~Later On~
Branch Covered Poppy's Eyes, As He Was Leading Her Somewhere Special For Their Anniversary.
"Just A Couple More Feet. Almost Thereee"
Branch Said.
Poppy Got Impatient.
"Cmon Branchieeee, You've Been Saying That For The Last 7 Minutes"
"We're Nearly There! Just Watch Your Step"
Branch Said.
"Actually You Better Watch MY Step, You're The One Guiding Me Around"
Poppy Said.
"Oh- Well Right But. Still, Use Your Queenly Senses"
Branch Shrugged.
"I Am Not Spiderman Mister. Or Oooo, I Can Be SpiderPop!"
Poppy Said.
"Yeahhh Nooo, Gonna Have To Decline On That One"
Branch Chuckles.
"Can You Please Uncover My Eyes! I Wanna See!"
Poppy Pouted.
Branch Finally Made It Up A Hill.
"Annnnd We're Here! Okay, You Can Finally Remo-"
Poppy Pushed Away Branch's Hand Before He Could Finish.
Poppy Gasped In Surprise.
"OH MY GOOFY GOOBER-"
It Was A Set-Up Romantic Picnic Lunch On A Hill.
"A Picnic?! Just For You And Me?!!?"
Poppy Said.
Branch Rubbed The Back Of His Neck.
"Well Yeah Heh, I Know It's Not As Much As You'd Expect But Uh-"
"I LOVEEEE ITT! IT'S SO SWEET OF YOU!"
Poppy Blurted Out.
"Really? It's Not Too Cliche?"
Branch Asked.
"Of Course Not! It's The Thought That Always Counts Duhhh. And This Thought Is Better Than Ever!"
Poppy Jumped In The Air With A Grin.
"Ya Know Meee, Always Having That Thought~"
Branch Flexed His Leaf Vest.
Poppy Hugged Branch Tightly.
"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!"
Poppy Let Go Of Branch, Kissed His Cheek, And Ran To The Picnic Blanket.
"You Did Good Timberlake, Ya Did Good"
Branch Patted His Heart.
"Can Mr. Timberlake Man Come Sit My His Queen~"
Poppy Patted A Seat Next To Her On The Blanket.
Branch's Tongue Hung Out, Thirsty.
"Oh Yeah~ 🤤, You Bet He Will!"
Branch Quickly Went To The Picnic Blanket And Sat Next To Poppy.
Poppy Sighed Happily.
"This Is So Nice For You To Have This Planned Since Like, I Don't Know- Last Week?"
Branch Scoffs Nervously.
"Pffff- Oh Yeahhh. Totally Had This Planned For A While And Not At The Last Minute- HAAHAHAHAHHAHA"
"Well I Am Feelin The Love In The Air Honey Bear~"
Poppy Gave A Flirty Smirk.
Branch Chuckles And Made His Voice Deep Again.
"Heh Heh Heh....You Got That Right Baby~ 👉 "
Poppy Giggles.
"That's Such A Bad Lownote Jones Impression~"
"Yeah, I Know 😔"
Branch Looked Down.
"But, You Never Made A Bad Impression On Me. Ever!"
Poppy Put Her Hand On His.
"Wait- You Were Always Impressed By Me?"
Branch Raised His Eyebrow.
Poppy Nodded.
"Of Course I Was! Who Wouldn't Honestly? You're Caring, Supportive, Precautionary, A-dork-able, Handsome, Need I Go On?"
"I Would Say Yes But Don't Want You To Brag To Much About Me"
Branch Winked.
Branch Held Poppy's Hand.
"But For You, It Wasn't Even That You Impressed Me, It Was All Your Admiring Qualities That Made Me Realize That You're....The One. The One That Changed My Life Forever"
Poppy Blushed Flusteredly.
"Awww Branch, Ugh Now I'm Flusteredddd"
Branch Opened The Picnic Basket.
"I Think You'll Be Even More Flustered Once You Try My New Fluffleberry Jam Sandwhi-"
Nothing Was In The Picnic Basket.
"What The-?! What Happend To My Fluffleberry Jam Sandwich???"
Branch Digged In The Basket.
"Seems Like Someone Got Hungry On The Way Here"
Poppy Poked Him.
Branch Shook His Head.
"No No Like Seriously! I Made 2 New Of My Fluffleberry Jam Sandwiches! Who Ate It?!"
"I T
W A A A S S S S . . . . "
A Deep Faded Voice Said.
Branch Sighed.
"Just Put Me Out Of My Misery Now.."
Windy, Cloud Guy's Daughters, Poofed Up.
"Me! ⛅"
"AH!"
Branch Flinched.
Jr, Cloud Guy's Son, Poofed Up.
"And Me 🌩"
"AHH!"
Branch Flinched Again.
Stormy, Cloud Guy's Other Daughter, Poofed Up.
"and me ⛈"
"AHHHHHH!!!!"
Branch Screamed.
Poppy Stood Up.
"O M GOSHY! CLOUD GUY'S KIDS!"
Cloud Guy Came Out Of Branch's Mouth.
"You Are Absolutely Right, Ms. Pink Bright"
Branch Held His Throat.
"ARGH- WHAT THE- WOULD YOU STOP GETTING OUT OF MY MOUTH!"
Cloud Guy Shrugs.
"Okay, If You Say So"
Cloud Guy Flowed Back Into Branch's Mouth.
"MMMM- ARRGHHH!"
Branch Coughed.
"YAY DADDY!"
The 3 Cloud Kids Cheered.
"WH-WHY DID YOU GO BACK IN MY MOUTH?!"
Branch Said.
"You Said, Would You Stop Getting Out Of Your Mouth. So I Am Staying IN Your Mouth And Not C u m - ing Out~"
Cloud Guy Replied.
"UGHHHH GET OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW!!!"
Branch Stomped His Foot.
Cloud Guy Came Out Of Branch's Bootyhole.
"Jeez, Calm Your Tits You Lil Blue Twit"
"AH-"
Branch Held His Butt.
"Um Cloud Guy, Normally I Love Your Antics On Branch-"
Poppy Gestures.
"Mmm -.-"
Branch Wiped His Mouth.
"But It's Kinda Our Anniversary And We Really Wanna Have Us Time"
Poppy Said.
"Oh That's Okay, I Just Need Some Advice On Things Fun. Janet Left For The Weekend With Her gAl pAlsiEs Annnnd I Need Something To Do With My Kids"
Cloud Guy Gestures.
"Do You Have A Skateboard With Razors Scrape Your Knees?"
Jr. Asked.
"No -.-"
Branch Replied.
"Do You Wanna Hug Your Issues Out And Smile In Your Happy Place!? 😄"
Windy Asked.
"No -.-"
Branch Replied.
"do you wanna sit on a plate or knives and let the sharpness intertwine with your internal organs and slice up your stomach to digest in your lower abdomen"
Stormy Asked.
Branch's Eyes Widen.
"O_____O............POPPPYYY!!!"
Poppy Thought.
"Hm, From What I Saw Recently In Animated Films Is That Kids Love Potty Humor!"
"Oooo, The Classic Type Of Humor In 23% Rotten Tomatoes Films....I'll Give It A Shot!"
Cloud Guy Agreed.
Cloud Guy Rose Up In The Air Dramatically And Mystically.
Cloud Guy Inhales.
" A L A K A . . .
. . . F A R T I C A A A A ! 💨 "
Cloud Guy Let Out A Mega Fart Wind Around The Area.
Poppy Got Blown Away By The Forceful Fart Wind.
"WAIT WAIT- AAAAAAH!!!!"
Poppy Flung Away And Fell And Rolled Into A Nearby Tunnel.
Branch Immediately Stood Up.
"POPPY!!!"
"Ooh-"
Cloud Guy Said.
"Mmmm -.-"
Branch Slowly Turned His Head At Cloud Guy.
Cloud Guy Clears His Throat.
"And That Kids, Is Why You Run From Timberlakes"
Cloud Guy And His Kids Poofed Away.
"UGGHHH!"
Branch Pulled His Ears.
Branch Ran Around To Look For Poppy.
"POPPY? POPPPYYY? POPPY!"
~~~
Poppy Kept Rolling Down The Tunnel.
"AH- OOF OOF OW OW GAH GAH OWIE"
Poppy Finally Rolled Out Of The Tunnel And Faceplanted On The Grass.
"....o-ow..."
Poppy Mumbled In Pain In The Grass.
Poppy Stood Up, Dusting Herself Off.
"So Much For A Anniversary Picnic"
Poppy Looked Around At Where She Was, Lost In The Forest.
Poppy Sighed.
"Well, Better Find My Way Back Before Branch Has a Spasm Attack"
Poppy Was About To Turn Away, Until She Spotted Something Colorful In Some Leaves.
"Huh"
Poppy Raised Her Eyebrow.
The Sun Shined Its Light On The Leaves Where The Colorful Item Was.
Of Course, Out Of Curiosity, Poppy Tip Toed Towards The Leaves.
Poppy Moved The Leaves And Revealed A Colorful Swirled Egg With Pink N Blue Hair Poking Out.
"Whoaaa...A Troll Egg?"
Poppy Picked Up The Egg.
Poppy Stroked The Hair Ontop.
"Awww, It's Little Floof- Wonder What Tribe It Belongs Too"
"Mmm- It's Pretty Heavy Too"
Poppy Tried To Balance Holding The Egg.
Suddenly, The Egg Started To Shake And Move A Bit.
"GAH-"
Poppy Dropped The Egg At Sudden.
The Egg Rattled And Cracked A Bit.
Poppy Gasped.
"It's....The Miracle Of Birth.."
The Egg Kept Shaking And Cracking A Bit.
Poppy Looked In Closely, Anticipating What Kind Of Troll Would Come Out.
Then, The Egg Stopped Cracking.
Poppy Raised Her Eyebrow Confused.
A Mixed Troll Of All 6 Tribe Music Genres Bursts Out Of The Egg With A Loud Gasp For Air.
* G A S P ! *
Poppy Flinched Back.
"AH-"