening..." I cautiously said.
Jeff: "Great! How about we both keep her and we put this all behind us!"
I then think for a brief moment.
[Y/N]: "Nah, I'd rather not. It's not the best deal you could ever make..." I said as I shrug.
Jeff: "Wait! But—" I then cut him off by casually tossing him away with the bat.
Jeff: "AH!"
As I do this, Dipper goes ahead and frees Shooting star with his shovel.
Mabel:. "Yah!" she yelled as she kicks gnomes away.
They both hop in the cart as I hop on the roof of it.
Jeff: "They're getting away with our queen! No, no, no!"
Dipper: "Seatbelt..."
Shooting star buckles, then we all drive away.
⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️
Jeff: "You've messed with the wrong creatures, boy! Gnomes of the forest: ASSEMBLE!"
[Y/N]: "Hurry, before they come after us!"
Dipper: "I wouldn't worry about it. See their little legs? Those suckers are tiny!" He mocked.
He stops the cart as they hear a stomping sound; A giant stacked gnome stops at the cart.
Mabel: "Dang."
Jeff: "All right, teamwork, guys. Like we practiced..."
Mabel: "Move, MOVE!"
Dipper drives the cart away just as the gnomes smash their arm down and it breaks. They then run frantically back into position and they chase the kids again.
Jeff: "Come back with our queen!"
[Y/N]: "It's getting closer!"
The giant gnome throws several gnomes at the cart. They start chewing on the cart and cause havoc.
[Y/N] starts kicking some gnomes and hitting them with the bat. While he's doing that, a gnome hangs from the side of cart.
Gnome: "Ha ha!"
Mabel elbow punches a gnome off. Shmebulock jumps up behind Dipper, who grabs him and slams him into the steering wheel out of annoyance.
Schmebulock: "Schmebulock..."
The tiny crazy gnome then falls out of the cart.
Then, out of nowhere, a gnome claws on Dipper's face.
Mabel: "I'll save you, Dipper!" She shouted as she repeatedly punches the gnome off of Dipper's face.
The gnome falls off with Dipper's old hat. Dipper thanks Mabel; dazed from the punches.
Mabel: "Don't mention it..."
The giant gnome picks up tree and throws it at the cart.
[Y/N]: "Ooh MY GOD LOOK OUT!!"
Mabel & Dipper: "AAAAAAAH!!!"
The cart overturns, landing next to the Mystery Shack.
⚠️{Your POV}
As the cart overturned and crashed. It landed on my leg making a snap sound.
I then laugh at myself.
[Y/N]: "Would look at that! I painfully broke my leg...!"
The giant gnome then approaches.
Dipper: "Stay back, man!" He shouted as he throws the shovel at the gnome giant.
The giant gnome then punches the shovel in mid-air. Then both the twins grab each other and screams.
Dipper: "Uh, where's Grunkle Stan?!"
Grunkly guy is inside the Shack, holding up a swirly pattern on a stick to some brain dead tourists.
Stan: "Behold! The world's most distracting object..."
Tourists: "Oooh..."
Stan: "Just try to look away, you can't! I can't even remember what I was talking about..."
Jeff : "It's the end of the line, kids! Mabel, marry us before we do something crazy!"
Dipper: "There's gotta be a way out of this!"
Mabel: "I gotta do it..."
Dipper: "What?! Mabel, don't do this! Are you crazy...?"
Mabel: "Trust me..."
Dipper: "What...?"
Mabel: "Dipper, just this once. Trust me!"
Dipper then glances at the gnomes, then Mabel, then backs away.
Mabel: "All right, Jeff. I'll marry you..."
Jeff : "Hot dog! Help me down there, Jason!"
He then starts climbing down to her.
Jeff: "Thanks, Andy! All right, left foot, there we go, watch those fingers, Mike..."
He approaches Ss and holds out diamond ring.
Jeff: "Eh? Eh..?"
She then holds out her hand as Jeff puts the ring on her hand.
Jeff: "Bada-bing, bada-bam! Now let's get you back into the forest, honey..."
Mabel: "You may now kiss the bride!"
Jeff: "Well, don't mind if I do...."
Ss leans out to kiss Jeff, but then takes out leaf blower.
Jeff: "Ah! Hey, hey, wait a minute! Whoa, whoa! Wh-what's goin' on...?"
He's then sucked half-way into leaf-blower.
Mabel: "That's for lying to me!"
She then increases the sucking power.
Mabel: "THAT'S for breaking my heart!"
Jeff is then alowly sucked in further.
Jeff: "Ow! My face!"
Mabel: "And THIS is for messing with my brother! And friend!"
She then aims for the giant gnome.
Mabel: "Wanna do the honors...?"
Dipper: "On three!"
They both count down to three and blast Jeff towards the gnome monkey. The giant creature explodes into separate gnomes.
Jeff: "I'll get you back for this.....!" He shouted while flying off into the distance.
Gnome: "Who's giving orders? I need orders!"
Gnome 2: "My arms are tired..."
Dipper: "Anyone else want some...?" He said while Ss moves the leaf blower back and forth, blowing gnomes away.
The gnomes run off on all fours. One gets caught in a six-pack holder.
Gompers: "Blah-ah-ah..."
The Gompers then picks the six-pack holder up and runs off.
Gnome: "Aaaaahhh!"
Mabel: "Hey, Dipper? I, um...I'm sorry for ignoring your advice. You and [Y/N] really were just looking out for me..."
Dipper: "Oh, don't be like that. You saved our butts back there..."
Mabel: "I guess I'm just sad that my first boyfriend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes..."
Dipper: "Look on the bright side. Maybe the next one will be a vampire!"
Mabel: "Oh, you're just saying that!"
Dipper: "Awkward sibling hug...?"
Mabel: "Awkward sibling hug..."
Dipper & Ss Hug and pat each other.
Mabel & Dipper: "Pat, pat..."
[Y/N]: "Awwwww...." I cooed.
They both turn around and scream, while maniacally laugh.
Dipper: "Where were you...?!"
[Y/N]: "My leg got stuck under that cart! But I got out when you blew Jeff out that leaf blower!" I said as I laughed.
Ss then hugs me out of nowhere.
Mabel: "Thanks for saving me as well..."
[Y/N]: "It's no problem..." I said as I sheepishly rub the back of my head.
Stan: "Yeesh. You three get hit by a bus or somethin'? Ahah!"
We then look at him unimpressed and start walking away.
Stan: "Uh, hey! W-Wouldn't you know it? Um, I accidentally overstocked some inventory, so, uh... how's about each of you take one item from the gift shop? On the house, y'know...?"
Mabel: "Really...?"
Dipper: "What's the catch...?" He suspiciously questioned.
Stan: "The catch is do it before I change my mind, now take something..."
⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️
The Mystery twins and [Y/N] of course, start looking around at the various items.
Dipper picks up a blue pine tree hat from one of the shelves and looks in a mirror.
Dipper: "Hm. That oughta do the trick!"
Mabel: "And I will have a... "
She then grabs an item from box, hides it, and twirls around.
Mabel: "GRAPPLING HOOK! Yes!"
Stan: "Wouldn't she rather have, like, a doll, or something...?" He confusingly asked.
Mabel then fires the grappling hook up at the ceiling. It catches and pulls her up.
Mabel: "GRAPPLING HOOK!"
Stan: "Fair enough!"
Dipper then turns to [Y/N] and sees him wearing a black beanie with a yellow eye I the centre of it.
⚠️{Dipper POV}
'Wow, he doesn't look to bad in it. It really suits him. Wait—what?!'
I then walk over to [Y/N].
Dipper: "Nice beanie..."
[Y/N]: "Thanks! And I like your hat pine tree...!"
Dipper: "Pine tree...?"
[Y/N]: "Just a new nickname, anyway I gotta head back to the woods..."
I give him a confused look as Mable and Grunkle Stan walk up towards us.
Mabel: "What?! Why...?"
[Y/N]: "That's because I leave there, I don't actually have a home..."
I then give him a sad look.
⚠️{Mabel's POV}
[Y/N] lives in the woods! Out there! With who knows what! There's no way he's going out there all alone.
Mabel: "Grunkle Stan! Can he stay! Please please please please...!" I begged him.
Grunkle Stan: "Ok ok! As long as he helps around the Shack..."
[Y/N]: "Well that's no problem..."
Mystery twins: "Yes/yay!"
⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{Twin's + [Y/N]'s room
⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️
The twins were both in their beds while [Y/N] was on the floor lying on a mattress inbetween the twins bed.
Mabel: "Hey [Y/N]! I made you a special sweater as a welcoming to the Mystery Shack..." She said as she held a yellow sweater with a little bow tie in the front centre and brick patterning at the bottom of it.
(Designed by me)
[Y/N]: "Thank you Shooting star...!"
Mabel: "No problem..."
⚠️{Dipper's POV}
As those two goof balls were messing around, I was busy writing in the Journal.
This journal told me there was no one in Gravity Falls I could trust.
I then look at Mabel and [Y/N].
But when you battle a hundred gnomes side-by-side with people, you realize that they've probably always got your back.
I then see Mabel shoot her grappling hook, then reels it back with a stuffed animal attached to it.
Dipper: "Hey, Mabel, could you get that light...?"
Mabel: "I'm on it!"
She then knocks the light out the window with her grappling hook.
[Y/N]: "Hey it works!"
We then full heartedly laugh.
Mabel: "Grappling hook...!"
Our uncle told us there was nothing strange about this town. But who knows what other secrets are waiting to be unlocked.
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