~During The Day~
The Trolls Gathered Around The Caterbus, As Everyone Was Saying Their Goodbyes And Good Lucks To King Quincy & Queen Essence With The Trolladelic Funk Band On Their Tour.
"Thank You Everyone!"
King Quincy And Queen Essence Wave.
The Trolls Waved Back.
"GOOD LUCKKK! 👋"
Poppy Walked Up.
"Well Guys, Just Wanna Wish You All A Great Concert Tour! And The Funkiest Vibes Throughout!"
"Thank You Queen Poppy"
Queen Essence Thanked.
"It Means So Much To Have A Funky Good Luck Wish, No Matter If It's Funky Like Smidge's Armpit"
King Quincy Said.
Smidge Sniffs Her Armpit.
"Oh My Gah- HE'S RIGHT! ONWARD DEODORANTTTTT!"
"Gotta Say, This Tour Is A Great Add In For Harmony Day! It Will Show The WHOLEEE World Funk Culture"
Poppy Said.
"Well We Sure Hope So"
King Quincy Said.
"And Cheers To You Too Trolladelic Band!"
Poppy Waved.
"THANK YOU QUEEN POPPY!"
The Trolladelic Band Thanked.
"I Give Them 12 Hours Before They Come Back"
Barb Whispered.
"Can You Ever Be Positive About Something? Like I Have Learned"
Branch Whispered Back.
"I Would- But Now I Choose Not To Since It Helped U And I Don't Wanna End Up Like A Dork In A Vest"
Barb Gestures.
Branch Gasped And Held His Vest.
"THAT'S VESTIST!"
"Darnell, Cooper. As Always, You're Both In Charge Of Keeping Things In Check With The Vibe City Ship While We're Gone"
Queen Essence Instructed.
"That's Right, Any Functions Of Any Sort Or Any Random Flash Mobs With Trollno Mars- Be There"
King Quincy Said.
"You Can Count On It Pops"
Prince D Said.
"YEAH- COUNT ON IT LIKE 1 2 3, WE'LL BE THEREEEE!"
Cooper Said.
"Cause That's What Sons Are Supposed To Do"
Prince D Added.
"Awe Yeaaaah~"
Zeny Sang A Note.
"The Fact The Three Of You 3 A Song Reference To A Singer I Just Mentioned, Makes It Better"
King Quincy Said.
"WE STAN!"
The Trolladelic Band Shouted.
"And Cooper"
King Quincy Gestures.
Cooper Came Close To His Father.
"Yeah?"
"Don't Worry Anymore About Your Brother And Zeny Leaving. Everything Will Be Alright, Okay?"
King Quincy Told Him.
Cooper Sighed And Nods.
"Okay"
King Quincy Hugged Cooper.
"Good"
Fuzzbert, Being The Driver Of The Caterbus, Beeped The Horn.
"The Ride Is Ready!"
Queen Essence Said.
"Everyone Aboard!"
King Quincy Announced.
The Trolladelic Band Walked Into The Caterbus And Took Their Seats.
King Quincy And Queen Essence Took One More Look Back At The Trolls Waving Bye At Them.
"BYEEEEEE! 👋"
The Trolls All Waved.
King Quincy And Queen Essence Gave One Last Wave And Walked Into The Bus.
Both Took Their Seats And Sat Together.
"You Think Cooper Will Be Alright About D And Zeny?"
Queen Essence Asked.
King Quincy Nods.
"He'll Be Fine, After All, He Takes His Strongness From Me 😌"
Queen Essence Snickers.
"Alright Funky Man~"
Fuzzbert Began To Drive And The Caterbus Drove Off Into The Forest.
"Awe Dangit, Should've Asked Them To Bring Me Back A Souvenir"
Branch Pouted.
"Oh Branch, You Can Have One Of My Souvenirs From My Classical Tours!"
Trollzart Offered.
"Really?!"
Branch's Ears Perked Up.
"Absolutely Not, Ha Ha Ha! They Are Much Too Expensive"
Trollzart Flew Away, Chuckling.
"Oh .___."
Branch Crossed His Arms.
"Trust Me Bro, You Wouldn't Want A Classical Souvenir"
Barb Said.
"Yeah! YOU SHOULD HAVEEEE A TECHNO SOUVENIR!"
Trollex Held Up A Shark's Tongue.
"WHAT THE-?!"
Branch Flinched.
"Oh Don't Worry Man, I Cleaned It Before Ripping It Off! 😁"
Trollex Grinned Innocently.
"Yeahhh Imma Have To Pass"
Branch Declined.
"You're Right, I Should've Took The Tooth Instead- TECHNO BEAT DROP! WE NEEDA FIND THE SHARK AGAINNNN!"
Trollex Flew Off To Techno Lagoon.
"Anywaysss, Branch You Don't Need A Souvenir!"
Poppy Said.
"Of Course I Do! As A New Improved Troll, It's Good To Have Items From Different Culture"
Branch Said.
"I Meant Cause Of Our Anniversary Today! I'm Sure It Can Be Worth More Than A Souvenir"
Poppy Smiled.
"OHHHHH RIGHT! Heh Heh, You Got That Right Baby~"
Branch Made His Voice Deeper.
"Stop- Just...Just Stop At This Point"
Barb Said.
"Yeahhh I'm No Lownote Jones..."
Branch Frowned.
"And I'm Super Excited What You Got Planned For Us Today!"
Poppy Said.
Branch Blinked.
"...P-Planned?"
Poppy Nods.
"Yeah! You Did Plan Something For Us...Didn't You?"
Branch's Pupils Shrunk Tiny.
"O______O.....Offffff Courseeeee I Diddddd Popppyyyyyy, Pff- What Kind Of New Boyfriend Do You Think I Am?"
Poppy Hugged Branch Close.
"YAAAAAY! OOOO, THIS IS GIVING ME JOYOUS BUTTERFLIES!"
Branch Knew He Fuqed Up.
"Yeeeeep, Heh Heh....Total Butterflies Alright"
Barb Tried Not To Laugh At Branch's Anniversary Failure In The Background.
"I'll Go Get Perked Up For It! Be Back In A While, Keep Those Lips Warm~"
Poppy Booped Branch's Nose And Walked Away.
Branch Chuckled Nervously.
"OH YOU KNOW I WILL, HEH HEH HEH HEHHHH..."
Barb Walked Up To Branch.
"Youuuuu Don't Have Anything Planned Huh?"
"OF COURSE I DON'T! WHAT KIND OF NEW BOYFRIEND DO YOU THINK I AM!?!?!"
Branch Pulled His Hair.
"New Boyfriend? Boy, Please, It's Been A Year. You Should've Known"
Barb Said.
Branch Panicked And Paced Back n Forth.
"OH THIS IS BAD- BAD BAD BAAAD!"
"Aren't You Like- Mr. Romantic Or Something? You Should Know What To Plan For Her Off The Bat"
Barb Reminded.
"YEAH BUT MR. ROMANTIC IS FOR HELPING OTHER TROLLS- I DIDN'T THINK THE REAL THING WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN!"
Branch Said.
Barb Scoffs.
"Pfff- Oh Yeah. I Heard She Friendzoned You Like 3 Times"
"Mmm -.-"
Branch Glared At Barb.
Branch Sighed, Rubbing His Arm.
"I Just Don't Wanna Disappoint Her....I Just Wanna See Her Beautiful Smile"
"Cheesy 🧀 Like Mcpissy 💦"
Barb Said.
Branch Looked Up In Front Of Him, And Saw Yogi Bear With Boo Boo.
"Boo Boo! We Finally Got Our Hands On This Picnic Basket!"
Yogi Held Up The Picnic Basket.
Branch Gasped With A Idea.💡
" G A S S S S P ! "
"BARBARA!"
Branch Said.
"Don't Call Me That-"
Barb Said.
"I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO!"
Branch Said.
"And That Is?"
Barb Raised Her Eyebrow.
"It's A Lil Cliche In Rom Com 2000s Movies But Sure To Work! LATER!"
Branch Zoomed Away.
Barb Went To Yogi And Boo Boo.
"Hey, Aren't You Two In The Wrong Franchise And Company?"
"We Sure Are! But Worth It For This Picnic Basket You See!"
Yogi Gestures.
Barb Whacked Yogi In The Face With Her Guitar And Snatched The Picnic Basket.
"OOIOOP-"
Yogi Flopped Down Unconscious.
"O_____O"
Boo Boo Just Watched.
"You Saw Nothing -.-"
Barb Told Boo Boo And Ran Away.
~~~
~Down By The Lagoon~
On The Shore, Prince D And Zeny Were Chilling Together & Flirting.
"Hey You~"
Prince D Said.
"Hey You Back~"
Zeny Said Back.
"Hey You Around Town~"
Prince D Winked.
"Hey You Across The Funkiverse~"
Zeny Winked Back.
"Hey You.......You~"
Prince D Whipped His Dreads.
Zeny Giggles.
"Boy, You Crazy"
Cooper, Legsly And Biggie Were Sitting Next To Them.
Cooper Crossed His Arms And Legs.
"Hmph"
"Wow, They've Been Doing That For 13 Minutes"
Legsly Said.
"I Thought They Would Stop After Tasting Each Of Zeny's 7 Lipgloss's"
Biggie Said.
"Mew"
Mr. Dinkles Wanted To Try Zeny's Lipgloss Too.
"And It's Getting On My CRAZY LOOPY UNNECESSARY SIDEPLOT NERVE!!!"
Cooper Yelled.
"But I Thought You Were Happy For Them And That You Love Hanging With Them"
Legsly Said.
"Well I Do!"
Cooper Said.
"Is One Of Them The Problem?"
Biggie Asked.
Cooper Shook His Head.
"Noooo, Neither Of Them Is The Problem. I Love Them Both But....It's Like Ever Since We Got Back From Trollywood I've Been Nothing But-"
Cooper Went Dramatic.
" A
T h i r d
W h e e l "
~Montage Flashback~
💜 I think I love you! 💜
Prince D And Zeny Zoom Through The Water On A Surfcritter.
A Giant Whale Was Coming Right In Front Of Them.
💜 So what am I
so afraid of? 💜
"GUYS WAIT!"
Cooper Was Swimming Right Behind Them.
Prince D And Zeny Dive Into The Water, Holding Hands Flirtingly.
"AAAAAA!"
Cooper Got Eaten By The Whale Instead.
💜 I'm afraid that
I'm not sure of 💜
Underwater, Prince D Put A Little Flower In Zeny's Hair.
Zeny Blushed And Looked Away Flusteredly.
💜 A love there is
no cure forrrr 💜
Meanwhile In The Background, Finders Keepers Critters Snapped At Coopers Butt.
"AH! AH! OW! DOW!" AHWA!"
Cooper Tried To Get Away.
💜 I think I love you 💜
Prince D And Zeny Jumped Out Of The Water And Landed On A Giant Butterfly To Fly On.
💜 Isn't that what life
is made of? 💜
Cooper Got Kicked Out Of The Water And Up In The Air.
Prince D And Zeny Jumped Off The Butterfly Happily.
As Cooper Got Lightning Struck By A Random Heart Cloud.
"⚡ A-A-A-A-A-A!!!⚡"
Cooper Shrieked, Getting Zapped.
💜 Though it worries
me to say 💜
Prince D And Zeny Ran Down The Heart Trail Like Eternal lOvErS.
💜 That I've never
felt this way! 💜
"AAAAAAAA-"
Cooper Got Eaten By A Monstrous Trollzilla To Chew Up His Guts And Swallow Up Whole.
~End Of Montage Flashback~
Biggie Blinked.
"Ooo- Yeah That Does Sound Rough"
"At Least You're Always Invited Around With Them?"
Legsly Said.
Cooper Shrugs.
"I Guess, But Third Wheeling Is Not Fun...ESPECIALLY WHEN FINDING OUT THE TWO SMASHY LOVERS ARE THINKING ABOUT LEAVING FOR A WHILE!!!!!"
Prince D Layed Back On The Grass.
"C'mon Maaaan, Just Chilllll"
Cooper's Eye Twitched.
"......NO YOU CMON mAaAaAaNnNNNnnN!!! YOU BOTH HAVE NO RIGHT TO LEAVE TROLLSTOPIA AND I PROTEST THAT!"
"Okaaay Cooper Lets Just Um-"
Legsly Said.
Legsly And Biggie Started Pushing Cooper Away With Them.
#CANCELZENELLLEAVINGTROLLSTOPIA! I WILL START A VIRAL TWEET HASHTAG!!!"
Cooper Screamed.
Prince D And Zeny Blinked At That Whole Thing.
"Wow"
Prince D Said.
"Yeah- Wow...But Kinda Feel Bad For Cooper. He's Really Gonna Miss Us If We Do Decide To Leave"
Zeny Said.
"Oh He'll Be Fineeee. He's Cooper Afterall. Now~ Let's Try Those Lipglosses Again~"
Prince D Bit His Lip.
Zeny Held Up Her Lipglosses.
"Grape Or Bootylicious Berry?"