I Beg You All, Please Shut Up

By Hachouke

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College Freshman Chu Tian suddenly obtained a special ability - his body would automatically transform accord... More

1 - Hacker Ability Upgrade
2 - Hotel Registry Software
3 - The Explosively Popular Software
4 - Business Opportunities Everywhere
5 - It's Actually My Own Issue
6 - The Prettiest Girl In School, Bai Xiaochun
7 - The Skill Gap Between Hackers
8 - The 30 Million Big Job
9 - Mutually Consensual Transaction
10 - 30 Million, Acquired
11 - Super Awesome Hot Male Body
12 - A Piece Of Information Concerning The Future
13 - A 34 Million Restaurant
14 - Little Wealthy Woman, Li Sisi
15 - Truly Outrageous
16 - Winning Over Li Sisi
17 - Entering The Female Dorm At Night
18 - Basketball God
19 - The 50 Million Wanted Man
20 - Tracking Down Granddaddy 50M
21 - SWAT Team Dispatched
22 - The Ministry of State Security Taking Over
23 - Tracking Chu Tian
24 - Li Sisi's Coming
25 - Money Disappeared
26 - Expert Among The Common Folks
27 - Eat You Alive
28 - The Losers And The Rich
29 - Masculinity Off The Chart
30 - Luring A Snake Out Its Hole
31 - So Freaking Fierce
32 - Everyone Dunks
33 - A Toad Wanting To Enjoy Swan Meat
34 - Rejoicing Too Soon
35 - Living Together Or Not
36 - Fight The Landlord: Truth Edition
37 - The Unlucky Yang Rong
38 - Waited All Night For This
39 - Truly A Troublemaker
40 - The Profiler
42 - Danger Assessment
43 - Already Yours
44 - Truly A Drama Queen
45 - The Unexpected
46 - False Alarm
47 - Chance Encounter With Li Sisi
48 - Something Wrong With Her Head
49 - Pinch You Till You Cry
50 - Knew How To Have Fun
51 - The Disgusting Odor Of Love
52 - Chu Tian's Past
53 - Ability Triggered Again
54 - Pure Pure Club
55 - Arrival of the Security Breach Money
56 - Soul Milk Tea
57 - Li Sisi's Younger Sister
58 - Buying Another Restaurant
59 - Terrifying EQ
60 - Deadpool's Ability
61 - Insane Recovery Power
62 - New Freeloading Technique
63 - Go Live Together
64 - Living Together
65 - Another 65 Million
66 - There Cannot be Two Tigers on One Mountain
67 - A Torn Bai Xiaobai
68 - Preparation for a Milk Tea Shop
69 - Big Talker
70 - The Final Price
71 - Li Niannian's Surprise
72 - Another Encounter with Sun Nana
73 - Double Agent
74 - Obtaining the Production Equipment
75 - Manufacturing the Production Equipment
76 - Isn't A Blood-related One More Worth It?
77 - Sales Boomed
78 - A Present That Cost At Least 10 Million
79 - Sudden Increase In Production
80 - Let Me Be Your Sugar Mummy
81 - Yang Rong Left
82 - Farewell to the Hacker
83 - The True Love According to Legends
84 - The Star of Purity
85 - Buying at 19 million
86 - Going to Li Sisi's House
87 - The Advocate Behind-The-Scenes: Yang Rong
88 - Especially For You
89 - Discovered
90 - Indeed, She Doesn't Know
91 - She Really Is Moving Away
92 - The Bar Is Open For Business
93 - Countered By Bai Xiaochun
94 - Sun Nana Called The Police
95 - The Police Officers Are Here
96 - Interrogation in the Office
97 - Bai Xiaochun's Resistance
98 - This is what I bought
99 - Invisible Pretend
100 - Never said He Was Poor
101: Grandmaster Level Scheming
102: Is It Still Romantic?
103: This is the Boss
104: Birth of a Child
105: Being Targeted by the Policewoman
106: Li Sisis Routine
107: Four People Sharing a Room
108: The Arrival of Sun Nana
109: Getting into Trouble
110: Li Niannian Got It
111: Bai Xiaochun also knows
112: Bai Xiaochuns Retaliation
113: Sun Nana Giving Gifts
114: A Lot of Money
115: Someone Wants to Join
116: Reversing the Plot
117: The Difference between Wealthy Classes
118: One Step to Heaven
119: Li Sisis Human Identification Technique
120: Pretty Young Lady
121: Here Comes a Big Man
122: Young Miss of the Xiang Piao Group
123: Sending out the beggar
124: Acting like an Old Mother
125: Combat Capability Improvement
126: Get them to death
127: Someone has been Looking for Me
128: Reversing Li Nian Nian
129: Forcing me out of the Mountain
130: Boss Giving Benefits
131: Force them to Jump on the Wall
132: The Life of the Rich Unimaginable
133: The news is spreading
134: Not Giving a Way to Live
135: Mysterious Mail
136: Finally, its time to do it
137: Looking for Some Excitement Tonight
138: Kidnapping Chu Tian
139: The buyer is about to show up
140: He Is Really Wandering
141: Chu Tian Awakened
142: Chu Tians Combat Power
143: Sister Xia, I killed someone.
144: Kidnapping Turned into Murder
145: Cant Hide Anymore
146: Don't Regret
147: He must be a Monster
148: Luo Piao Free from Crime
149: Attorney Zhu Appears
150: Don't Run Away

41 - Profile My Ass

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By Hachouke

Mn?

Inside the rental apartment. Chu Tian was reading the message sent over by Wang Xiaofeng in a slightly confused manner.

Wang Xiaofeng was fond of going out for pleasures?

This... doesn't seem right!

When Chu Tian made his hotel registry program, he ended up tracking down Wang Xiaofeng because Wang Xiaofeng was trying to track him. During the process, he made thorough research into Wang Xiaofeng.

If Chu Tian's memory served him correct, Wang Xiaofeng could be said to be a stereotypical otaku. He practically has no interaction with others in real life. Furthermore, he has a girlfriend. Six years his junior and was quite pretty too. She was currently on an overseas trip with her bestie.

Judging from Chu Tian's prior investigation into Wang Xiaofeng, Wang Xiaofeng was more fond of food than anything. He could even be considered to be a chowhound.

He was not a person that would fool around for sexual pleasures.

After all, those that sit before computers day on end would generally not possess that much stamina. Wang Xiaofeng was also in his thirties and with a girlfriend.

With his circumstances, it would already be pretty good if he could satisfy his girlfriend. His circumstances don't seem like someone that possesses the energy to mess around outside of his relationship.

With that in mind, a nefarious smile appeared on Chu Tian's face. He began to type away at his keyboard.

Five minutes later.

Suddenly, as if he discovered something, Chu Tian revealed a frown.

Hiss... What's with this situation?

Why were there three encrypted mobile phones connected to Wang Xiaofeng's home network?

Chu Tian was originally planning to investigate Wang Xiaofeng's philandering tracks. He wanted to see what sort of place and what sort of women Wang Xiaofeng would frequent.

Since he was bored, Chu Tian figured that he might as well gain some knowledge of a hacker's life.

But, when Chu Tian hacked into Wang Xiaofeng's home network, he suddenly discovered that there were three other encrypted mobile phones connected to the network.

He doesn't seem to remember those three encrypted phones being there before.

Seeing the phones, Chu Tian soon thought of something. Then, he continued to type away at his keyboard.

Twenty minutes later!

Chu Tian looked to his monitor speechlessly. Suddenly, he couldn't help himself from laughing.

Fucking A!

They're actually from the Ministry of State Security!

Wang Luozhen. Female. 31 years old. Ministry of State Security, Special Agent.

Li Qinghao. Male. 26 years old. Ministry of State Security, Logistics and Technical Support Department.

Zhang Yongqing. Male. 42 years old. Top governmental profiler.

It was obvious what a special agent and a technical support would be doing. One was in charge of breaking through enemy lines from the front whereas the other was in charge of providing assistance through technical support from the back. This sort of combination was commonly seen in movies.

In contrast, a profiler was much more interesting.

Profilers were specialized professionals. They were mainly in charge of profiling the perpetrators of crime scenes. Through the circumstances of the scenes, the distinctive characteristics and other clues, they would be able to determine the criminals' gender, age, appearance, occupation, hobby and various others.

This was especially true when it comes to serial killers. The exceptionally skilled profilers would be able to accurately determine who the serial killers would be targeting next. Through that, they would be able to successfully prevent another killing and capture the serial killers.

That being said, very few people knew about who profilers are and what they do.

By pure coincidence, Chu Tian was one of those people that knew about profilers.

It was because he had ghost-wrote a story about a private detective before.

The arc that he ghost-wrote about concerned the main character and a powerful profiler working together on a major case. The main character ended up competing with that profiler in the accuracy of their respective analysis of the criminal.

It was only at that time that Chu Tian learned about the profession of profilers.

Chu Tian's fingers slowly rubbed past his chin. Then, a smile appeared on his face, "Seems like they're trying to analyze me and determine my identity through that."

When even a top governmental profiler appeared, Chu Tian was able to imagine that he must've caught the government's attention. They were viewing him as a person of importance.

It was understandable. His current hacking abilities were simply too ungodly powerful. If he wanted to cause destruction, the aftermath would be unthinkable. Attempting to track him down was a reasonable decision.

Suddenly, another message arrived from Wang Xiaofeng: "Shadow bro, you doing okay? Why aren't you responding?"

"Tsk!"

Chu Tian curled his lip and smiled, "Quite good of a disguise. You're trying to pretend to be Wang Xiaofeng? Sure, I'll take that. You're trying to profile me, eh? Let's see what sort of profile you'll give me."

After speaking out loud, Chu Tian replied with a message: "I went to the toilet. Just got back."

Wang Xiaofeng: "Haha, are you lying? You took that long in the toilet? Is there a woman beside you?"

Chu Tian smiled: "A woman my ass. I'm in my fifties. Even if you are to send me a goddess, I wouldn't be interested."

Wang Xiaofeng: "Ah?? Shadow bro, you're in your fifties?"

Chu Tian: "That's right. I'll be sixty in a couple years."

Wang Xiaofeng: "Damn! Then I should address you as old sir instead. I've always thought you to be younger than me."

Chu Tian: "Haha. I'm a person with a young heart. If I wasn't injured in the army, if my legs still work like they did, I'd be able to round up all those old women dancing in the plaza below."

[1. It is common knowledge that once chinese women reach aunty to granny age, they will start dancing in open plazas with, generally, loud chinese disco music.

 You don't want to mess with them, they'd fuck with you too.]

Chu Tian: "Hey ah, I have some matters to take care of here. I gotta go to the hospital, I'll be logging off for now. We can talk again next time."

After sending that message, Chu Tian smiled and logged out of his account.

Go profile my ass!

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