BIG BOOK OF STUPID JOKES

By David_Dejesus

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A little sexist A little racist And alot of..... THE FUNNIEST JOKES ON WATTPAD!! (please don't be offended by... More

Awkward Bus Ride
Long Lines
4 guys, 1 bathroom
Middle class princess & the frog
Marrige is(nt) a gift
Ribbit wish
Handyman gets handy
Bar joke #1
Bar joke #2
Bar joke #3
Coffee Break
Clearly Cheating
iHELL
The chicken keeps walking
The Crabby Cabbie
Tasty Kitty
Teacher's Thoughts
20s, 30s-40s, 50s & Up
Moms Side
Chicken, Pigs, & Cows, OH MY!
Golding Pen15 Sucker
HURR DERR

18 Daughters

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By David_Dejesus

Three men went to Las Vegas

After losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a not so lavish hotel

The guy that owned it had 18 daughters.

The first man went up to they’re father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"

The father said "no but you can sleep with the pigs."

The second man went to the father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"

The father said " no but you can sleep with the cows."

The third man said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"

The father said "yes."

In the morning the three men and the father had a conversation over breakfast

The first man said "I slept like a pig"

The second man said "I slept like a cow"

The third man said "I felt like a golfer"

The father asked, "why?"

He said, "cause I got my balls in 18 holes"

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