~Out On The Road~
The Caterbus Drove Through On The Road Of The Forest, Taking The Trolls On Their New Roadtrip.
Poppy Cheered In Her Seat.
"WHOOOO! Day 1! Out On The Open Road! On A Mission Of Helping Out Little Mixy"
Mixy, Still Taped To The Seat, Had A Upset Look On His Face.
"And Of Course, My Wholesome Troll Pals!"
Poppy Waved Behind Her Seat.
"HAIIII!!!"
The Trolls Waved Back.
"Most Excited!"
Trollzart Grinned.
"Whateverrrrr"
Barb Said Back.
Poppy Turned Back Around.
"Anything You'd Like To Say About This Grand Extravagant Roadtrip Mixy?!"
Mixy Glanced Up At Poppy With A Annoyed Glare.
"-.-"
Poppy Blinked.
"....Wellll How About A Exciting Wave?!"
"How Can I....WHEN I'M TAPED TO THE SEAT!"
Mixy Gestured.
"It's So You Don't Run Or Fly Away. You Have To Stick With Us"
Poppy Patted Mixy's Head.
"Ughhhh!"
Mixy Wiggled In His Seat.
"Besides, I Wanna Show You The Map We're Using!"
Poppy Took Out The Map Of Fun.
Poppy Showed Mixy The Map.
"See All Of These Places? A Hairifari Exhibittt, Rainbow Lakeee, Waterparkkk, And Ooo! The Grand Finale Stop...A CARNIVAL! Doesn't That Sound AWESOME!?!?!?"
Mixy Didn't Care, And Looked Away From The Map.
"Hmph"
Poppy Sighed With A Smile.
"Yeahhhh It Does"
Mixy Groaned As He Kept Wiggling Taped Onto His Seat.
Mixy Down At His Tape Then Looked Over At Poppy.
Mixy Grinned Mischievously And Got A Idea Of How To Get Out.
"I Have To Go Pee 🥺"
Mixy Gave The Puppy Eyes.
Poppy Gasped In Awe.
"AWWWWWWWWWW!!!"
"HERE, LEMME FREE YOUUUU"
Poppy Was About To Take Off The Tape.
Branch Grabbed Her Arm.
"Don't"
Poppy Realized.
"Oh! Right"
"Nice Try Mixy"
Branch Smirked.
Mixy Kicked In His Seat.
"Ughhh! Cmon! I Won't Leaveeee. Besides, How Can I When Poppy Keeping Trapping Me With Her Bugs!"
"Hugs-"
Poppy Corrected.
"Hugs! Pleaseeeee"
Mixy Begged.
"Uhhhhhhh Well.."
Poppy Debated.
Branch Glanced At Poppy.
"Poppyyyyyy, Don't Do It. Don't Do It Don't It Don't Do It Don't Do It Don't Do It Don't Do It Don't Do It"
"I HAVE TO DO IT!!!"
Poppy Ripped The Tape Off Mixy.
"YAAAAY!"
Mixy Cheered, Being Able To Stretch.
"Of Course Ya Did .__."
Branch Said.
"Just DON'T Fly Away. I Mean It"
Poppy Told Mixy.
Mixy Crossed His Hooves In His Seat.
"Ugh, Fine. There's Nothing Either To Do In This Pus!"
"Bus-"
Poppy Corrected.
"This Bus! You Just Sit In Seats And Do Nothing"
Mixy Said.
"Not Necessarily- There's A Lot To Do On A Roadtrip! Enjoy The Scenery, Bond With Loved Ones, OOOO! GAMESSS! Matter Of Fact, Let's Play One!"
Poppy Said.
"Like?"
Mixy Asked.
"Hmmmm...How About Hug Buggie!"
Poppy Suggested.
"What's Hug Buggie?"
Mixy Asked.
"It's A Game Where Whenever You See A Tree Passing By, You Hug The Troll Next To You! Verrryyy Popular In The Pop Tribe...Or Should I Saaaay...Very POP-ular"
Poppy Winked.
Mixy Raised His Eyebrow.
"Soundsss Hard"
"It's Easy! Here Lets Try"
Poppy Looked Out The Window For A Tree Passing By.
A Tree Passed By Out The Window And Waved.
"Hello There! :D"
"HUG BUGGIE!"
Poppy Hugged Mixy Close.
Poppy Let Go.
"Fun Right?!"
"Eh, Not Really"
Mixy Scooted Back A Bit.
"Oh-"
Poppy's Ears Went Down.
"Annnd I Don't Blame The Kid. That Version Of The Game Is Too bLeH"
Barb Said.
"Oh Yeah? Then What's Your Version Of The Game?"
Poppy Questioned.
"In My Tribe, We Play Punch Buggie. Whenever You See A Tree Passing By, You Punch The Troll Next To You"
Barb Explained.
Out The Window, 12 Tree's Were Passing By The Bus.
Branch's Eyes Widen.
"O_____O"
Barb Grinned Evily.
"Oh Ho Ho Hoooo, Good Timing~"
Barb Punched Branch On The Shoulder 12 Times.
"OW OW OW OW OWIE OW STOP!"
Branch Whined.
Barb Laughed
"HA HA HA HA HAAAAA, Man Up!...Or At Least Boy Up"
"Ahem, I AM A Man"
Branch Said Proudly.
"Mmmm, But How Can I Tell"
Barb Said.
"I Don't Wanna Show You Cause That Would Be Classified As Inappropriate"
Branch Replied.
"But I Can See It~"
Poppy Winked From Across The Aisle.
"Oh Yes You Can~"
Branch Winked Back.
"Are They Always This Horny?"
Riff Whispered.
"Mhm. You Should've Seen Them When Chaz Tranquilized Them....That's 1 Minute I Will Never Get Back 😳"
Biggie Said Traumatized.
"Mew"
Mr. Dinkles Wanted To Be Tranquilized With A Hot Body Again.
Prince D Looked Out His Window, Thinking About How His Brother Is Feeling.
Zeny Noticed This And Rubbed Prince D's Hand.
"Hey, You Okay?"
Prince D Sighed.
"I'm Just So Worried About Cooper"
"Yeah Me Too...He Sounded So Upset Over Us Leaving"
Zeny Said.
"Not Only That, But Him Being A Third Wheel. I Can't Imagine My Poor Bro"
Prince D Said.
"I Know Right, Third Wheeling Is No Fun For Anyone"
Zeny Said.
Guy Diamond Popped Up.
"Trust Me, I Know The Worst Possibilities Of Third Wheeling"
Tiny Diamond Poked Out.
"Yeah! Like Last Week With Auntie Smidge And Milton!"
"Oh That One Was Rough"
Guy Said.
"Really?"
Prince D Said.
"What Happend?"
Zeny Asked.
"Smidge And Milton Were Staring At Each Other For About 20 Minutes, Me And Tiny Were Right Behind Them Third Wheeling And Watching....Until They Started Kissing And..."
Guy Paused.
Prince D And Zeny Blink, And Look At Each Other.
"Annnnd What?"
Prince D Said.
"Let's Just Say, It Doesn't Get More Rated R Or Explicit Than What Me And Daddy Witnessed Afterwards, WENT FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY ON USSS 📢"
Tiny Blew His Airhorn.
Prince D And Zeny's Eyes Widen.
"O_____O"
Delta Drove In The Drivers Seat Of The Caterbus, Humming To Herself.
As Hickory Was Watching Behind Her, Nervous To Speak Up To Her.
Hickory Cleared His Throat And Walked Up.
"So Uh, Deltaaaa"
"Hm?"
Delta Said.
"I See You Got Ummm...Some Excellent Driving Skills! Better Than Shoving Some Plums Up A Donkey's YEE-HAW I Tell Ya! Heh Heh"
Hickory Chuckled.
Delta Giggled.
"Awe, Why Thank Ya Dear. You Know I Get My Driving Skills From My Uncle Blake. He Once Drove A Pick Up Truck Around Lonesome Flats At 78 Miles Per Hour! Didn't Think That Was Possible But He Sure Darn Did It"
"Oh Wowwww, That Is Darn Fast. I Bet I Can Hump At 88 MILES PER HOUR! HAHAHAHAHA"
Hickory Laughed Out Loud.
Delta Had A Blank Face And Went Back To Driving.
"......Allllright Then"
"Yeahhh..."
Hickory Backed Up And Rubbed The Back Of His Head.
Hickory Sighed Sitting Back Down And Fiddling With His Fingers.
Trollex Leaned Over The Seat.
"Heyyyyy Hickory!"
Hickory Flinched.
"OH! Uhhh, Hey There Trollex"
"Ya Know, If I Didn't Know Any Better, I'd Say You Were Tryna Flirt With Delta Over There"
Trollex Gestures.
Riff Leaned Over On The Other Side.
"Yeahhhh Me Too! Sensed It With My Drummer Skills That You Were Trying To YEE-HAW Into Her!"
"WHOA WHOAAAA, THAT'S A BIT.....Yeah I Was"
Hickory Looked Down.
"Annnd I Could Also See How Bad You Was Failing At It"
Trollex Added.
"YEAH ME TOO, Just Plain On Horrible Dude"
Riff Added.
"I WAS NOT......Yeah I Was 😔"
Hickory Nodded.
Trollex Hopped In The Seat Next To Hickory.
"Annnnnnd I Can Also See How Horribly Nervous You Wer-"
"OKAY OKAY, I Was Bad! I've Been Smitten With Her Ever Since The Trolls Got Together"
Hickory Said.
"Wow, A Whole Year And Never Confessed Yet? You Really Are One Sad Mothertrucker Dude"
Riff Patted Hickory's Shoulder.
"How Does This Appeal To You Two?"
Hickory Questioned.
Trollex Smirked.
"Cause We're Gonna Be-"
"-YOUR NEW WINGMENNNN! GNARLY YELLLLLL!!!"
Riff Yelled Out Loud.
Everyone Turned Around And Looked At The 3.
Riff Scratched His Head And Whispered.
"....I Mean Your New Wingmen"
"Really?"
Hickory Raised His Eyebrow.
Trollex Nods.
"Mhm. You're Our Friend, And We're Gonna Help You Get Closer With Ms. Delta Dawn"
Hickory Looked Up Ahead And At Delta In The Rear-View Mirror.
Delta Waved At Hickory Through The Rear-View Mirror.
Hickory Smiled A Bit And Waved Back.
Hickory Turned Back At Trollex And Riff, Who Were Both Smirking At Her.
Hickory Rolled His Eyes Playfully.
"Alright Fineee"
Trollex And Riff Fist Bump.
"🤜 Boom 🤛"
Poppy Was Showing Mixy The Map Of Fun Again.
"So You See Mixy, A Hairifari Is Full Of Exotic Animals To Pet, Hug, And Explore It's Wild Nature! Doesn't That Sound Like SOOO Much Fun?!"
"Nooooo...Sounds More Dangerous And Scary"
Mixy Replied.
"See That! Mixy's Got A Right Mindset"
Branch Said.
Poppy Turned Her Head To Branch.
"Branch! This Is Not Going Well!"
"Poppy- We Literally Just Started The Trip"
Branch Said.
"I Knowww, But I Thought At Least Mixy Would Be Excited About The Concept Of The Roadtrip In General!"
Poppy Said.
"Thennnn I Don't Know. Think Of Something To Spice Things Up"
Branch Shrugged.
Poppy Looked Back At Mixy, Who Was Sighing With His Head On The Window.
Poppy Frowned A Bit, Sitting Back In Her Seat, Thinking Of What To Do.
Barb Chewed Her Gum And Blew A Bubble To Pop It.
Poppy Heard That Noise But Heard It In A Beat Way.
The Keys In The Drivers Seat, Rattled And Shook In It's Slot.
Poppy Heard That In A Musical Beat Way As Well And Started Grinning With A Idea Of The Two Sounds Combined.
Poppy Began Whistling In A Musical Tone And Nudged Mixy.
Mixy Gave A Not Amused Look And Turned Away.
Poppy Broke Into A Song.
🎵 Do ya need a break
from modern livinnnnn'?🎵
Mixy Gave Poppy A Glare.
"-.-"
🎵 Do ya long to shed
your weary looooaaaad?🎵
Mixy Rolled His Eyes And Turned Back To The Window.
Poppy Brought Mixy Close To Her.
🎵 If your nerves are raw
And your brain is fried-🎵
🎵 Just grab a friend
and take a ride!🎵
🎵 Together upon
the open rooooaaaaad!🎵
Poppy Ruffled Mixy's Hair.
"C'mon Mixy! Sing Along!"
Mixy Groaned And Joined In The Song.
🎵 All in all, I'd rather have
a death sentenceeee!🎵
Poppy Gasped In Horror.
🎵 All in all,
I'd rather eat a toad -.-🎵
Mixy Sung.
Poppy Gave A Disgusted Look.
"Ewwww"
Delta Made The Bus Swerve At A Sharp Turn At Sudden.
🎵 And the weird trolls drives
like such a klutz-🎵
🎵 That I'm about
to hurl my guts..🎵
Mixy Gagged A Bit Out The Window.
🎵 Directly upon the roaaaad..🎵
Poppy Joined Back In.
🎵 There's nothin'
can upset meeee
Cause now we're
on our waaay!🎵
🎵 Our trusty map will guide us straight and trueeee!🎵
Poppy Held Out The Map Of Fun.
Mixy Looked Up At The Clouds And Imagined It His Egg Shell.
🎵 Precious egg,
please don't forget meee
I will return someday..🎵
🎵 Though I may be in
traction when I dooooo!🎵
The Caterbus Went Up A High Hill Into The Sky And Slammed Down Back Onto The Road Roughly.
🎵 Me and Mixy relaxin'
on the roadtrippp🎵
Poppy Sang.
🎵 This is worse than
dragon breath and acneeee🎵
Mixy Sung.
🎵 In a buddy-buddy
kind of modeeee🎵
Poppy Sang.
🎵 I'm so maaaad
I think I may explode!🎵
Mixy Sung.
🎵 When I see that highway,
I could cry :,)🎵
Poppy Sang.
🎵 Ya know, that's funny
So could I -.-🎵
Mixy Sung.
🎵 Just bein' out
on the open rooooaaad!🎵
Both Sung Together.
"Oh Cmon On Mixy! There's Lots To Enjoy On This Trip! Being With Friendssss"
Poppy Gestured.
"Safety Precautions!"
Branch Held Up A First Aid Kit.
Barb And Trollex Pushed Branch Away.
"THE MUSICCCCC!"
"THE GLITTERRRRRR"
Guy Vocalized And Farted Some Glitter.
"THE SWAG!"
Tiny Jumped Up.
"The Scenery!"
Delta Said.
"The Hugs!"
Biggie Hugged Mr. Dinkles.
"Mew"
Mr. Dinkles Suggested Bazooka Guns.
"The Love~"
Prince D And Zeny Say.
"THE BUTTERED BISCUITS!"
Hickory Held Up A Plate Of Biscuits.
"THE URGE OF SUCKING DOLPHIN FLIPPERSSSSSS!!!!!!!"
Riff Shouted Out Loud.
Everyone Gave Riff A Blank And Confused Stare.
"....No?....Just Me?....K"
Riff Sat Back Down.
"Welllll?"
Poppy Smiled Towards Mixy.
"Meh"
Mixy Shrugged.
The Trolls Gasp Dramatically.
"😱😱😱😱😱!!!!!!"
"THE DESPAIRRRRRRRR!"
Guy Fainted Dramatically.
"Well You Won't Be Saying Meh After This Roadtrip, Guarantee!"
Poppy Insured.
"Pfff-"
Mixy Scoffed.
Poppy Continued The Song.
🎵 Just me and little Mixyyyy!🎵
🎵 My mixed cute pioneer!🎵
Mixy Hugged His Hoof Knees.
🎵 Could someone call a uber
and get me outta hereeee..🎵
🎵 To Area 5
S-O-S Pleaseeeee! 🥺 🎵
Mixy Begged With Cutesy Eyes.
Poppy Grabbed Mixy And Hopped Out Of The Window On Top Of The Bus.
Some Glow Bugs Swarmed Around Them And Joined Along The Song With The Trolls.
🌈 Every daaaaay
another new adventureeee!🌈
🌈 Every mile another
new zip codeeee!🌈
🌈 And the cares we had are
gone for good!🌈
🎵 And I'd go with them
if I could-🎵
Mixy Pouted.
🌈 I've got no
strings on meeee!🌈
🌈 I'm feelin'
fancy-freeeee!🌈
🌈 How wonderful
to beeeeee!🌈
🌈 ON THE OPEN
ROOOOOOOOAAAAAADDDD!!!🌈
The Caterbus Continued Driving To The Trolls's First Destination Up On The Open Road.
~~~
~Meanwhile~
Down In Trollstopia, Cooper Stormed Into His Pod, To Gather Up His Things To Leave Out Of Trollstopia And Follow The Trolls On The Roadtrip.
Cooper Went To His Green Hats, Picked The "Saving My Third Wheel Self" Hat, And Put It On.
Cooper Went In His Closet And Took Out His Dark Cloak Again.
Legsly, Satin & Chenille, And Smidge Walked In.
"Um Cooper, Are You Sure You're Not Overreacting?"
Legsly Asked.
"Of Course Not! If I Don't Do Something Now, I Will Remain A Third Wheel For My Brother And Zeny.....Forever...And Ever...And Ever...And Ever....And Ever....And Ever...And Ever....And Ever...And Ever...And Ever....And-"
"OH MY GAH WE GET IT!"
Smidge Blurted.
"Well Yeah! I Am Following Their Trail And Gonna Make Sure They Don't Leave Trollstopia"
Cooper Said.
"Okaaaay But Shouldn't You Respect Their Choices If They Wanna Leave?"
Satin Said.
"Like A REAL Brother Would"
Chenille Added.
"WELL A REAL BROTHER WOULDN'T ABANDON THEIR TWIN BROTHER LIKE GRU AND DRU DID!"
Cooper Yelled
Legsly Shrugged.
"....Technically, Their Parents Divorced So Technically They Didn't Actually-"
Cooper Interrupted.
"POINT IS- I'm Standing Up For All Victims Of Third Wheeling! And The Foreign Hippies"
"Well He's Lost It. Lets Skedaddle"
Smidge Suggested And Walked Out.
"Right Behind You"
Legsly Followed.
"You're Crazy!"
Satin And Chenille Said And Followed Too.
Cooper Looked Into His Mirror, And Had Thought Bubbles Of Prince D And Zeny Together Leaving And One Of Third Wheeling.
Cooper Got A Determined Face To Let All Those Thoughts Get Past Him.
Cooper Grabbed His Harmonica Off Of His Music Table And Was About To Head Out.
Until He Stopped For A Moment And Looked Back At The Table.
It Was The Record Prince D Left For Cooper Titled: "My Brother".
Cooper Picked Up The Record And Stared At It, Feeling Hesitant To Bring It Along.
Then, Prince D's Voice Flowed Through Cooper's Brain.
~ "For When You Feel
You Miss Me" ~
Cooper Remembered Back Those Words And Sighed.
With A Good Thought, Cooper Decided To Bring The Record Along Into His Cloak.
Cooper Went Out Of His Pod And Ran Out To The Entrance Of The Deep Forest, Where The Caterbus Road Trail Was Leading.
Cooper Looked Back At Trollstopia.
"I'll Be Back. And When I Do....I Will Have Saved My Family And Third Wheel Reputation"
Cooper Inhaled And Turned Back To The Trail.
"AH!"
Cooper Flinched On Remembering How Far And Scary It Was Out There.
Cooper Sighed And Started Walking Out Slowly.
"Oh Man, Here I Go Again..."