The light got brighter and the lord of beauty himself approached.
"What are you guys doing here?"
I replied.
"We're playing this game to get us to Buddha."
He laughed.
"So Buddha is in No Tit Nancy's home?"
Nancy yelled.
"IT'S BIG TITTY GF!"
The Shiddy Giddy Goo laughed.
"But..they aren't any bigger to be ho-"
She pinned the Shiddy Giddy Goo to a chair and tied him up.
"NOW YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME!"
I spoke.
"What the hell is wrong with you today?"
She glared at me.
"Oh come on! Did you really believe in a pleasure bug?"
I was shocked.
"What are you saying?"
She responded quickly.
"Now you will be separated and empty! Just like all my past relationships!"
She started petting the pleasure bug.
"Wait a second! That thing-"
"His name is Boo Boo Bear!"
"Ok..BOO BOO BEAR-"
She yawned.
"Your so boring."
"It was all fake wasn't it?"
She giggled.
"Your stupider than before!"
I was confused.
"Nancy-"
She spoke on top of me.
"Look."
She peeled off the bugs skin and I opened my eyes in shock.
"It was..a costume?"
Toad was in her hands.
He let out some weird sounds that I assume was him speaking.
"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR PRETENDING LIKE YOU COULDN'T HEAR M-"
"Speak louder!"
He grabbed a knife and stabbed himself.
Nancy dropped Toad and started coughing.
"I'm allergic to knives!!"
Grey talked back.
"Then why do you have a bunch of them just laying around?"
She changed the subject.
"Waluigi I love you."
I coughed Waluigi out of my body.
He responded quickly.
"But thats ins-"
"IM FROM ALABAMA!"
He looked at me.
"Run."
No Tit Nancy ran towards Waluigi.
"I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!"
Garrett started getting into a position getting ready to crap.
I aimed his booty hole at No Tit Nancy.
He then shot out a horrendous piece of baby caca.
It went onto No Tit Nancy's face.
"Yay we did it!"
We screamed.
I then noticed her licking it.
She had a caca fetish.
I dropped my smile to disbelief.
"Yummy!"
She grabbed Garrett.
"Forget Waluigi, Your quite a snack."
I cringed.
"Nancy he's like 5."
She hissed.
I spoke.
"Never mind you two are perfect together."
Waluigi came up to me.
"We can't just give him to her..we need to give him to Buddha."
I nearly forgot.
"Oh crap I forgot..but she looks so happy with him."
She spun around with him spinning him in joy.
Waluigi refused to accept this.
"No..I refuse to accept this! This is disgusting!"
"But Waluigi..she's hap-"
"We need to do what The Shiddy Giddy Goo said."
I looked down.
"Your right..we need to stop Big Chungus Nancy."
He smiled.
"Now let's stop Not Flounder Chested Nancy."
We ran towards her.
"What are you guys going?"
Rel,Grey, and The Shiddy Giddy Goo was behind us.
We ran towards her with knives.
"NOOO!!"
She yelled.
Then Rel stopped.
"Wait I have to roll!"
We stopped.
"Hurry up Rel!"
He rolled.
"Ooo its a 9!"
He got a card.
"Pick appointment to be in serious sex filled relationship with women with implants."
He looked up.
We all gasped.
"NOT ME!
Grey stoke.
"STOP IT!"
"NO!"
Waluigi yelled.
Nancy smiled.
"Which one of you is gonna be my bae?"
I yelled.
"Nobody you hag!"
She laughed.
"Lets see who will eat my ass tonight!"
Waluigi whispered.
"It can't be worse than the spaghetti she's always burning."
Rel spoke.
"Can you and Waluigi vore each other for a second?"
I looked at him in disgust.
"Why would I do that in front of you?"
Rel took out a pack of his vegan anus wipes and glued them together with prostate cream.
"Here."
I look at him.
"What the hell is that supposed to be?"
"A curtain..now you can vore each other without us having to see it."
He held up the curtain.
I made it quick.
I swallowed Waluigi faster than ever before.
I sucked him so hard like a hurricane.
My salvia once more hugged all of his nonexistent curves.
We became one once more.
Rel dropped the curtain and pointed at me.
"You."
I was confused.
"What do you mean?"
He sighed.
"You got us here and now your going to pay for it..you two are going to be the the partners to that stupid hag."
I yelled with all my skinny ogre might.
"What how could you!!! What was the point of us fusing in the first place?"
He rolled his eyes.
"If you two were separated I could only pick one..and now since you two are one you can suffer together..it's your fault for getting us into this mess."
I grabbed him.
"How is this my fault???"
"Well if Walaugi turned himself in you wouldn't be in this mess..and YOU tried to make your child suffer with that ugly ass titless beast! And then you guys fight over who should take him a bath? And even go as far as giving him no clothes? You guys are horrible parents! You deserve this!"
Nancy started crying.
"Uhh Boowhoo waaa booowhoo!"
Her crying sounded like a dying dolphin but I could tell she was crying for real.
I walked up to her.
"Nancy-"
"Nobody loves me! I'm a horrible person! Boowho sniffle sniffle! I've had enough! BooWhoooo! I'm going to die alone with all my knives! WAAAAA!"
I put my hand on her bumpy scoliosis back.
"You are extremely ugly..but someone will love that one day hopefully.."
She cried louder.
"YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT M-"
Loud stomping came from the distance.
"What the heck is-"
The door slammed open.
A familiar voice spoke.
"Waluigi! I'm here!"
The voice was beast like.
The creature walked into the home.
"You miss me?"
The Wagina stood before us.
I gasped.
"I thought you were dead?"
He laughed.
"Plastic spoons really? You think that would kill a ME?"
He stomped faster.
We all fought with all of our might but nothing.
The Shiddy Giddy Goo blasted him with a woosh woosh spell.
The Wagina barely felt anything.
He let out a moist eye blast.
The Shiddy Giddy Goo summed and shield to protect us but the shield was tipping over.
We all pushed it up but the shield was only getting pushed harder.
"What's going on?"
Nancy said.
The blast stopped.
The Wagina starred at Nancy.
"Your..b...beautiful."
Nancy was flattered.
"Oh I think..you..look..great..too..."
He looked at her.
"Tell me about yourself Nancy."
She was shaking.
"Well I have a huge..pepe..that's..bigger than..most guys..umm....and I like caca."
He blushed.
"That's amazing."
They started chatting and we all walked out the house slowly.
When we got out we looked at eachother.
Grey spoke.
"What the fuck just happened..what the hell was that huge beast?"
I yawned.
"It's..a long story...just..don't worry about it."
I rolled the die.
"It's a 4."
I got a card.
"You escaped home with big chungus beast and no breast lady who will soon be married...Now since you are out of ugly shrub home will you proceed to Mushroom Village or stay in same spot like a puss puss."
I was pleased.
"This was the most legible card so far."
I looked forward.
"Guys I can see the village from here!"
We all ran towards the village and saw the buildings get bigger.
I saw a huge Buddha statue in the center.
"Were almost there!"
I started crying.
It felt great to finally say goodbye to Garret.
Then we got stopped.
"We are the guards of Mushroom village state your purpose!"
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Nearly to the Buddha!
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