Eren was throwing a temper tantrum. He got ignored by his Lover Levi all the day. Mikasa was trying to calm him down but it didn't work so she slapped him. Armin freaked out and started to panic.
Mikasa slapped him too.
Then a familiar horse walked into the room. The horse made love to freckled Jesus. Mikasa got jealous cause she likes horses.
So she slapped them.
Then a little chibi solider came out of nowhere. It was Levi. Mikasa tried to slap Levi too but he kicked her ass and she cried to Eren.
Levi got jealous and sent a dangerous glare at Eren. Eren tried to casually push Mikasa away but she slapped him and held on tighter.
Then Levi got angry and ran out of the room. Eren got sad and now Mikasa and Eren were both crying. Armin gave them a blanket and some ice cream.
Then Armin panicked and ran away because he thought Mikasa was gonna slap him again.
But it never happend. Eren and Mikasa ate ice cream until they got fat.
Then Levi broke up with Eren and makes love with Erwin. Eren cried to Mikasa and then EreMika happened.
Then they got eaten by titans. The end.