incorrect quotes • days union

By sectornocturne

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1•great doesn't know what a breakfast burrito is
2•is soup a drink?
3•crunchy conditioner
4•too young for discord
5•microwaved cereal
6•what the fuck
7•onions
8•scary and his tin foil
9•is lava wet?
10•a bitch living lavish
11•all odd numbers have an e in them
12•great doesn't know what a quesadilla is
13•macabre tries teaching kids
14•scarys wife
16•emotionless sells his bath water
17•wifi password
18•placid's wish
19•communist detected
20•placid annoys practical
21•rejected 27 times
22•these are called chips?
23•unpredictable goes flying
24•great steals horrid's kidney
25•is that seat taken?
26•evil
27•psychic
28•let them be lesbians
29•brutus's parents
30•funeral
31•dead parents
32•babysitting
33•stand up comedy
34•push up pop
35•historians when
36•babies
37•truth or dare
38• keyboard
what if
fuck
what
39•vine
40•fly high kasimir 🕊
41•candy crush
42•poor
43•mcdonalds
44•screw you guys (affectionate)
45•omg she did it guys !!
46•i dont fucking know anymore just get your food
47•daycare
48•banger post guys!!
49•du doctors have a meeting (not really)
50•bedtime
51•water
52•sunflowers
53•joyous and ethereal content foams at mouth
54•the red head is going to hell the fastest
55•dates
56•don't even know what to title this lmao
57•average kasimir and zemin argument
58•money
59•depressed
60•how far is a lightyear?
61•satire
62•birthday
63•men supporting men 🤩
64•sunrise president moment
why im leaving wattpad/du
65•bro went in for the kill
66•i've fucking had it with you
67•todays the day.
68•weez
69•coping

15•rain

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Scary:Oh fuck

Scary:It's raining

Horrid:yuck

Great:I love rain

Emotionless:I hate it since I always feel like it's going to leak somewhere and my PC will die

Horrid:Scary likes it when rain is white and sticky

Scary:stop

Great:Does rain do that?

Scary:what the fuck-

Horrid:"Does the rain do that?"

Horrid:

Horrid:yes

Scary:Oh god please don't

Emotionless:Depends on the context

Scary:IM SOBBING

Great:Why?Isn't that just snow?

Scary:NOOOOOO

Emotionless:oh fuck

Horrid:It can even turn different flavors too

Emotionless:no no no no no no no

Great:It can?

Horrid:Usually salty because it comes from the sea

Scary:HORRID STOP HE BELIEVES YOU

Horrid:As he should since it's true

Great:That's cool

Emotionless:Stop talking about cum

Great:

Great:WHAT

Great:IM GOING TO CRY

Scary:Why did you think he was talking about rain?

Great:I genuinely don't know

Horrid:How are you that stupid?

Great:

Great:yes

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