me: WELCOM-
Dex: do you always have to say "welcome?"
Me: Yes i do and it annoys you so bonus!
Wylie: can we just get over with this?
Me: yeah yeah- we are reacting to this hat *pulls out da sorting hat*
Sophie: wat how did you get that?
Me: I stole it from dumbledore and then met voldy and came back here just for you
sorting hat: LET ME GOO
Me: shut up ill give you back after!
sorting hat: ;-;
Marella: so you gonna tell us what a sorting hat or whatever you said is??
Me: Oh yeah *explains what the sorting hat is*
keefe: oOOOOOOooOo i bet tammy is a slytherin
tam: *grumbles*
Me: ok you all get to be sorted into your houses now!
biana: :D
Me: ok first is biana! come sit on the stool
biana: *sits on the stool*
sorting hat: hmmm...very brave but cunning and smart....better be GRYFFINDOR
keefe: OOOOOO me next!
Me: well the sit on the stool
keefe: *sits down*
sorting hat: cunning...ambitious....should be SLYTHERIN!
keefe: noice 👍🏽
Me: Ok Linh next!
sorting hat: sweet......kind and brave..HUFFLEPUFF
Lihn: yay
Me: ok um ritz cracker next!
fitz: dont call me Ritz Cracker!
me: just get on the damn stool!
sorting hat: hmmm....rude.......but brave......GRYFFINDOR
Fitz: i am not rude!
tam: you kinda are ritz
me: see Tammy thinks-
tam: SHUT UP
Me: anyways Wylie next?
Wylie: fine *gets on the stool*
sorting hat: ....A mix of smart and brave.......should be RAVENCLAW!
Wylie: yay I'm not in a house with them! *points to everyone in the room*
Me: actally... im a ravenclaw MWHAHAHAHAHA
Wylie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: ok uhh marella next
storting hat: all i have to say is SLYTHERIN!
Me: Tam now!
sorting hat: why are you even asking my? SLYTHERIN!
Me: Now dex!
sorting hat: dang this kid smarter then all of you.....RAVENCLAW!
Me: AY JOIN THE CLUB DEX!
dex: no 🖤
Me: rude well now is time for SOPHIE FREAKING FOSTER
Sophie: ;-;
Sophie: *gets on stool*
Sorting hat: interesting....very interesting..hmm smart brave cunning and kind.......better be SLYTHERIN
Sophie: huhhhhhh???
Keefe: well that just happened-
Me: go shoo I have to put the sorting hat back before dumberdore finds out I stole it-